Official 'Cool Wrestling Story, Bro' Thread

[jbizness]

This thread's for funny/interesting stories when you met wrestlers or attended wrestling events.

My best story comes from a WCW house show circa 2000'ish. I was about 14 years old and was still in that nerdy mode of waiting outside the arena hoping to get autographs. Well, I lucked out as Goldust and Terry Funk both left at the same time. They were feuding at this point, Goldust's second WCW run as "Dustin Runnels." During their match earlier in the night, Funker did a bare ass Stink Face. My favorite quote was from Dustin: "I asked Terry before the match if he took a shower and washed his ass, but it STILL SMELLED LIKE SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!" He kept repeating and emphasizing how bad Terry Funk's ass smelled.


More recently, before the Wyatt Family debuted last year (they had those initial promos but hadn't debuted in ring); Bray, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan and Yoshi Tatsu came into Pita Pit, the place I was working at at the time, when WWE was in town. Scared the living shit out of the soccer moms eating their lunches, but they were all super nice dudes. I tried to press Bray on when they'd debut, but all he said was 'soon.' Funniest part to me was Harper and Rowan ordered salads.