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Old 03-07-2005, 07:14 PM   #1
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I swear to god im in a couple of uni classes were the prof is boring me to death and I start thinking, man I wish someone would shut the guy up. I start hearing wrestler's theme music and I picture them nailing their finisher on the prof. So far I have pictured Orton hitting the RKO when the prof turns around and the Batista bomb on the table .
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Old 03-01-2005, 10:31 PM   #2
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:29 PM   #3
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Your teacher gives you detention, and you drop them, get on your hands and knees to mouth off, and then open up a couple beers.
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:34 PM   #4
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You have watched so much wrestling that all sense of reality is gone. You think you can assault people and sexually harass women and be liked for it.

When describing people all you can say is "he/she kinda looked like (wrestler name here)"

After getting a good mark you get up, start "WHOO"ing, strutting, and dancing and announce that there's a party at your place and Space Mountain will be open.

You buy Bradshaw's book on financial advice.
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Old 03-01-2005, 10:19 PM   #5
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A friend playfully slaps you on the back. You fall face forward and sell it like a maniac. You then blade yourself.
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Old 03-01-2005, 10:24 PM   #6
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You scream "STUNNER BAHGAWD" whenever you see a fight break out.
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Old 03-01-2005, 10:28 PM   #7
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When you have a Cd in your car of all your favorite wrestling them songs.

*raises hand* Guilty

For the ROH marks of the board: When you are listening to CM Punk's theme song on that very CD, you bang on your steering wheel.

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Old 03-02-2005, 12:20 AM   #8
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For the ROH marks of the board: When you are listening to CM Punk's theme song on that very CD, you bang on your steering wheel.

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Old 03-01-2005, 10:33 PM   #9
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Old 03-01-2005, 10:49 PM   #10
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You go around commentating your life and what is going on around you. You refer to each day as "the greatest day in life entertainment history".
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:00 PM   #11
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You go around commentating your life and what is going on around you. You refer to each day as "the greatest day in life entertainment history".
Addendum: You start reffering to yourself in the third person.

The Knigtht thinks this is moronic, and he does not approve of it.
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:44 PM   #12
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1.when u get a promotion at work after u shake your boss' hand u give him a low blow and tell him u dont sell out
2. When your friend tells you about getting some and u suddenly interrupt and scream what about me huh what about (insert name here) u ddt them to a crucifix pose over them and torment them until either a) u get his girl b) or your friend gets a restraining order
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:46 PM   #13
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:56 PM   #14
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You get passed over for promotion and blame Triple H.
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:28 AM   #15
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I've pulled up to a building I was going to one time blasting JBL's theme on my car stereo.
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:36 AM   #16
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I've pulled up to a building I was going to one time blasting JBL's theme on my car stereo.
At least it wasn't Eugene's theme.
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Old 03-02-2005, 10:47 PM   #17
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At least it wasn't Eugene's theme.
Naw, I'm going to wait and do that when I help my friend volunteer at the Special Olympics in a few months. I'm going to bring my stereo and when they do the relays, I'm going to blast Eugene's theme while the people are running.
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Old 03-02-2005, 10:50 PM   #18
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Naw, I'm going to wait and do that when I help my friend volunteer at the Special Olympics in a few months. I'm going to bring my stereo and when they do the relays, I'm going to blast Eugene's theme while the people are running.
That's mean. Then again, I plan on going to Gitmo and offering the starving muslims Pork Rinds.
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:32 AM   #19
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:38 AM   #20
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:40 AM   #21
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-you walk by someone and start talking trash ala Stone Cold

-you still raise the eyebrow on certain occasions

-you start a "you fucked up" chant when someone falls down in the cafeteria

-you throw a cheap pop in during a regular conversation

-you take out your higher ups at work and call yourself the Legend Killer

-when you get out of the shower, you put the towel on your head, cross your arms, and stare into the mirror

-when someone is sitting in a folding chair, you start yelling "OLE" and kick him in the face
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Old 03-02-2005, 03:50 PM   #22
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-you start a "you fucked up" chant when someone falls down in the cafeteria
Yesterday I was walking home from work, and I always stop in to the House of Pizza next door to get a drink. And I was walking out the door and I slipped and fell. Two guys behind the counter who work there and a lady sitting down eating pizza started a "You Fucked Up" chant. Now I know the shame that the wrestlers feel.


-At a soccer game, when a player gets a penalty, you start a "YOU SCREWED (Insert Name)" chant at the ref.

-You call out someone in a fight and name the stipulations. (No interference. No foreign objects.)

-When you get an F or get in trouble in class you stand up and yell "MY NAME IS ____ AND I DO NOT DESERVE THIS"

-When you see someone climb something you have the urge to throw them off.

-You don't tell your employees that you have to let them go...you snarl at them and say YOUUUUUUURRRRRR FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEEDDDDDDDD
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Old 03-02-2005, 09:51 PM   #23
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-At a soccer game, when a player gets a penalty, you start a "YOU SCREWED (Insert Name)" chant at the ref.
You can go to hell sir. You can go to hell and you can just die.

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Old 03-02-2005, 12:40 AM   #24
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you ask yourself WWKFAD?

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Old 03-02-2005, 12:44 AM   #25
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I got another one that I just rememered.....

You know you watch to much wrestling when....

You and your best friend wrestle with your other friends all the time and have certain gear that you made by marking on T-Shirts calling your selves the New Age Outlaws and basically doing everything they do.....and yes I say this from experience...

Back in Science Class in like the 7th or 8th grade there was this kid that the whole class hated. Sorta a bully type thing so when we got back from lunch my friend kicked him in the stomach picked him up for a piledriver and I jumped down spiking him to the ground......
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Back in Science Class in like the 7th or 8th grade there was this kid that the whole class hated. Sorta a bully type thing so when we got back from lunch my friend kicked him in the stomach picked him up for a piledriver and I jumped down spiking him to the ground......
I did basically the same thing, except the I was in 3rd grade, the other kid was in 6th. He made the mistake of trying to tell me wrestling was fake, I sent that bitch home crying.

-edit- for clarification, it was a straight pile driver, not a a spike one.
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You brag about being "thrown for a loop."


Or you have a sudden urge to snort Viagra.
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You think wearing tights and streamers is cool.
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:18 AM   #33
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You turn on a wrestlers theme music very loud in the living room and you enter from the hall way like its the entrance ramp and pose....
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:19 AM   #34
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You walk around your neighbourhood, school, mall, etc, with a megaphone, a fake gold medal, and a huge bristal board, hanging from around your neck, promoting abstinence.

"The Best Sex is No Sex."
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:24 AM   #35
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If you re-enact the HHH/Kane-Katy Vick Sex Scene with a real dead body.......

God I hope no one on here confesses to that one
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:25 AM   #36
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You drop a glass bottle, or you hear glass breaking, and you start humming Stone Cold's Entrance theme
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:58 AM   #37
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then I guess to follow up with the Austin one....

You hear screeching tires and you start humming Foleys music.
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Old 03-02-2005, 02:13 AM   #38
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You knife edge chop yourself to see how much it hurts.

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Old 03-02-2005, 05:14 AM   #39
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Your girlfriends laid out spread legged on the bed and all you can think of is grabbing her by the knees and flipping her over for a Boston Crab...











... dam, no wonder she dumped me.
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Old 03-02-2005, 07:59 AM   #40
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Your girlfriends laid out spread legged on the bed and all you can think of is grabbing her by the knees and flipping her over for a Boston Crab...











... dam, no wonder she dumped me.
One lonely person

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