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#41 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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WTF Gooner in the wrestling forum.
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#42 |
TPWW Fire Pro Champ
Posts: 34,000
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Damn Kane Knight. Congrats.
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#43 |
Hey Mister!
Posts: 54,952
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I DEMAND gravy with my mashed potatoes.
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He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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#45 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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Ten bucks mine has something to do with either MMA or the Spirit Squad.
But... 90,000 posts. Damn. |
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#46 |
Polyam cult member #420
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MEEEE!!!
oh, and *waits for sadistic to post* |
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#47 |
I'm all there is
Posts: 31,811
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sure
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#48 |
Unnecessarily awesome
Posts: 8,323
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DO IT
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#49 |
Worm Of Reality
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So....?
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#50 | |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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#51 |
The Franchise
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well congratulations
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#52 |
Tîm Defaid
Posts: 6,646
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Go go go
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#53 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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In order to fulfill diversity obligations, Vince McMahon has offered a 38 year contract to Funky Fly. Funky is reported to have signed the contract without realising that it was as a valet.
Fortunately, this is how the Coach Started. Expect to see Funky Fly on TV around 2015, to put over Triple H's daughter. In a recent rash of gay pride, several wrestling fans have been wed in WWE-themed ceremonies. The most popular has been the "Billy and Chuck" package, available in MA ceremonies starting at $100. Destor and a yet-unnamed partner opted a different route, choosing a JBL/HHH theme. Asked for a comment, Destor responded with "Chicks dig gay weddings." We wihsh the best to Destor and remind him that not replying would have been a smarter way to not be involved in the Ruse Report. Also enjoying nuptuals this week are Skippord and JH, who wed in a TNA themed ceremony as Chris Sabin and Samoa Joe, respectively. The ceremony ended poorly, as The JP turned out to be Jeff Jarrett, who laid them both out for not choosing him. Eric Bischoff could not be reached for comment, but is rumoured to be displeased that Jarrett got his three minutes of fame in his wedding gimmick. Dave Wadding won WWE's latest costume contest with his impression of Rikishi. Asked for comment, he replied, "I wasn't wearing a costume." Wadding evidently entered only thinking it was the next Diva Search contest. Bloodshed erupted at an ECW/Smackdown show, when Innovator and St Jimmy duked it out in the aisles during CM Punk's entrance. The match received a 3*, and the brawl received a 5* rating and the largest pop of the night. Chants included "You call that a punch?" And "Punk fans suck dick" from the Smackdown fans still in attendance. All three of them were subsequently strung up on the turnbuckles as an example, amidst ECW chants. Insider sources indicate Vince is not pleased, and is unsure whether to blame Shannon Moore or Funky Fly. More on this as the scapegoat is clarified. --- I have many, many more to go, but I just couldn't think of one for some of y'all at the time, and just ran with what came easily. More will be coming though, stay tune for the Ruse Report--Date Raping the truth since 1996 |
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#54 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Jesus Christ, like 8 more since I loaded the page.
For the Record, Steele, I forget you're from Texas. Like, every time. 6 seconds after it's mentioned. |
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#55 |
I am the cheese
Posts: 51,469
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You are so well beyond predictable. Ever think for writting for the E? You'd fit right in.
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#56 |
It's a blood match!
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90,000 huh? ... wrestling message board.... hmmm... ask yourself, is this something to be proud of?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#58 |
Last of a Dying Forum
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lmao. genius.
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#59 |
BISONICA
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Oh, I get written out of the Ruse Report. BOO KK, BOO!
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#60 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Are you saying "Boo" or "Booane"?
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#61 |
Met the Standards
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I've been waiting for this day for a long time now. Do me!
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#62 |
ELF ANGEL
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I was written out too, but hopefully he isn't done making it yet
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#63 | |
He's Here
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#64 |
Met the Standards
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All of it.
When I reach 20 I'll make one of these to show my appreciation to those who read me and follow my posting career. Thanks for the support! |
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#65 |
Formerly Ġohâń3k
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i like pie
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#67 |
Boss
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Does Craftsman know that not a single person on these boards knows who the fuck he is?
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#68 | |
I am the cheese
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#69 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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The gay wedding doesnt bother me as much as getting knocked out by Jeff Jarrett
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#70 |
I am the cheese
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I'm just sick of the same joke. I don't mind being razzed. I just want some fuckn creativity.
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90 thousand posts? Holy shit. Well, I guess that means you're "the shit" or something.
Your seat must have one hell of an mold of your ass... |
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Sleepy Bitch
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A Proud MF'R
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#74 |
Hey Mister!
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lol "when I reach 20"
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#75 |
Triple A
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Ok here's the deal KK, include me or die, I'm the only reason you've made it this far in this forum
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#76 | |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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BISONICA
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#78 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mo-- uhhh... I mean count me in.
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#79 | |
A Proud MF'R
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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