Congress wants WWE drug testing records. - Page 2

**Kane Knight** · 07-28-2007, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mercury Bullet

And that's all I've got to say about that. I'm not just going to repeat myself 20 times trying to hammer it home.

Translation: I have shit and I know it.

**Fox** · 07-28-2007, 11:34 PM

I understand why they're doing this, it makes sense and everything, but come fucking on. This is like asking trapeeze artists "do you use any ropes in your activities?" Steroids are a known issue in pro wrestling, and have been for atleast the past 3 decades.

What Vince McMahon and co. are going to do, is that they're going to get together a report about their wellness policy and drug testing, trying to make themselves appear as innocent in the abuse of its superstars and responsible for taking care of them at the same time. And they will accomplish this, and it will be reported from Congress, and the bitchy mothers and fathers of their 10-year old John Cena fans will shut the fuck up.

And all will be right with the world.

By the way, steroids will ALWAYS be an issue in professional wrestling. Look at the bastards. They're muscled out freak shows, and its known that big stars are generally muscled out freaks or large, behemoth sized freaks. However, last time the steroids issue came up, we got Bret Hart and HBK as champions, so who knows. Maybe this won't be ALL bad.

**Bad Company** · 07-29-2007, 05:12 PM

Didn't congress recently ask Google for a bunch of info and got given the finger? I'm assuming it'd be a similar case here. Vince will fight it pretty hard.

**Fox** · 07-29-2007, 11:50 PM

Vince wants to appear that he has "nothing to hide." He'll do what they request, but he won't give the full information. It would end his company for sure.

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07-28-2007, 11:34 PM	#2
Fox "Ask him!" Posts: 10,072	I understand why they're doing this, it makes sense and everything, but come fucking on. This is like asking trapeeze artists "do you use any ropes in your activities?" Steroids are a known issue in pro wrestling, and have been for atleast the past 3 decades. What Vince McMahon and co. are going to do, is that they're going to get together a report about their wellness policy and drug testing, trying to make themselves appear as innocent in the abuse of its superstars and responsible for taking care of them at the same time. And they will accomplish this, and it will be reported from Congress, and the bitchy mothers and fathers of their 10-year old John Cena fans will shut the fuck up. And all will be right with the world. By the way, steroids will ALWAYS be an issue in professional wrestling. Look at the bastards. They're muscled out freak shows, and its known that big stars are generally muscled out freaks or large, behemoth sized freaks. However, last time the steroids issue came up, we got Bret Hart and HBK as champions, so who knows. Maybe this won't be ALL bad.

07-29-2007, 05:12 PM	#3
Bad Company Mad Posts: 26,228	Didn't congress recently ask Google for a bunch of info and got given the finger? I'm assuming it'd be a similar case here. Vince will fight it pretty hard.

07-29-2007, 11:50 PM	#4
Fox "Ask him!" Posts: 10,072	Vince wants to appear that he has "nothing to hide." He'll do what they request, but he won't give the full information. It would end his company for sure.