LOL Mitch Hedberg is ****ing hilarious

OMFG I just saw him on Conan last night and I was ROFL, so I dled a bunch of his stuff afterwards, and OMG, nonstop ROFL.

Holy shit, he rules.

His delivery is classic. He is all laid back and shit. He is the man.

"i like escalators cause they can't break. they can only become stairs. there will never be a temporarily out of order siiiign. only a temporarily stairs"

"i went to a heavy metal concert... this band... they were heavy man... and the singer stood up and he yells, he says 'how many of you people feel like human beings tonight', and then he says 'how many of you feel like animalsssss?' and everyone cheered after the animals part... but the thing is, i cheered after the human beings part because i did not know there was a second part to the question. i said yes i do feel like a human."

LOL

DL some shit from Kazaa. It is gold.