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#81 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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* JS does it Ultimate Warrior style and no sells it like its WrestleMania XII. JS proceeds to whip Skippord's ass and rips his spine out. He pins Skippord's bloody corpse. Skippord should know that the Texas Title is just like Texans...indestructable.*
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#82 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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HOLLA Y'ALL
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#83 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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#84 |
He's Here
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*Xero stuns Skippord, pins him, locks both belts in a safe, wraps it in chains, locks the chains, gets on an airplane and dumps it into the middle of the Red Sea. Xero proclaims the new title the EXTREMELY LATE Title with a picture of Nick Mondo's face on it.*
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#85 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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*Hits a pile driver on Xero off the plane through 38 Flaming tables stacked and Pins removes the picture of Mondo and puts an old blockbuster DVD case on the front*
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#86 |
He's Here
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*Hits Skippord with The King of Kings CD single and pins him, tears off the Blockbuster case and slaps on a Best Buy "For Sale" sticker*
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#87 |
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![]() Stacy distracts Xero with intentions of sex.... ![]() and then some mysterious(yet handsome) stranger blows some sort of smoke in his eyes and rolls him up!!! NEW CHAMPION: THE MYSTERIOUS(YET HANDSOME) STRANGER |
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#88 |
He's Here
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*Log rolls over TMYHS and is declared the new champion*
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#89 |
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*TMYHS doesn't care, is very very trashed. Giggles and goes off with Stacy*
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#90 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*Runs in and Spears Xero so hard it brakes his ribs then puts Xero in the Edgecator and Xero passes out* Skippord is the new champion
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#91 |
He's Here
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*Xero wraps up his ribs is barbed wire and splashes Skippord in the corner. Skippord's eye pops out on the wire and Xero pins him*
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#92 |
Ninja Mod, Esquire
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After watching to much random DDT matches, WWKD? nails Skipport with a Shining crotch thrust, and follows up with the most extreme move that ever graced a ring...
The inverted Danshoku driver. Skippord's head explodes, and WWKD is the new champ. Bitch. Last edited by What Would Kevin Do?; 04-16-2006 at 12:38 AM. |
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#93 |
He's Here
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*Xero stands there looking at WWKD like he's retarded and flees with the belt*
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#94 |
Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Chases Xero until he slips comically on a puddle of water. WWDK then bludgeons Xero with the remains of Skippord's head until he's unconcious.
And then WWKD rubble rubble's the belt. Yeah. |
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#95 |
He's Here
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*The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny happens*
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown#start *The sword becomes the champion in the end* |
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#96 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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*Skippord reforms like the villian from Terminator 2 and Hits a vicious spear on the sword off a scaffold FTW*
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#97 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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*sews shoulder up*
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#98 |
He's Here
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*Inspector Gadget extends his mighty extendo pen, "is that what it's called" skippord says as the pen writes "lost" on Skippord. IG is proclaimed champion*
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#99 |
Youngest Champ Ever....
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RKO ON THUMB TACS! RKO4LIFE NEW CHAMP -POSES WITH BELT-
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#100 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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*Skippord hits a running powerbomb off the top rope while RKO4LIFE is posing FTW*
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#101 |
Youngest Champ Ever....
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rko tells skippord... when he wants some.. he will take it
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#102 |
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DM smashes a Bud Ice bottle over Skippord's head, then he puts a Kansas City Chiefs jersey over Skip's unconcious body and pins. 1 2 3
New champ Diesel Mac poses with the belt waving a Chiefs flag. |
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#103 |
Angel Headed Hipster
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Blitz returns from his few hours abscence to a roar of approval from the crowd, and hits a 630 splash on DM to become the 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x Hardcore Champion.
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#104 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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*Runs in and puts a John Elway Jersey on Diesel Mac and then hits an Island Driver through some tables to Blitz and pins*
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#105 |
quesque fuck?
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Spilchuk grabs Skippord by the testicals and cuts them off. Spilchuk then eats a plate of eggs and potatoes while jerking off to his bleeding balls. Skippord submits and Spilchuk becomes the Hardcore Champion!
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#106 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*Skippord gets surgery to repair ball injury and Hits an RKO on Spilchuck for the win*(I am listening to Motley Crue Right now)
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#109 |
Youngest Champ Ever....
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RKO4LIFE runs in and RKO'S Skippord 1.....2......3
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#110 |
Angel Headed Hipster
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*Blitz forgets about the belt and superkicks Diesel, and runs to the hotel with Morgan Webb*
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#111 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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*Spears Diesel Mac and rko4life and pins them both and arranges them in some sort of gay position and runs off*
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#112 |
Youngest Champ Ever....
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ahh shit i pinned the wrong champ... while Diesel Mac isnt busy posing RKO4LIFE comes up and RKO'S him on his on title.. 1....2....3
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#113 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Pinned the wrong guy again bro
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#114 |
Youngest Champ Ever....
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AHH SHIT AGAIN!!! -runs away crying-
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#115 |
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Does a 3 Stooges slap on Blitz, Skip, and rkoforlife then clotheslines them all and stackes them up on top of each other and pins them all for 1, 2, 3!
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#116 |
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*gives Diesel a vertebreaker onto a bed of nails and goes for the pin*
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#117 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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*Bounces off the ropes and hits Diesel Mac with a Spear for the win*
28X champion |
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#118 |
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You broke up my pin!
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#119 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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*Kicks Out*
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