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Old 08-31-2009, 09:59 AM   #81
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Knowing he didn't have the belt to lose, screech superkicks Clox out the window of The Max, and gets the three count in the parking lot. He grabs the belt and hops into Mr. Belding's car with the rest of the gang. They zoom away blasting the Saved by the Bell theme song.

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Old 08-31-2009, 11:57 AM   #82
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Clox was in the trunk. Do I even need to describe what physical pain screech and many other charecters, endured?

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Old 08-31-2009, 02:48 PM   #83
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Old 08-31-2009, 02:48 PM   #84
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Back at the arena, Clox is celebrating his win in the locker room. As he leaves to make more ridiculous posts on TPWW.net, The Jayman (who was still upset after his missed opportunity) catches sight of him and attacks. He stands over him in disbelief, and is just about to make the cover, when screech blindsides him with the head of his robot. He then covers the fallen Clox to become the new champion.
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Old 09-02-2009, 10:43 AM   #85
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Punches Screech directly in the penis. Then pins him and runs away, screaming like a scared little girl.
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Old 09-02-2009, 11:19 AM   #86
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While AJ Hayes is running like a girl, he runs directly into the rock hard abs of AC Slater, who was practicing dance moves with The Jayman, and is out cold. Jayman sees another opportunity to pick up the title, and is ready to seize it. Seconds before making the cover, Slater turns him inside out with a clothesline. This allows screech to crawl to the cover and pick up the three count. He hobbles away to put some ice on his penis, while The Jayman watches in anger.

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Old 09-02-2009, 12:24 PM   #87
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:02 PM   #88
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:04 PM   #89
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Screech sends out his Snorlax to Body Slam Clox. Snorlax rolls over and uses Rest, allowing screech to get the pinfall.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:05 PM   #90
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:36 PM   #91
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While screech is standing over Clox after taking the belt back, Violet Anne Bickerstaff runs up to the love of her life, screech. screech sees her and runs like hell. The Gold Standard sees screech running around the corner and hits him with a golden bar. He pins screech to be come a 3X TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION!! The Gold Standard walks away as Violet tends to screech.
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Old 09-02-2009, 04:36 PM   #93
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As The Gold Standard is walking to his car, The Jayman decks him with one of the champion's gold bars. With the champion down, he surveys the scene before going to make the cover. At the count of two, the Snorlax awakes from his slumber and attacks The Jayman in a grumpy rage. After seeing this unfold, screech covers The Gold Standard and gets the three count to become a nine time champion. Needing an escape, he reluctantly hops in Violet's car. The two drive back to Bayside High to meet the rest of the gang for a pep rally.
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Old 09-02-2009, 04:42 PM   #94
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During the Pep Rally at Bayside High, the marching band is playing and screech going crazy. He loves it and then Violet tries to kiss him and he runs away. Hiding in the band playing the Gold Cymbals is The Gold Standard, and he jumps out and slams the cymbals against screech's head. screech falls down and The Gold Standard covers screech to become a 4X TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION!! The Gold Standard then takes the belt and runs to his car and speeds away.
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Old 09-02-2009, 04:54 PM   #96
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After he sped away from the rally, The Gold Standard decided to hit the club to celebrate another win. While he is having a good time, he spots Mr. Belding gettin down as he always does:



He laughs to himself while watching his moves, and pours another drink before hitting the dance floor. Amid the sexy partying, he neglects to realize that screech has come in the back door.

While the champion is gettin his groove on with Belding and the ladies, screech attacks, smashing a bottle over his head. He gets the cover to become a ten (10) time champion, while Belding continues to dance and cause a diversion for screech to sneak out of the club. The new champion hops on a scooter he saw in the parking lot and speeds back home to rebuild Kevin.
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Old 09-02-2009, 05:19 PM   #97
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screech not realizing that the scooter he took was the famous male model Hansel's, was blind sided by Hansel as he pulls out of the parking lot. Hansel is ok with screech taking his scooter and invites him over for some tea with Derek Zoolander. screech, forgetting about Kevin, accepts the invitation.



While having the tea, screech starts to hallucinate and thinks he sees Kevin. He begins to walk over to Kevin and instead it is The Gold Standard. The Gold Standard has Hansels Male Model of the Year trophy and knocks out screech with it. The Gold Standard then covers screech to become a 5x TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!
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Old 09-02-2009, 05:37 PM   #98
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To celebrate yet another win, The Gold Standard also has some tea with Hansel and Zoolander. After his third serving, he begins to get the spins. As the champion is blacking out, screech gets his wits about him long enough to make the cover and become an eleven time champion. He grabs the belt and remembers that he was going to fix Kevin. As he leaves to head home, Hansel and Zoolander begin drawing on The Gold Standard, who has been out cold for several minutes.
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Old 09-02-2009, 10:48 PM   #99
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When The Gold Standard woke up he walked outside and decided he needed to go to the beach to relax. He got there and saw screech three hanging out with Zach and Stacey Carosi. screech was using a metal detector looking things on the beach. The Gold Standard saw this as a great opportunity. He laid in the sand and waited for screech to come by. The detector began to beep like crazy and screech jumped up in the air only to be met by a flying golden boot by The Gold Standard. screech was knocked out and The Gold Standard took the pin to become a 6x TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION. With screech knocked out on the beach The Gold Standard decided to throw a beach chair out and relax on the beach.
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Old 09-02-2009, 11:45 PM   #100
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When screech came to, he realized that Kevin was stuck in the sand next to him. He uncovered him and sent him over to where The Gold Standard was working on his tan. Thinking he had disposed of the robot, the champion became enraged when he caught sight of it. As he prepares to boot Kevin's head off (again), screech makes his way toward them. After he removes his shirt, the sun reflects off his pale skin and blinds everyone in sight. Using this opening, screech hits a flying bicycle kick (Liu Kang-style) and gets the pinfall to win the TPWW Hardcore Championship for the twelfth time. He departs the beach with the gang to visit Jessie Spano in rehab.
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:11 AM   #101
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screech was on his way to rehab with the gang to visit Jesse Spano, when their car ran out of gas on the highway. The gang went to find a gas station and screech stayed back to watch the car. screech was laying in the back seat and fell asleep. While he was asleep, The Gold Standard found the car pulled over and jumped in the back and pinned screech to become a 7X TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION! When screech awoke he looked outside of the car and saw The Gold Standard standing with the TPWW Hardcore title. The Gold Standard jumped in his Golden Bentley and drove away.
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Old 09-03-2009, 01:24 PM   #102
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As the Gold Standard is fleeing the scene after his victory, he gets pulled over for speeding. The officer (Zack in disguise) asks for his license and registration and returns to his car to check it. While this is happening, screech (who posed as the accompanying officer) chokes out the champion with his nightstick. He picks up the three count and grabs the belt to become a 13-time Hardcore Champion. To add insult to injury, screech takes the Golden Bentley and drives off, only stopping to lay a prone Gold Standard on a nearby park bench. He follows the rest of the gang to the facility where Jessie is staying.
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While at the Rehab clinic a sexy nurse walks in and checks on Jessie. While Screech is checking her out he is met with knee to the groin and a thermometer to the anus. The nurse turns out to be The Jayman. He goes for the 3 count but at the count of 2 The Gold Standard runs in and drops the leg on The Jayman and get the pinfall on Screech again stealing the title from under Jayman's nose.
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Old 09-03-2009, 04:30 PM   #104
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After seeing the title stolen from him again, Jayman is fuming. He quickly chases The Gold Standard down the hallway with a bedpan, ready to finally reclaim the belt that has eluded him. As The Gold Standard is checking over his shoulder for Jayman, double doors swing at him, knocking him back. Jayman sees this and reacts quickly by smacking the bedpan across the face of the champion at full force. Just as he is about to make the cover, screech rolls down on a gurney and takes him out. He then pulls the thermometer out of his anus and shoves it up Jayman's nose. He gets the pinfall on the champion to become a 14-time Hardcore Champion and rides the gurney out of the facility, leaving Jayman to stew in his anger once again.
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As Jayman is stewing in his anger he pulls the thermometer out of his nose (which happens to smell like skittles) and hops on another gurney and speeds after Screech. When he gets outside he sees the champ getting into the Golden Bentley and before he drives off the Jayman attaches a hook with a rope that is connected to the gurney. As Screech drives down the freeway he has no clue the Jayman is right behind him on the gurney. Screech pulls into his driveway but the Jayman is unable to stop the gurney and smashes into the backside of the bentley flying into the air and landing on Screech whisper-in-the-wind style. While both Screech and Jayman are down, The Gold Standard who was in the trunk the whole time, pinned Screech to win the title but was hit from behind with a golf club and was pinned...new Hardcore Champion...ZACK MORRIS!!
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After surveying the horrific scene, screech looks in bewilderment at Zack Morris holding the championship. As Zack is about to hand screech the title, Jayman leaps in between them to try and grab it. Just then, Lisa Turtle hops in on her pogo stick and collides with Jayman in mid-air. With both of them down, Zack clocks The Gold Standard with the belt for good measure and ties him around a nearby telephone pole. Zack and screech then recreate 'The Finger Poke of Doom' incident, with screech picking up the win and becoming a 15-time Hardcore Champion. Zack throws Lisa over his shoulder, and the gang rides off to Mr. Belding's place for a nice picnic.
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Old 09-04-2009, 09:58 AM   #108
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Old 09-04-2009, 12:16 PM   #109
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After surveying the horrific scene, screech looks in bewilderment at Zack Morris holding the championship. As Zack is about to hand screech the title, Jayman leaps in between them to try and grab it. Just then, Lisa Turtle hops in on her pogo stick and collides with Jayman in mid-air. With both of them down, Zack clocks The Gold Standard with the belt for good measure and ties him around a nearby telephone pole. Zack and screech then recreate 'The Finger Poke of Doom' incident, with screech picking up the win and becoming a 15-time Hardcore Champion. Zack throws Lisa over his shoulder, and the gang rides off to Mr. Belding's place for a nice picnic.
Stealthily lurking in the shadows, and carefully following far behind, DAMN iNATOR spies where the new champ and co. have gone. He pulls out a batclaw like device, grapples a window with it, where right behind Belding and screech are dancing, with everyone's view conveniently obstructed. DAMN iNATOR then pulls the window down with his device quickly, and somehow without making a sound. He ziplines in and kicks Belding into screech, and summons a ref inside!

1...
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New Hardcore Champion: DAMN iNATOR!

*He celebrates with the title, holding it high above his head, before mysteriously disappearing as quickly as he came in, in Hurricane-like fashion.*
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Old 09-04-2009, 01:26 PM   #110
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At the Belding house The Jayman was in the bathroom taking a piss. All of a sudden DAMN iNATOR comes out of the shower with the hardcore title in hand. The Jayman blinds the champ with his piss and goes for the pinfall. Before Jayman can secure the 3, The Gold Standard busts through the door still tied to the telephone pole. The Gold Standard busts Jayman across the face and gets the pin on DAMN INATOR to win the Hardcore Title. The Gold Standard catapults himself out the window title in hand.
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Old 09-04-2009, 02:20 PM   #111
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After dusting himself off, screech rushes outside to see The Gold Standard (still tied to the pole) being chased by Jayman. Jayman hits a chop block on the champion, leaving him lying in street. Looking to seize another opportunity, Jayman goes for the cover. At the count of two, screech hits a big splash on both competitors and pins the champion to regain the title. Not wanting to feel Jayman's wrath, the now 16-time champion (WOO!) steals a random kid's skateboard and speeds away from the chaotic scene, doing sweet tricks along the way to further infuriate Jayman.
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Old 09-04-2009, 02:31 PM   #112
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As The Jayman stands and looks in awe of Screech's skateboard tricks he looks down and realizes the Gold Standard is no longer the champ. Jayman steals a little girl's bike and persues Screech. They have a road rage type fued along the freeway. The Jayman rams Screech who ends up in the little basket on the front of the bike. The bike swerves and they wreck along the shoulder of the freeway. Both go flying in the air and the bike lands on Screech. The ref is on site and makes a 3 count for the winner and new hardcore champ...the little girl's bike.
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Old 09-04-2009, 02:34 PM   #113
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That was a bit ridiculous, sir. But I can work with it I suppose.
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Old 09-04-2009, 02:40 PM   #114
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Immediately following the "pin," screech tosses the bike off him and rolls to the side of the road, title in hand. Jayman and screech watch in amazement as the bike is hit by a truck and thrown a good distance from them. Although he has the title, screech makes the win official by standing on the bike for the three count. To avoid further danger, he hops into the back of a pickup, conveniently being driven by Kelly. The two take off toward the Malibu Sands Beach Club, being closely followed by the rest of the gang.
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Old 09-04-2009, 03:21 PM   #115
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As the Jayman watches the gang speed off he walks to the nearest convenience store and asks for directions to the Malibu Sands Beach Club. He calls a cab which takes him to the beach club. The Jayman gets out sporting a New Blood t-shirt (only $14.99 at tpwwshop.com) and goes around back to find a party going on. The Jayman finds Screech but offers his friendship. Screech is taken back by this thinking it was a trick. Jayman assured this was no trick and offered some punch to Screech in which he drank many glasses. However the Jayman had originally spiked the punch and Screech passed out drunk. The Jayman pinned Screech to finally become the new Hardcore Champion.
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Old 09-04-2009, 03:58 PM   #116
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When screech came around, he was furious that he had fallen for Jayman's trick. He learns that Jayman has gone to the arena to brag about his win. Screech hops back in Mr. Belding's car (which he "borrowed") and floored it. At the arena, Jayman is already in the ring when screech arrives. During Jayman's promo, Christian's music hits and he makes his way to the ring. The two stand in the ring, Christian with a congratulatory look on his face, Jayman with cream in his pants. While this is happening, screech sneaks into the ring behind Jayman. Christian notices this and warns him. As he turns to see screech, Christian nails him with he Killswitch. The crowd gasps in shock as the two stand over the fallen champion. Screech looks at Christian in disbelief for what he had done, as Christian continues to stare down at Jayman. But screech's disbelief turns to satisfaction as smiles come across both their faces. Screech makes the pinfall to become an 18-time Hardcore Champion. He and Christian shake hands, and the new champion leaves the ring. Christian remains in the ring, standing over Jayman while the crowd is practically booing him out of the building.

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As Screech is going out to his car he is ambushed by Zeke and Koslov. They both pin Screech after they each do their finishers on the hood of Belding's car. They come to the ring and relenquish the title to The Jayman. Then the "Saved by the Bell" theme hits the arena and the entire cast comes out to fight this new alliance. It turns out to be Zeke & Koslov vs Zack Morris & Slater. While the match is going on The Jayman slips out through the crowd hops in his station wagon and leaves the arena title in hand
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Old 09-04-2009, 04:50 PM   #118
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I saw the Google Spider viewing this thread here: http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68125

I thought you should know that this thread is a fraud. Assman is the hardcore champion and you've all been chasing a fake title.



Choke on that, slapnuts.
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Old 09-04-2009, 05:04 PM   #119
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