You know you watch too much wrestling when... - Page 4

**Kane Knight** · 03-03-2005, 12:14 PM

I disagree. That shows you'll stick to even the biggest loser.

**Innovator** · 03-03-2005, 12:18 PM

-everytime you go to the bathroom you say, "I gotta go drop a snitsky"

**Nowhere Man** · 03-03-2005, 12:28 PM

You run a C-Fed

**Nowhere Man** · 03-03-2005, 12:28 PM

You have trouble talking to people, so you hire someone to be your "mouthpiece"

**Team Sheep** · 03-03-2005, 01:30 PM

I call the top sets in my year RAW and Smackdown and consider the lower sets Heat and Velocity

**Shaggy** · 03-03-2005, 01:36 PM

If you put out 40-50$ for the stupid Elimination Chamber Ring....

**MVP** · 03-03-2005, 03:25 PM

Your girlfriend dumps you, and you think it's cause you're not over enough.

**Gouda** · 03-03-2005, 05:28 PM

You POOOOOOOOOOUUUNCE your friends.

You heard that someone had a Stroke. You immediatley curse Jeff Jarrett.

**Evolution** · 03-03-2005, 06:39 PM

Whenever you see someone lying down, you have a very strong urge to put them in a sharpshooter.

When you score in a game (any game) you shout at the opponents: a) I AM THE GAME... b) DON'T HATE THE PLAYER... c) SUCK IT! (with crotch chop)

**KingofOldSchool** · 03-04-2005, 12:15 AM

If you name your cock "The Next Big Thing."

**Kane Knight** · 03-04-2005, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool

If you name your cock "The Next Big Thing."

Or "Little Johny"

**KingofOldSchool** · 03-04-2005, 12:28 AM

After sex, you shout "NOW THAT'S HARDCORE!"

**loopydate** · 03-04-2005, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed

You brag about being "thrown for a loop."

Or you have a sudden urge to snort Viagra.

**loopydate** · 03-04-2005, 03:27 PM

You have a strong urge to kick your friend's leg out of their...leg.

**Innovator** · 03-04-2005, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evolution

Whenever you see someone lying down, you have a very strong urge to put them in a sharpshooter.

When you score in a game (any game) you shout at the opponents: a) I AM THE GAME... b) DON'T HATE THE PLAYER... c) SUCK IT! (with crotch chop)

d) WOOOOOOOOOOO

**Marcyo** · 03-04-2005, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evolution

When you score in a game (any game) you shout at the opponents: a) I AM THE GAME... b) DON'T HATE THE PLAYER... c) SUCK IT! (with crotch chop)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator

d) WOOOOOOOOOOO

e) IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!

...

**Team Sheep** · 03-04-2005, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcyo

e) IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!

...

When you commit a foul

**Innovator** · 03-04-2005, 05:18 PM

when you remember when Buff Bagwell wasn't a waste of space

**Xero** · 03-04-2005, 05:34 PM

� When you're walking in the park and challenge each rock on the ground to a fight because you're the 'real people's champ'.

� You start to notice wrestling terms in everyday speech.

� You use wrestling terms in everyday speech.

� You no sell being buried alive.

� You have an extreme dislike for pandas.

� You get promoted from being a janitor to being CEO after over 10 years in a company. (And you skip all the positions in between.)

� You hire midgets to impersonate your friends.

� You drop hints about getting high, but you never confess to it.

� You flip off your boss.

� You flip off your wife.

� You flip off your dog.

� You drink clear and lightly colored carbonated beverages like Stone Cold.

� You mark out when you see your friends.

� You play with wrestling figures.

� Some of your favorite songs are wrestler's theme songs.

� You memorize every wrestler's real name in a promotion and when you meet them you call them by their first names.

� You turn heel in the middle of hugging your girlfriend and powerbomb her through a table.

� You dance like Too Cool.

� You know of wrestlers who you have never seen.

� Your main source of news is a wrestling website.

� Your homepage is WWE.com.

� You think that Jeff Jarrett and Triple H would make a great team.

**Gouda** · 03-04-2005, 05:36 PM

You paint yourself with glow in the dark paint.

You have a fight with your brother and start yelling at him "whachu gonna do brother? Whachu gonna do?"

You wonder why all the girls you see are wearing too much clothes because you have come to think of what the WWE Divas wear as normal clothes for a woman.

**Crashnburn** · 03-04-2005, 05:43 PM

You think giving your friends the "Stone Cold Salute" is an acceptable way of greeting them.

**Marcyo** · 03-04-2005, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126

� You have an extreme dislike for pandas.

:foc: Fuck em all :foc:

**Drakul** · 03-05-2005, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126

� You start to notice wrestling terms in everyday speech.

� You use wrestling terms in everyday speech.

� Some of your favorite songs are wrestler's theme songs.

� You dance like Too Cool.

� You know of wrestlers who you have never seen.

� Your main source of news is a wrestling website.

**Gouda** · 03-05-2005, 10:41 PM

The guy who created the Atkins diet is giving a talk at your school. You run up and shout "stfu newb!! The Simon System ownz you!!!"

**Drakul** · 03-05-2005, 10:54 PM

The Atkins guys dead btw

but I see what you mean.

**Jaton** · 03-05-2005, 11:39 PM

You actually keep topping some of the funniest things in this topic.

You make belts out of a black plastic trashbag, cardboard, and permanant marker, and then defend it against non-existant opponents and refuse to job.

You job to said non-existant opponents.

You see the WM21 commercials before you see the movie it's based on.-cough-

You RKO your girlfriend everytime she turns around.

You put Edge's music on repeat at night and sleep to it.

You compare everyone to Batista and always come to the conclusion that "Batista could take him..LEVIATHAN SPINEBUSTER BITCH!"

You actually pay for Raw, SmackDown, and TNA pay-per-views every single month and manage to get behind on other bills or never have any extra cash for anything.

You bought TiVo specifically to record all of your wrestling and you watch the PPVs over and over.

I think I'm guilty of all of the above.

**Gouda** · 03-05-2005, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drakul

The Atkins guys dead btw

but I see what you mean.

He came back to life to talk. Geez.

**John la Rock** · 03-06-2005, 03:15 PM

You write a review paper for school and you write: "I marked out when......."

**Chuck Jones** · 03-06-2005, 03:26 PM

The only Spanish words you got right on your test were "Lucha Libre" and "Viva la Raza"

You go to The West Edmonton Mall/local theme park dress in black and white facepaint and a trenchcoat, and you insist that they hook the cord at the bungee jump ride to the back of your coat.

You walk up to the toughest guy in school, and say that he can't beat you on his best and your worst day. This is answered with a punch to the nose, all hell breaks loose and a bunch of students and teachers run in to break it up.

You attempt to give your brother and his friends a shooting star press off the top of the garage, and expect them to catch you. (Hey, it worked for teddy)

**Nowhere Man** · 03-06-2005, 04:17 PM

You go on vacation to Tijuana, and are immediately shocked at the lack of brightly colored masks.

**Innovator** · 03-06-2005, 04:19 PM

you've built up an immune to chairshots to the head

**Innovator** · 03-06-2005, 04:20 PM

The name El Dandy rings a bell

**Nowhere Man** · 03-06-2005, 04:23 PM

You sell your Toyota because you don't believe the public will buy a Japanese car as successful.

**Nark Order** · 03-06-2005, 04:34 PM

You do play-by-play color commentary for mundane everyday events.

You get into fight with somebody and tell them that you'll give them your television set if they can last 3 minutes.

A motivational speaker comes to your school and you can't wait for him to conclude his speech with "I like you, You like me, Now I'm gonna help You...like You."

When you're on top having sex with your girlfriend and you suddenly count her shoulders down for 3.

**loopydate** · 03-06-2005, 06:01 PM

...you think Olympic gold medals should be defended 24/7.
...you compliment an ER patient on his "sweet hardway juice."
..."Tell Me A Lie" still makes you tear up a bit.

...you find yourself yelling "Rhyno!" if you accidentally get glue on your hands.
...your entire summer wardrobe is made up of "bWo" half shirts and denim cutoffs.
...at your best friend's wedding, you pull down your suspenders before making the toast to "show you mean business."
...you think Christopher Lloyd was totally snubbed by the Academy for "Suburban Commando."
...you pull the old "fake arm" trick on people you don't like.
...you have ever uttered the word "destrucity."
...in your high school yearbook you were voted "Most Likely To Tear His Quad."

**Kane Knight** · 03-06-2005, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drakul

The Atkins guys dead btw

but I see what you mean.

Fuck it. They've still got assholes cross country preaching it. And I say with confidence Simon could take 'em all.

**Kane Knight** · 03-06-2005, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck Jones

The only Spanish words you got right on your test were "Lucha Libre" and "Viva la Raza"

You forgot "Orale esse/esse vato."

--You refuse to associate with anyone named Vince. The only reason you can muster is "You screwed Bret."

--To this day, you inssist Owen Hart was NOT the Blue Blazer.

--Like the previous statement, but replaced with Hogan and "Mr. America."

--You remember the Patriot's run in the WWF and can name all the opponents in both his matches.

--You remember the Patriot and are now replying (or thinking about replying) to tell me that I've got it wrong, and list the exact number of matcher he WAS in.

--You've ever driven by an accident, seen the bloodies victims, and thought "what a shitty blade job."

An American hero, a war vet, olympic athelete, former president, or other distiguished personage visits your town, and at the press conference you start "You Suck!" Chant.

(Apologies if any of these have been done, I've been off for most of the weekend.)

**VJW** · 03-06-2005, 07:45 PM

You cut off your sister's boyfriend's penis when you find out that they've been going out.

03-06-2005, 07:49 PM

You punch a pregnant girl in the stomach to save the writers coming up with a new way of avoiding a 9 month storyline.

**Kane Knight** · 03-06-2005, 08:05 PM

--You've ever told someone with a severe injury to stop milking it if they've been out for more than a week.

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03-03-2005, 12:14 PM	#121
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	I disagree. That shows you'll stick to even the biggest loser.

03-03-2005, 12:18 PM	#122
Innovator Inno Knows. Posts: 43,710	-everytime you go to the bathroom you say, "I gotta go drop a snitsky"

03-03-2005, 12:28 PM	#123
Nowhere Man Now. Here. Man. Posts: 8,370	You run a C-Fed

03-03-2005, 12:28 PM	#124
Nowhere Man Now. Here. Man. Posts: 8,370	You have trouble talking to people, so you hire someone to be your "mouthpiece"

03-03-2005, 01:30 PM	#125
Team Sheep T�m Defaid Posts: 6,646	I call the top sets in my year RAW and Smackdown and consider the lower sets Heat and Velocity

03-03-2005, 01:36 PM	#126
Shaggy Yipee Kai Yay!!! Posts: 5,705	If you put out 40-50$ for the stupid Elimination Chamber Ring....

03-03-2005, 03:25 PM	#127
MVP Mas Vagina Porfavor Posts: 11,343	Your girlfriend dumps you, and you think it's cause you're not over enough.

03-03-2005, 05:28 PM	#128
Gouda It's Hammer Time Posts: 2,207	You POOOOOOOOOOUUUNCE your friends. You heard that someone had a Stroke. You immediatley curse Jeff Jarrett.

03-03-2005, 06:39 PM	#129
Evolution I Just Passed You By! Posts: 1,107	Whenever you see someone lying down, you have a very strong urge to put them in a sharpshooter. When you score in a game (any game) you shout at the opponents: a) I AM THE GAME... b) DON'T HATE THE PLAYER... c) SUCK IT! (with crotch chop)

03-04-2005, 12:15 AM	#130
KingofOldSchool ...IN HD!!!! Posts: 23,327	If you name your cock "The Next Big Thing."

03-04-2005, 12:28 AM	#132
KingofOldSchool ...IN HD!!!! Posts: 23,327	After sex, you shout "NOW THAT'S HARDCORE!"

03-04-2005, 03:27 PM	#134
loopydate FIT Challenge Slag People Posts: 13,816	You have a strong urge to kick your friend's leg out of their...leg.

03-04-2005, 05:18 PM	#138
Innovator Inno Knows. Posts: 43,710	when you remember when Buff Bagwell wasn't a waste of space

03-04-2005, 05:34 PM	#139
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	� When you're walking in the park and challenge each rock on the ground to a fight because you're the 'real people's champ'. � You start to notice wrestling terms in everyday speech. � You use wrestling terms in everyday speech. � You no sell being buried alive. � You have an extreme dislike for pandas. � You get promoted from being a janitor to being CEO after over 10 years in a company. (And you skip all the positions in between.) � You hire midgets to impersonate your friends. � You drop hints about getting high, but you never confess to it. � You flip off your boss. � You flip off your wife. � You flip off your dog. � You drink clear and lightly colored carbonated beverages like Stone Cold. � You mark out when you see your friends. � You play with wrestling figures. � Some of your favorite songs are wrestler's theme songs. � You memorize every wrestler's real name in a promotion and when you meet them you call them by their first names. � You turn heel in the middle of hugging your girlfriend and powerbomb her through a table. � You dance like Too Cool. � You know of wrestlers who you have never seen. � Your main source of news is a wrestling website. � Your homepage is WWE.com. � You think that Jeff Jarrett and Triple H would make a great team.

03-04-2005, 05:36 PM	#140
Gouda It's Hammer Time Posts: 2,207	You paint yourself with glow in the dark paint. You have a fight with your brother and start yelling at him "whachu gonna do brother? Whachu gonna do?" You wonder why all the girls you see are wearing too much clothes because you have come to think of what the WWE Divas wear as normal clothes for a woman.

03-04-2005, 05:43 PM	#141
Crashnburn R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero Posts: 690	You think giving your friends the "Stone Cold Salute" is an acceptable way of greeting them.

03-05-2005, 10:41 PM	#144
Gouda It's Hammer Time Posts: 2,207	The guy who created the Atkins diet is giving a talk at your school. You run up and shout "stfu newb!! The Simon System ownz you!!!"

03-05-2005, 10:54 PM	#145
Drakul "Steven, your fossa!" Posts: 9,603	The Atkins guys dead btw but I see what you mean.

03-05-2005, 11:39 PM	#146
Jaton BISONICA Posts: 2,681	You actually keep topping some of the funniest things in this topic. You make belts out of a black plastic trashbag, cardboard, and permanant marker, and then defend it against non-existant opponents and refuse to job. You job to said non-existant opponents. You see the WM21 commercials before you see the movie it's based on.-cough- You RKO your girlfriend everytime she turns around. You put Edge's music on repeat at night and sleep to it. You compare everyone to Batista and always come to the conclusion that "Batista could take him..LEVIATHAN SPINEBUSTER BITCH!" You actually pay for Raw, SmackDown, and TNA pay-per-views every single month and manage to get behind on other bills or never have any extra cash for anything. You bought TiVo specifically to record all of your wrestling and you watch the PPVs over and over. I think I'm guilty of all of the above.

03-06-2005, 03:15 PM	#148
John la Rock That's how I roll!!! Posts: 4,437	You write a review paper for school and you write: "I marked out when......."

03-06-2005, 03:26 PM	#149
Chuck Jones The Thread Killer Posts: 477	The only Spanish words you got right on your test were "Lucha Libre" and "Viva la Raza" You go to The West Edmonton Mall/local theme park dress in black and white facepaint and a trenchcoat, and you insist that they hook the cord at the bungee jump ride to the back of your coat. You walk up to the toughest guy in school, and say that he can't beat you on his best and your worst day. This is answered with a punch to the nose, all hell breaks loose and a bunch of students and teachers run in to break it up. You attempt to give your brother and his friends a shooting star press off the top of the garage, and expect them to catch you. (Hey, it worked for teddy)

03-06-2005, 04:17 PM	#150
Nowhere Man Now. Here. Man. Posts: 8,370	You go on vacation to Tijuana, and are immediately shocked at the lack of brightly colored masks.

03-06-2005, 04:19 PM	#151
Innovator Inno Knows. Posts: 43,710	you've built up an immune to chairshots to the head

03-06-2005, 04:20 PM	#152
Innovator Inno Knows. Posts: 43,710	The name El Dandy rings a bell

03-06-2005, 04:23 PM	#153
Nowhere Man Now. Here. Man. Posts: 8,370	You sell your Toyota because you don't believe the public will buy a Japanese car as successful.

03-06-2005, 04:34 PM	#154
Nark Order Soundly Defeated Wadding Posts: 40,590	You do play-by-play color commentary for mundane everyday events. You get into fight with somebody and tell them that you'll give them your television set if they can last 3 minutes. A motivational speaker comes to your school and you can't wait for him to conclude his speech with "I like you, You like me, Now I'm gonna help You...like You." When you're on top having sex with your girlfriend and you suddenly count her shoulders down for 3.

03-06-2005, 06:01 PM	#155
loopydate FIT Challenge Slag People Posts: 13,816	...you think Olympic gold medals should be defended 24/7. ...you compliment an ER patient on his "sweet hardway juice." ..."Tell Me A Lie" still makes you tear up a bit. ...you find yourself yelling "Rhyno!" if you accidentally get glue on your hands. ...your entire summer wardrobe is made up of "bWo" half shirts and denim cutoffs. ...at your best friend's wedding, you pull down your suspenders before making the toast to "show you mean business." ...you think Christopher Lloyd was totally snubbed by the Academy for "Suburban Commando." ...you pull the old "fake arm" trick on people you don't like. ...you have ever uttered the word "destrucity." ...in your high school yearbook you were voted "Most Likely To Tear His Quad."

03-06-2005, 07:45 PM	#158
VJW Master Penis!!!! Posts: 946	You cut off your sister's boyfriend's penis when you find out that they've been going out.

03-06-2005, 07:49 PM	#159
NoJabbaNoBogRoll Guest Posts: n/a	You punch a pregnant girl in the stomach to save the writers coming up with a new way of avoiding a 9 month storyline.

03-06-2005, 08:05 PM	#160
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	--You've ever told someone with a severe injury to stop milking it if they've been out for more than a week.