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#161 |
Inno Knows.
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i just did a rumble on HCTP. Final Four were Cena, Benoit, Kane, and Goldberg. Benoit won.....
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Smashing Blouse
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#163 |
Higher. Further. Faster.
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Royal Rumble match: JR AND TAZZ GET TO DO THE COMMENTARY!!! This could be interesting. Bischoff interrupts the preceeding claiming Raw has the greater talent and entertainers. That could be argued. He disses out Heyman for a while drawing him out. You know if THESE guys were the one's spearheading the Alliance during the InVasion they'd have had something. Heyman attacks in order to defend his manly honor but the fight is broken up by Dues Ex Austin (UGH!!!) in his ATV. Austin claims they're wasting everybody's time. You're one to talk. Austin claims they both are in violation of the law. Heyman freaks out and begs Austin not to stun him. So he stuns Bischoff first and offers Heyman a beer and stuns him, too. Sigh.
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I Hate Bottles
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#165 |
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Wow Orton #2
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#166 |
I Hate Bottles
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Woo!! I'd love to see Orton and Benoit go the distance at least until the final 4
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#167 |
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COME ON TRUE HARDCORE LEGEND
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#168 |
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Mark Henry #3.Hope it is a quick exit.
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#169 |
i slept with your grandma
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we could only hope henrys not inlong
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#170 |
Smashing Blouse
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I just realised how much a friend of mine looks like Tajiri, and he's English
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#171 |
i slept with your grandma
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Tajiri looks a little hunch back
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#172 |
i slept with your grandma
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no one eliminated here comes bradshaw
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#173 |
i slept with your grandma
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bradshaw didnt last long
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#174 |
i slept with your grandma
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6 rhyno
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#175 |
Spammy Certified
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bye mark
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#176 |
i slept with your grandma
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7- matt hardy
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#177 |
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who gets the count for eliminating tajiri? i think he eliminated himself though otherwise Rhyno
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#178 |
i slept with your grandma
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8-steiner
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#179 |
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9-matt morgan
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#180 |
i slept with your grandma
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10-hurricane
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Boooooo Hurricane only lasted 5 seconds.
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#182 |
i slept with your grandma
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matt morgan throws out hurricane bad bump
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#183 |
i slept with your grandma
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11-booker t
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#184 |
Higher. Further. Faster.
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Meanwhile, Brock interrupts a Goldberg interview and gets fooled into thinking Hardcore Holly is behind him. They have a manly testosteroney moment and Goldberg goes off on his business.
Royal Rumble Match (for real): Number 1 is of course Benoit and Orton is number 2. Oh, so Benoit has to put over this goof? 90 second intervals this year. Lock up to start and Benoit kicks the shit out of Orton in the corner and elbows him down. Snap suplex. Yeah, show him who's the man. Orton comes back with a brawling strategy and attempts to get Benoit over but Benoit fights back and knees Orton down. Mark Henry waddles in at number 3 and immediately goes to work on Benoit and chokes Orton down in the corner. Benoit chops back but Henry's got his no-selling boots on in full force. Punch-kick stuff continues as Tajiri is number 4. Orton and he immediately fight it out. Benoit delivers a couple of Germans to Tajiri. Orton nearly gets tossed as Internet geeks almost have a collective heartattack. Not alot going on here and Bradshaw at number 5 doesn't look to help matters any. He clotheslines Henry, Tajiri, and Orton down. He tries the same on Benoit but he locks in the CROSSFACE!!! Benoit almost gets dumped but he hangs on and takes Bradshaw out. JR's gotta be heartbroken. Orton fails to shoulderblock Henry down as everyone just randomly punches and kicks each other. Rhyno is number 6 and he goes to work on Benoit and Orton. Tajiri gets a Tarantula on Mark Henry and Rhyno spinebusts Benoit. Rhyno gores Henry which forces Tajiri out. Benoit takes advantage and dumps Henry. Sweet. Matt Hardy is number 7 not having any chance at winning. Side Effect on Rhyno but he's nearly tossed by Benoit. Hard shoulderblock by Rhyno on Matt as Matt and Benoit are looking to get tossed. Scott Steiner is number 8 and he knocks everyone down and T-Bones Orton. Belly to belly on Benoit and an overhead on Rhyno. Benoit comes back with a couple of Germans on Steiner. Orton almost tossed by Tajiri but he hangs on as Matt Morgan is number 9. Spiral sitout powerbomb on Benoit and a big boot to Matt Hardy. Suplex by Steiner on Rhyno. Everyone goes back into randomly whacking each other until The Hurricane enters at number 10 hoping to add something. He crossbodies his way into Matt Hardy and he tries his luck with Morgan but Morgan casually catches him and dumps him pissing off the crowd. See, Morgan is big and Hurricane is small so Morgan MUST BE the guy we want to see. Matt almost meets the same fate but he hangs on. More brawling stuff as Hardy tries to clip Morgan down. Booker T enters at number 11 with his shitty new Originals music. He chops away at Steiner to start and he tries a go with Orton and he delivers a scissors kick to the IC Champ. |
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#185 |
i slept with your grandma
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12-kane
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#186 |
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steiner eliminated by booker t
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#187 |
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kane took out everyone
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#188 |
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nope spike
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#189 |
i slept with your grandma
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major mark out for gong bells my god i new it
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#190 |
i slept with your grandma
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14 rikishi
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#191 |
i slept with your grandma
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benoit takes out rhyno
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#192 |
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UNDERTAKER HELL YEAH
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#193 |
Now. Here. Man.
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Wait, didn't they already say which guys were going to be in the Rumble? So how'd Taker get in?
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#194 |
Spammy Certified
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Old Undertaker*
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#195 |
Higher. Further. Faster.
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Steiner gets eliminated by Booker T during Kane's entrance who is number 12. Chokeslam on Benoit and on Morgan. Matt tries a Side Effect but he meets a sidewalk slam. Kane boots Rhyno to counter a Gore and Orton gets a chokeslam to finish it off. I just love how they build him up but NEVER WINS!!! The timer reaches zero and the Undertaker's gong goes off distracting Kane. Booker T takes advantage and dumps Kane. (See what I mean???) Spike comes out presumably at number 13 but gets chokeslammed on the ramp. Technically, he's still in the match. Rikishi is next at 14 as Benoit dumps Rhyno. Rikishi cleans house for a while until he decides to Stink Face Morgan.
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#196 | |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#197 |
i slept with your grandma
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15-renee
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#198 |
Only Sane Person Here
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woo was right about suprize entrant
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#199 |
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Luger!
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#200 |
Smashing Blouse
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*Marks Out For Dupree's dance*
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