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Old 02-07-2007, 04:21 PM   #2201
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Some porn actress: Hey Khali! I'm filming a stomp video today, but I think I sprained my ankle so I was wondering if you wanted to cover for me.

Boy, sometimes I regret having friends who tell me about stuff like that.
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Old 02-07-2007, 04:28 PM   #2202
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Khali: I CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEE PEE!

*Chop*

Val: SHRRRIIIINNNKKKAAAGGGGEEEEEE!
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Old 02-07-2007, 04:47 PM   #2203
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Dave Chappelle as Rick James:
WHAT DID KHALI'S FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?

KHALI: AUGUAUGUAGUUGUAGUGAUGUAGUGUA!
*CHOP*
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Old 02-07-2007, 06:46 PM   #2204
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Lillian Garcia: And now introducing... MUHAMMED HASSA-

AYYLEEAAAAAAHAYLEEEAHHAYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - ARRRRRGHBG!! *KHALI CHOP'D*

Hassan: Dammit, Khali!
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Old 02-07-2007, 07:18 PM   #2205
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New Hogan Khalie tag theme music:

*WHEN IT COMES CRACKING DOWN LIKE A KHALI CHOP*
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUMBUM BUM BUM
*AUAUAUAUAH AIAUIAUIUAIU AUIAUIUI*
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Old 02-07-2007, 07:33 PM   #2206
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Khali arrives home

Khali's mom: What did you learn today Khali
Khali GUIGIBKJ NIHGVUHBKJNJIBVkl JHJIBJO NKLMKMNPMPM ( I learned how to chop onions)
Mom: Thats nice dear, but I already chopped the onions
Khali: KJOJNBHBUIBLIJNGVBKU JHUIHLIHUNOIMN UIUILINULNBL ( I dislike onions very much, they upset my stomach)
Mom: Well your going to eat them
*CHOP*
Khali: UJHUIHLUIBIBIU (Momma? Looks at watch, 20 minutes to dinner)
*CHOP*
Khali: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:16 PM   #2207
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Lita: Khali... I'm pregnant.
Khali: URRRAAGGGGGGGUUUUBBBB!! *CHOP!*
Lita: Dammit, not again.
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:44 PM   #2208
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*In a WWE creative meeting*

Vince: Alright guys, what have we got planned for the upcoming months

Writer 1: Well Vince, first up we're gonna have Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin return at Wrestlemania

Vince: Excellent, what are they goin to do there.

Writer 2: Well first of all Hogan is going to cost Carlito, CM Punk, RVD, Jeff Hardy, Ken Kennedy and Shawn Micheals there matches at mania.

Writer 1: While Austin is going to laugh at them when they return backstage, then he's going to go out and cost Undertaker his streak at Mania.

Vince: This sounds brilliant. Now I just hope you're going to tell me this will go no where, and everyone who got screwed won't be able to regain there heat.

Writer 2: Of course, anything else would just be stupid.

Vince: *Nods* Alright, and while we're at it lets have Hogan go out and defeat MNM & The Hardy Boyz in a handycap match in three minutes.

Writer 1: Why not two minutes?

Vince: Even better. Alright let's get go *CHOP*

Khali: RARGAGRBAJFSDKDTNGJFKDFJ:FHDJ
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:25 PM   #2209
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Master Shake, and Carl are standing there talking

Master Shake:And I said, to the guy, what's the most the most random thing that can happen right now?

*Khali comes out of nowhere "RARGGRARGARGARG" and chops Carl in half*

Master Shake: That same thing happened!
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Old 02-08-2007, 03:24 AM   #2210
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*Rob Van Dam is in the ECW locker room getting ready to smoke some weed*

RVD: Hey Sabu dude, you in?

Sabu: Does a bear shit in the woods?

RVD: Haha dude of course

Sabu: Just chop the weed dude

RVD: Will do...ah shit did I leave my scissors at Stephanie's again...

Sabu: No way dude, not agian

RVD: Yeah dude, What are we gonna do

*Khali walks into the locker room*

Khali: RARRAHRDMFJSDFSLKDBGFJFKAFJGJF

*Chop*

*Khali leaves*

RVD: ...Hey Sabu you ok

Sabu: X_X

RVD: Dude your totally right, I can cut the weed with one of your ribs, thanks Khai dude.

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Old 02-08-2007, 04:37 AM   #2211
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Kahli: BHLRHARHARHAOMFGWTGHEHAT!!!!!
Ted Turner: Of course! I'll hire a 7'4" guy that does a chop!
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Old 02-08-2007, 04:39 AM   #2212
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first up we're gonna have Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin return at Wrestlemania
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WHAT THE FUCK?

Thank you for ruining Austins return, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TYPE "SPOILERS" WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT THE SPOILER IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!

Now I know Austin is confirmed, he is my favourite wrestler, hearing his damn music hit would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you make the title "Wrestlmania 22 major spoilers" alone? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why mark for spoilers when the spoiler is right beside where you mark for spoilers.

Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of the fucking wrestling forum besides for tipsters until Wrestlemania is over, see you all April fourth.
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Old 02-08-2007, 06:41 AM   #2213
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Old 02-08-2007, 08:21 AM   #2214
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George Bush: Iraq is a country, and they are evil. They MUST be stopped. Fool me once, shame on.....my wife? Whatever the nursery rhyme is. Saddam Hussein is my enemy. And your enemy. The enemy is a powerful thing, and we must do our best to deprive him of his accomplishments. The cabinet is here to support me in my decisions, so let us support me with honor, and I will support America with my leadership and we will stop Saddam and his terrorist accusations. When we go to the store, do we pick out hand grenades and gu....

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CHOP
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Old 02-08-2007, 03:13 PM   #2215
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Old 02-08-2007, 06:59 PM   #2216
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Old 02-08-2007, 07:03 PM   #2217
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*A hand pops out of a grave*

Baby's Voice: Oh Gene... I'm BAAAACCCK!

(Yeah, it's a rehash from a long while ago.)
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Viscera: Hey sexy
Mae: oh baby
Two weeks later
Mae: I'm giving birth!
Hand pops out

Khali enters the ring
*Chop*
baby comes out of viscera's ass
Vince comes out
Vince: kiss my ass Aurora or you're fired!

Kane comes out

Kane: that's my baby from the rape!
Triple H: No it's mine from when I had sex with Katie Vick
TNA and ROH run out: No it's all of our babies from the 'massive have sex with vince to be jobbed on heat' orgy

JR: BAHGAWD it's a slobber knocker
King: Puppies!
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!
Tazz: Here comes the Paine!
JBL: Back when I was wrestling I would have kicked the baby
Snitsky: It's not my fault!
Undertaker:GONG!
Michael Cole: I'm WHITE!
The Rock: If you smelllll what the doesn't matter candy ass
Austin: Cause Stone Cold 3:16 said so

Hulk Hogan: enters the ring and leg drops the baby but the baby no sells it and pins Hogan

Triple H: we ain't jobbing to you Hogan this is a new era

Stephanie via trinatron: It's not your baby paul
Shane also from trinatron: I'm the dad!

HAHAUAHAHHAHAHALLALALHALAHAHLHALHALAHLAHLA

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Old 02-08-2007, 09:19 PM   #2219
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HAHAUAHAHHAHAHALLALALHALAHAHLHALHALAHLAHLA

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I'm sure this thread has been hassaned by people who are cooler than you.
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Old 02-08-2007, 09:21 PM   #2220
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:06 PM   #2221
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It took me a whole five mins, but someone cooler hassaning this thread.

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*Vince is watching CNN*

Reporter in middle east: And today is the inaugur-

Background: (Religious Muslim chant)

Reporter in studio: Looks like they interrupted you there... Let's go to the stage...

Vince: Hmmmmmmm...

(One week later.)

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Viscera: Hey sexy
Mae: oh baby
Two weeks later
Mae: I'm giving birth!
Hand pops out

Khali enters the ring
*Chop*
baby comes out of viscera's ass
Vince comes out
Vince: kiss my ass Aurora or you're fired!

Kane comes out

Kane: that's my baby from the rape!
Triple H: No it's mine from when I had sex with Katie Vick
TNA and ROH run out: No it's all of our babies from the 'massive have sex with vince to be jobbed on heat' orgy

JR: BAHGAWD it's a slobber knocker
King: Puppies!
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!
Tazz: Here comes the Paine!
JBL: Back when I was wrestling I would have kicked the baby
Snitsky: It's not my fault!
Undertaker:GONG!
Michael Cole: I'm WHITE!
The Rock: If you smelllll what the doesn't matter candy ass
Austin: Cause Stone Cold 3:16 said so

Hulk Hogan: enters the ring and leg drops the baby but the baby no sells it and pins Hogan

Triple H: we ain't jobbing to you Hogan this is a new era

Stephanie via trinatron: It's not your baby paul
Shane also from trinatron: I'm the dad!

HAHAUAHAHHAHAHALLALALHALAHAHLHALHALAHLAHLA

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Oh gawd that hurt my head more than a Slater C-Fed promo.
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Old 02-14-2007, 12:25 AM   #2223
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Old 02-14-2007, 12:52 AM   #2224
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Old 02-14-2007, 05:23 AM   #2225
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Old 02-14-2007, 12:06 PM   #2226
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Chuck Jones: You are holding me back teacher. Yes, I am an A Student and treated better than the class, but with my last essay, you won't let me spread my wings. I wrote your midterm with a Broken Freaking Neck! A Broken Freaking Neck!
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:19 AM   #2227
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*in a hospital*

Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you were in a car crash...I'm sorry to inform you that you've broken your neck

Impact!: WITH A BROKEN FRIGGEN NECK
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Old 02-21-2007, 08:14 AM   #2228
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Shane McMahon: Ah Dad, I think we might need to do some serious remodelling with our current direction at this moment...have you looked at the ratings lately?

Vince McMahon: HAVE I LOOKED AT THE RATINGS LATELY, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WE'RE DRAWING IN 70 BILLION VIEWERS EVERY WEEK, THANKS ALONE TO MYSELF

Shane: ...Dad where'd you get those ratings...

Vince: From the internet...WITH A BROKEN FRIGGING CONNECTION
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Old 02-21-2007, 10:17 PM   #2229
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Old 02-21-2007, 10:31 PM   #2230
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Vince: So Donald, who can you *possibly* pick to take on Umaga?
*Mae Young's music hits*
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Old 02-21-2007, 10:39 PM   #2231
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Trump: So you, Chris Jericho, can promise me the services of Goldberg for the big match for 1 million dollars.
Jericho: Sure, "Goldberg" will show up *laughs under breath*
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Old 02-21-2007, 10:54 PM   #2232
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Vince: Who will you pick Donald

Donald: THIS MAN: Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
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Old 02-21-2007, 11:39 PM   #2233
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Trump: So you can probably get the job done and beat Umaga so I can shave Vince bald?

Heindenrich: Not only will I beat Umaga...but I'll take him into the lcoker room and...read him a poem. Just like I did to Cole.
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Old 02-22-2007, 12:50 AM   #2234
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Donald: Ok if you win the match, I will pay you half of my ne worth
*Cena wearing a superman costume walks in*
Will you get a haircut?
Donald: No....Why
*Cena flys away*
Donald: Any more takers
Khali: GIGIUGBYBVYTVYTVCTC
Donald: Ummm....OK
Khali (Nods head vigorously) GVBIBIBUNNJKINI
Donald: you want something?
Khali: *CHOP*
*Grabs Donalds Wallet and Leaves*
Runs into Cryme Tyme
CT: Muthafucka beat us to it!
Ron Simmons: DAMN!
*CHOP*
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Old 02-22-2007, 01:28 AM   #2235
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Donald Trump: And now, introducing my representative...




















AURURA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
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Old 02-22-2007, 01:29 AM   #2236
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I know that kid would be a heel, no fucking way it could be a baby face.
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Old 02-22-2007, 02:59 AM   #2237
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*Vince, Umaga, Armando, and Trump are in the ring*

Trump: Ok Vince, you want to know who I'm choosing to represent me at Wrestlemania. Well then let me introduce you to...MY HAIR

*Trumps hair piece jumps off and attacks Umaga*

J.R: BA GAWD KING, THAT HAIR PIECE AIN'T MADE OF CHOCOLATE

King: UMAGA'S HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY HA HAH

Trump: We'll see you at Wrestlemania Vincent
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:05 AM   #2238
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Trump: (over the phone) Hello, Mr. Awesome, I'd like you to be...

(In runs an angry TPWWer who saw this coming)

Angry TPWWer: TOO SOON! TOO FUCKING SOON! FUCK YOU VASTARDIKAI!

Vastardikai: I was just gonna have Awesome say no and leave it at that. Wait a minute... you don't mean that Awesome is... NOOOOOOO!
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Trump: Vince, in WrestleMania, my pick is going to be...

*Lita's music hits*

Trump: LIT-

*Lita walks out and off the stage, breaking her leg.*

*Vince whispers to Trump*

Trump: Ok, ok... STEVIE RICHARDS!
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*Trump, McMahon and Uuuuumaga are in the ring*

Trump: And my pick for wrestlemania is....STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

Fan in front row: WHAT THE FUCK?

Thank you for ruining Austins return, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TYPE "SPOILERS" WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT THE SPOILER IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!

Now I know Austin is confirmed, he is my favourite wrestler, hearing his damn music hit would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you make the title "Wrestlmania 22 major spoilers" alone? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why mark for spoilers when the spoiler is right beside where you mark for spoilers.

Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of the fucking wrestling forum besides for tipsters until Wrestlemania is over, see you all April fourth.

Trump: Hmm, maybe not
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