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Old 03-02-2007, 11:43 PM   #2281
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Take a drink every time you see Vince masterbating.
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Old 03-02-2007, 11:53 PM   #2282
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Drink everytime a bland hoss appears. Actually then people would be passed out by the end of the first segment of whatever show.
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Old 03-03-2007, 01:03 AM   #2283
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The C.M. Punk Variation.

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Old 03-03-2007, 01:12 AM   #2284
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Drink every time you wonder what the writers were thinking.
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Old 03-03-2007, 02:27 AM   #2285
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Old 03-03-2007, 03:03 AM   #2286
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Everytime CM Punk rips something off from someone else, take a shot.
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Old 03-03-2007, 03:20 AM   #2287
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Old 03-03-2007, 07:20 AM   #2288
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Scenes, people.

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Old 03-03-2007, 08:08 AM   #2289
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Fan #1: Not too many botches tonight, looks like we're not getting hammered.

Fan #2: Yeah...

*Lita's music hits*

(Five minutes later...)

Roommate: SOMEONE CALL 911! WE HAVE TWO CASES OF ALCOHOL POISONING!
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Old 03-03-2007, 09:28 AM   #2290
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Counciler: Ok guys, we all know it's hard to quit drinkin, but we're gonna play another game. Remember the drink every time a crowd reaction is edited in game.

Guy 1: Yeah, thank god for TNA. It's a really good way to quit drinking.

Counciler: I know guys, that's why we're gonna play it again tonight.

Guy 2: Cool, alright guys turn on the TV

*On comes Smackdown!*
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:01 PM   #2291
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Four: Hey Fifty, I just got a case of jager! Wanna play the CM Punk drinking game?

Fifty: Noooo.... not again...... I'm still throwing up tequila from his last match....

Four: Come on, don't be a whimp!

Fifty: Shut the hell up and GO 2 SLEEEEEP!!!!
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Old 03-03-2007, 09:02 PM   #2292
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Late 20s Guy 1: Alright! ECW on SciFi! Dude, let's take a drink every time we feel like we're in college again!
Late 20s Guy 2: Sweet! I'm in!

One hour later...

Guy 2: Dude, if I were drunk I wouldn't be in such pain right now.
Guy 1: I didn't even touch the stuff and I'm still going to puke.
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:13 PM   #2293
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DT, I see you as an upcoming poster in these parts.
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:43 PM   #2294
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Guy 1: This sucks... there haven't been any ref bumps or interferences. Surprisingly.

Guy 2: Sshhhh... here comes the TNA Main Event!

(After the main event...)

Guy 1 + 2: *passed out*
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Old 03-03-2007, 11:56 PM   #2295
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Old 03-04-2007, 12:10 AM   #2296
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Guy 1 - Lets take a drink everytime Hogan no sells in this match
Guy 2 - Ok, sounds good

*10 minutes into match*

Bartender: Hey guys I need backup at Bar#3, and for christs sake stop pissing while your taking shots.

Guy 1 - SO...MUCH.... (Dies)

Guy 2 - ...LIQUOR...(Dies)

Bartender - I just sold 4 grand worth of liquor in 16 minutes.

*Calls Paramedics*

Paramedic - Umm...How did these guys die from drowning inside a bar.

*Bartenders look at each other and then the hose connected to the water tap.*
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Old 03-04-2007, 04:27 PM   #2297
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That's more like it, guys. Gonna spread rep around.
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Old 03-04-2007, 04:39 PM   #2298
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Old 03-05-2007, 07:13 AM   #2299
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:33 AM   #2300
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Old 03-06-2007, 04:04 AM   #2301
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*Ric Flair is strolling down a supermarket aisle looking at different breakfast cerials*

Ric Flair: Captain Crunch...no

Suger coated frosty flakes...no

WOOOOOOOOOOOO that's what I wanted

*Ric walks over to a shelf and grabs a box of cerial*

TO BE THE MAN, YOU'VE GOT TO EAT THE BRAN
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Old 03-06-2007, 04:05 AM   #2302
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Old 03-06-2007, 04:30 AM   #2303
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Old 03-06-2007, 07:21 AM   #2304
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Another bad one, argh!

*Ric Flair is seen walking down an aisle wooing at random foods. Suddenly a mom and her todder son walk down the same aisle. The mom randomly stumbles.
Mom:Ohh these stupid heels are breaking.

Flair starts getting angry...

Mom:Hey (toddlers name), you have something on your face, let me wipe it off.

Flair continues to grow angrier and redder

Mom:Hurry up and choose son, we have to go meet Mark at his house. I also have to stop at the flower shop to buy a plant.

*Finally Flair loses it....
Flair:INSIDER TERMS WOOOOO WOOOOO

*Flair chops the mom and she goes down in a heap, the chops the kid whos screaming crying on the floor. Flair then struts around before locking the mom in a figure four and she screams in pain. Suddenly a couple employees hear the comotion, go into a box and pull out a needle, run up to Flair and stick him, then he falls asleep*
Employee:Well, at least they weren't smarks or they would be in serious trouble.
*Flair's eyes randomly open*
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Old 03-06-2007, 07:25 AM   #2305
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*Ric Flair is at the cash register*

Ric: Just did a little shoppin'...

*Cashier rings up Tang*

Ric:

*Cashier rings up that astronaut ice cream*

Ric:

*Cashier rings up condoms*

Ric:

Cashier:

*Cashier rings up Playboy magazine.*

Ric:

Cashier: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, PERV!?

Ric: I have a VERY long trip planned for Space Mountain, as you can see, and would like you to come with me, WOOOOOO!

Cashier: You DO realize I'm a man, right?

Ric: ...good day....

*Flair walks out*
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Old 03-06-2007, 07:31 AM   #2306
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Xero gave me an idea...

*Flair is standing in line behind an attractive looking girl*
Flair:Wooooo, the line to space mountain!
*Flair gropes the girl in the ass. The girl turnes around and smashes Flair in the head with a can of soup. Flair at first doesn't react continuing to grope, but then suddenly flops to the ground*
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Old 03-06-2007, 07:36 AM   #2307
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*Flair is in the cereal aisle*

Flair: Excuse me, do you know where the Flair O's are.

Stocker: No, sorry, all we have are these Dusty O's, Triple H's and Genetic Jackloops.

Flair: Damn.

Stocker: We do have the generic knockoff, "Over the Hill O's".

Flair: WOOOO! I'll TAKE EM!
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Old 03-06-2007, 08:11 AM   #2308
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*Ric Flair is in line to pay for his groceries, the cashier puts the items through and rings them up*

Cashier: ok sir that'll be $75

Flair: WOOOOOOOOO

Cashier: ....That was $75

Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cashier: Seventy

Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cashier: Five

Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cashier: Dollars

Flair: ....

Cashier: Woo sir?

Flair: *slaps*

TO BE THE MAN
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YOU'VE GOT TO CHEAT THE MAN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Ric grabs his groceries and runs*
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Old 03-06-2007, 08:32 AM   #2309
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Never said in what capacity Flair was IN the supermarket.

Cashier 1: I'm not too sure about this new manager.
Cashier 2: Why, what's wrong with him?
Flair enters through the automatic front doors, wearing his robe over cashier's vest
Flair: Woooooo! Welcome to FlairFoods!
Cashier 2: Well he's strange, but I think he's probably harmless.
Flair grabs a teenager by the arm, a bunch of candy bars fall out of his pocket
Flair: Hey kid! What do you think you're doing with that?
Shoplifter: Wha? Oh, I was gonna pay for that...
Flair: Oh yeah? You think you can put one past the dirtiest player in the store?
Flair proceeds to eyepoke and low-blow the shoplifter and slap the figure-four on him
Flair: Wooooo! To be the manager, you gotta beat the manager!
Cashier 1: Now you don't see that at Wal-Mart.
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Old 03-07-2007, 02:56 AM   #2310
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*Ric Flair is lying in bed fucking an incredibly obese woman*

Woman: Flair baby I looooove you

Ric: WOOOO DID YA LIKE SPACE MOUNTAIN NATA...EMI...Ah Whats your name again?

Woman: Supermarket
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Old 03-07-2007, 08:29 AM   #2311
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That was terribly awful and it made my brain want to eat itself.










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Old 03-07-2007, 09:16 AM   #2312
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It did it's job then
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*A series of smashes are heard.*

PA: Will someone please claim the crazy naked man in aisle 4.

In the distance: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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*Ric Flair picks up box of Count Chocula*

Ric: I suppose this one looks a BIT like me...
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Flair: WOOO! WOO! WOO WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manager: Please, sir, I must ask you to stop putting Alphabit W's into the Cheerios boxes.

Flair: WOOOOO!
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Old 03-07-2007, 10:12 PM   #2316
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Cashier: Sir, that creepy old guy is here again.
Manager: Oh for crying out loud. What's he done this time?
Cashier: Well he exposed himself to two of the Cashiers, then he climbed to the top of the bread rack. Luckily one of the stock boys managed to pull him down.
Manager: Where is he now?
Cashier: Well he threw some turkeys onto the ground and then elbowdropped them, and now he's yellng "Woo" at the rotissiere chickens. Should we call the cops?
Manager: No, just wait until he spontaneously flops over on his face, then tackle him. *muttering* What does "stylin' and profilin'" even mean, anyways?
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1000 pts to Xero for the Alphabits/Cheerios joke.

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Old 03-08-2007, 04:02 AM   #2318
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*Rikishi is walking down the street and spots a bum lying asleep in an alley way*

Rikishi:

*Rikishi looks around and starts "backing it up"*

Rikishi: RAISE DA ROOOOOOF

*Stink Face*
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Old 03-08-2007, 04:13 AM   #2319
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Poilice Man: Sir, can you tell me why this hooker is out cold?

DDP: Hey, she said that if I gave her 100 bucks, I could BANG her!

Police Man: ....come again?

DDP: She never saw is commin'!
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TERRORIST #1: Okay, lets do it.

TERRORIST #2: Yes.

Terrorist #2 proceeds to kick his partner in the gut, shove his head between his legs, flip him up onto his shoulders, then slam his back onto the ground.

TERRORIST #1: OW!!! What the hell was that for???

TERRORIST #2: That was a power bomb, no? I thought it would cause more damage.
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