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My Space Jam Bitch!
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My Space Jam Bitch!
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Oh yeah, I will be downloading the PPV to re-watch it, so if anyone wants me to upload it for them and send a link just PM me.
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My Space Jam Bitch!
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the point is some people can appreciate TNA and some people can't. it doesn't make anyone wrong, and just because you don't like the product doesn't mean that it's "bad" or "retarded" or anything else that that's supposed to imply about people who do like it.
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My Space Jam Bitch!
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Or "shit".
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for the record, there is a lot about the booking that i don't like and i do think that their story lines are lacking direction. but i can just as fast say the same exact thing about WWE.
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Hazardous to Your Health
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I thought you were DAMN iNATOR
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THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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So it's bad that now for their biggest PPV of the year it will be Angle vs. Hardy vs. Anderson? I call bullshit. A triple threat main event with the most popular guys in the company is very smart. Should they have did a double pin? Should it have been a double count out or dq? All of that has been done before. I've never seen this finish. Two guys beat the hell out of each other for 30 MINS. plus and people trash it. Angle broke a rib for fuck's sake. Sabu is what pissed me off about this ppv. They should fire his ass now. That was a botch fest,and it wasn't Williams fault. MCMG and Gen Me was very good but Gen Me ddt'ing Shelly was dumb. They have like one Face tag team now. Hopefully that means The Guns will be running with the belts for a while. A.J. vs Dreamer was good as well. I knew it wouldn''t be that terrible. The kendo stiick shots were nice, and the fork looked in one shot to be in his eye. If someone puts a fork near my damn eye I'm already thinkin about tappin. it's my freakin eye. Knockouts looked hot. That's about it. Joe choked out Sting. Guess that may be a match at BFG. Good times. Pope and Anderson was good but I've seen them do better.Abyss/Rhino was decent like always. No Lethal,Hernandez,Beer Money,Kaz,Morgan? These men are the future of the company. If Fortune is taking over,put em on the show! No Flair,but no run-ins. I give No Surrender a 6 out of ten. Knockouts -1.Sabu -2, No London Brawling(Mainly Chelsea) -1
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Woah! 6 pages for a TNA PPV thread? They finally turned a corner!
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#10 |
THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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My Space Jam Bitch!
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my other rides your mom
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THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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Indeed it did.I first read it at noon.
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Great post NBT, I'd give you rep but you know my rep's no good here lol
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My Space Jam Bitch!
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Sadly I have apparently done some stupid things lol
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My Space Jam Bitch!
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Black Sheep Jew
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THE SCHLOME SAYS......
here is my review of TNA NO SURRENDER 2010 YOU GET THE VERY FIRST "LIVE" VERSION OF THE SCHLOME SAYS....WRITTEN WHILE WATCHING THE SHOW SO IT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE AS YOU READ IT! Show kicks off with a well done video package showing the 4 opponents in tonights world title tournament matches. I have missed Impact for the last 3 weeks so I appreciate the effort in the package. Looking forward to both matches. Match 1 - Tag Team Championships Motor City Machine Guns vs Generation Me I LOVE both of these tag teams so really looking forward to this matchup. Here we go. Watching MCMG vs Gen Me is like night and day compared to the Beer Money match series. It is a breath of fresh air to know that there are other great tag teams in this company that can create DIFFERENT styles of matchups. The first few minutes I'm seeing tons of grapple holds and very fast paced sweeps and pin attempts. All 4 men are so fucking agile. Ok the match is about 8 minutes in at this point and i can't breath. It is seriously one high impact move now after another. A little botching going on but not taking away from the match. WWE needs to take note...this is how to open a show. Shelly just did a suicide dive to one of the Bucks on the arena floor. He hit him like a damn missle head first. That was already like the 5th or 6th time I have jaw dropped marked out in this match. MCMG are the best tag team in wrestling today. Generation ME reminds me of the Rockers. Alright match is over. MCMG wins. The crowd was going apeshit during the last minute with about a dozen head kicks all around. THIS is going down as one of MY all time favorite tag team matches. Ever. Seriously. Guns do it again, creating an instant classic. Way to make the young Bucks look like gold too. Winners: MCMG MATCH RATING - 10 nipple shots on live TV out of 10. Match 2 - X Division Championship Douglas Williams vs Sabu (?) I have missed Impact a few weeks and now Sabu is getting a X Div title shot? Crazy. Ok here we go it's starting. Sabu looks old and his skin is really loose. 6 minutes in to this thing. Douglas looks fine but Sabu is very weak. He is botching and the moves that he is hitting are landing very light. Obviously he doesn't want to hurt himself further but that is when you get inventive and try new things instead of relying on old tricks but making them look shitty. It's obvious after the chair spots that Douglas, who usually bores me, is carrying this match. Tazz's commentary is really annoying tonight. Who woulda guessed another Sabu chair botch on the ropes. So Sabu goes through the table and gets hit with the title belt for Dougie to retain. 2 words to describe Sabu's performance: Botchy & Fluffy. He needs to stop now. Douglas carried this match and did a heck of a job making it somewhat believable. This was actually a good match considering all the shit that went wrong. It was a fender bender and not a train wreck is what I mean. Winner: Douglas Williams MATCH RATING - 5 DX cock jokes bleeped out on live TV out of 10 Match 3 - Knockouts Match Madison Rayne vs Velvet Sky Almost chose to skip this match but meh I'll watch it. So far it sucks. Madison can't punch for shit. Velvet wins with a nice DDT. Match gets extra points for being short. Winner: Velvet MATCH RATING: 5 LayCool nip slips out of 10 Match 4 - Falls Count Anywhere Match Rhino vs Abyss I didn't know these 2 started a feud or what it's about. Perhaps a lil video package would have been nice. I LOVE the fuck out of Rhino and I hate Abyss. i hope this doesn't suck. So yeah....Fist flying right off the bat. Here we go. Abyss can't sell a throw into a fence because he is too damn slow. This whole match is so slow. I'm not a fan of arena fighting so much. LOL @ mike tenay saying a "holey bleep moment" when Abyss went through the ramp. The fighting under the stage bit was boring and cheesy. Rhino finally starting to hulk up with a cookie sheet. Finally some action. GORE and then he kicked out of the Black Hole Slam? This is fun. Ouch a missed Gore into the steel railing and then the pin. First half of the match was absolutely miserable but once they made their way into the ring it was fun hardcore action. Winner: Abyss MATCH RATING: 6 Hardcore chair shots to the skull out of 10. Match 5 - Tag Team Grudge Match Jarrett/Joe vs Sting/Nash Great great great video package here to fill me in. Jarrett is very candid. Glad to see they didn't forgo video packages for all the undercard matches. Very pumped for this match. Here we go. 5 minutes in and Joe is clearing house. This match is actually really great. Crowd is hot. Jarrett wiped out Sting with the bat and Joe made him pass out. Very big let down on the finish as the match was barely over 5 minutes. I wanted more Nash/Joe. Damn. Probably get the big pay off next month. Winners: Joe & Jarrett MATCH RATING: 6 Joe face tattoos out of 10 Match 6 - I Quit Match Styles vs Dreamer Good video package cuz I was lost here. AJ is gold in this package. Ok entrances going on. Just a thought...there have been a shit ton of gimmick matches tonight. So far so good here. I want a jpeg of Tommy Dreamer getting the fishhook hahah what the fuck. Being honest here. We have seen so much hardcore shit tonight between Sabu, the Abyss match and now this that I'm honestly bored with what they are doing. Any other time I probably could be enjoying this. But right now I just can't wait to see who gives up to move on to some real 1 on 1 matches. A fork. AJ? Seriously? A fork? hahahahhaha. ok back at it. That kendo stick choke was awesome when it broke on AJ's face. The fork to the eye for the win. Anywhere else I would say that was lame but the visual was fucking sick. I liked it. Way better than Cena/Batista. Winner: AJ Styles MATCH RATING: 8 Daffney Tattoos out of 10 Match 7 - World Title Tournament Jeff Hardy vs Kurt Angle Pumped up for this one on one match. The crowd is split and fully pumped. I just marked out for Angle giving Hardy that whiplash powerbomb. Fucking ouch. I loved Angle stalking Hardy and delivering the Angle Slam into the kickout. Great combo right there. Angle and Cody Rhodes have the BEST moonsaults in wrestling. Such height. SWANTON TO THE ARENA FLOOR. Holy shit. Holy shit. That was pretty sick. Shades of Eddie as Angle delivers a frog splash. This match is fucking good. Was that the 4th twist of fate in one match? Jeff needs new moves. Holy fuck I can't believe he kicked out of that Swanton. That was a close 2. 4 minutes of ankle lock. This is sick. THANK GOD Bischoff giving 5 more minutes. Ok another great 5 minutes is gone....why not just let them go until the end why have yet another 5 minute clock? Oh well if thats the biggest thing to bitch about in this match I'll take it. That blood spot reminded me tons of Austin. Come on Bisch this suspence is killing me! If you want to declare a no contest due to a deep cut...best bet is to leave some blood on his face to make it look like the cut is actually deep. Lame finish but I expected it. Doesn't take away the fact that this is to be considered the best TNA match of the year. Hands down. Winner: no contest MATCH RATING: 10 pairs of Dudley Glasses out of 10. +2 bonus points for the drama of the overtime Match 8 - World Title Tournament Mr. Anderson vs The Pope Shewww...tough act to follow. Here we go. That last match wore me out. I'm honestly ready to be done watching for a while. I'm gonna finish but nothing will top that last one. So far so boring lolz. The crowd is dead for this match but the action isn't bad yet or anything just wiped the fuck out. Ok anderson just won. That wasn't that good of a match..why did this go on after the Angle match? Bad placement. Winner: Anderson MATCH RATING: 7 Brittish Bulldogs out of 10 Really should have ended the show with Angle. That ending was fucking weak sauce and the crowd was fucking spent. As was I. Anyways this was a good PPV for TNA. Some great shit and some lame shit as usual but honestly I'm walking away happy. OVERALL PPV RATING: 59 out of 80 BEST MATCH OF THE NIGHT: Angle vs Hardy WORST MATCH OF THE NIGHT: Velvet vs Rayne BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THE NIGHT: Generation ME BIGGEST LET DOWN OF THE NIGHT: The match order & amount of hardcore gimmicks BEST PERFORMANCE OF THE NIGHT: Kurt Angle WORST PERFORMANCE OF THE NIGHT: Sabu |
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Hazardous to Your Health
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The Schlome is biased. In the wrong way too.
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Black Sheep Jew
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biased of what? Good wrestling over bad wrestling? Then yes.
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Black Sheep Jew
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I'm a fan of good wrestling matches and good writing I don't care what company it comes out of.
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king of sucks
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i like your reviews
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Black Sheep Jew
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LOL at all of this. I can be a nasty bastard and a gentle lover. I don't shit where I eat.
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