Mark Henry

Holy shit! When you consider the fact that Shawn took five years off, Mark Henry is the third longest tenured guy on the WWE roster after Trips and Taker. HOW? WHY?

I can only think of three times he got a real push... Nation, Sexual Chocolate (Mae Young miscarries a hand), and, after P.S. Hayes claimed to be more in touch with Mark Henry's root than Mark Henry, he started calling himself a gorilla and got the ECW strap.

What is it about him that's allowed him to stay on the roster for so long, and don't say size because if that was the case Earthquake would be a damn hall of famer.