Here It Is! Proof That You Watch Too Much Wrestling!

[Providence Peep]

- Every time you watch the movie 2001 you wonder why Flair never sued them for stealing his music.

- In your resume under experience you write, "I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be"

- You buy the latest Sting album wondering how he can sing if he can't even talk.

- You suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn.

- You make the football team in high school and instead of ordering a letter jacket you wear a Flair robe with your schools logo on it to class.

- You go through an airport security line and you let them check everything except your boots...

- You pose in a photo with a few friends and instinctively flash the "Four Horsemen" sign.

- You begin to shake someone's hand in public but then hesitate to look for the crowd's response.

- You get into a real fight and you blade.

- You do the "Flair Strut" into a meeting at work...

- When you talk to the boss, every other phrase is "Wooooooooo!"...

- Your boss calls you in for a meeting on cutbacks and you insist on talking about your workrate...

- You go to shake someone's hand at work and pull back at the last second to smooth down your hair and say "Woooooooo!"....

- Someone else falls against a table/chair...and you start screaming "You're extreme! You're extreme!"

- You die your mustache blond while leaving your beard black.

- Someone you work with leaves for another job, with more money, and you accuse them of being disloyal to the company that made them a star.

- A promotion at work is seen as getting a push.

- You claim that your favorite sports teams were "jobbed".

- You chokeslam your cat.

- You rack your neighbor's dog.

- You see an American flag, and immediately cross your eyes, stick your tongue out, give a big thumbs up and yell, "HOOOOOO!!! Tough guy!"

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