Who's a bigger dumb ass: John Morrison, Michael Cole or The Naitch

[The Naitch]

You can't turn a ho into a housewife, but for some reason, John Morrison thinks that his whore of a girlfriend is the exception. Like is this for real? How do you get so delusional? Is it a small sacrifice to pay since he's living out his dream as a WWE Superstar? Like seriously, is he FO' REAL? Maybe he's just playing us all? Maybe he's a swinger? Or maybe he's bi and just loves the taste of Batista dong?

As for Michael Cole, sure he's garnering lots of heat, but it's of the X-Pac variety. There isn't one superstar on the roster that gets more air/mic time than Michael. Like seriously, I should start counting the amount of time we hear Michael Cole on a weekly basis.

Poll to come