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Old 04-28-2004, 06:33 PM   #1
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stupid f-ucking commercials pt II
so there is this new car out and the big selling point is that the rear seats slide forward.

now you may be asking yourself: why would you want your rear seats to slide forward in a car. well the commercial addresses that.

see, suppose you and three of your freinds are tear-assing through town in a 4 cylinder econo-box and at one point you decide that it would be a good idea to try to jump an open draw bridge, and you dont quite make it-and your car is stuck teatering on the edge of the draw bridge. the rear passengers can slide their seats forward, thus shifting their weight and sending the car safely down the downside of the open draw bridge. !!!
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Old 04-29-2004, 07:32 AM   #2
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Every Honda commercial.
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Old 04-29-2004, 08:36 AM   #3
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Every car commercial. If you live in the UK, you will know what I mean when I say "Zoom, Zoom, Zoom" and "Va va voom" - The two most common causes of suicide.
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:18 PM   #4
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I'm glad they stopped those zoom zoom zoom mazda commercials here.
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Old 04-30-2004, 07:02 PM   #5
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Quizno's sub commercials.. with the mexican type gerbil things...
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Old 04-30-2004, 07:38 PM   #6
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Quizno's sub commercials.. with the mexican type gerbil things...

Aww, those commercials were great! I still have that song stuck in my head
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Old 04-30-2004, 07:50 PM   #7
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Quizno's sub commercials.. with the mexican type gerbil things...
Worst commercials ever.

The enzyte commmercials get really repedetive too.
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Old 05-01-2004, 12:41 AM   #8
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so there is this new car out and the big selling point is that the rear seats slide forward.
You mean you never jump draw bridges? The new mentos commercials.
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Old 05-01-2004, 12:47 AM   #9
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Quizno's sub commercials.. with the mexican type gerbil things...
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Old 05-01-2004, 02:13 AM   #10
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Old 05-02-2004, 05:42 AM   #11
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OH GOD!! I HAD FORGOTEN ABOUT THE FANTA COMMECIALS. EVERY TIME I SEE THEM, I VOMIT WITH RAGE.
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Old 05-02-2004, 04:27 PM   #12
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Every car commercial. If you live in the UK, you will know what I mean when I say "Zoom, Zoom, Zoom" and "Va va voom" - The two most common causes of suicide.
lol.
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Old 05-03-2004, 07:44 AM   #13
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Bring back the 7-Up adverts in the UK..
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