... because nobody makes threads for IMPACT

[Tom Guycott]

This was one of those "light in the tunnel" moments. I know I'm just going to be punished for this, but there was enough to keep me hoping. Even though I am making light of a bit here, don't be fool'd- this was an entertaining show.

Late to the Party: IMPACT Wrestling edition.

- Thank God the Jarrett stipulation is being "upheld", ne? I wonder how they're going to play the "establish us in Mexico" angle, if they even follow through with it. At least Jarrett/Angle is finally put to bed.

- "Joker" Sting intrigues me. It intrigues me in about the same way "unstable" Jeff Hardy (Undertaker feud... around when he first started painting his face with something other than the blacklight rave paint) intrigued me. It's almost the same shot in the arm his character got when he first went "Crow". From the half-assed smearing on of his own facepaint, to attacking everyone and slathering them with it, to bashing Abyss with his own weaponized glove whilst staring down Anderson with that Alex DeLarge look on his face... I'm interested in seeing where this goes. Problem is: "This. Is. TNA.", so I'm convinced this will just inexplicably end.

-Speaking of inexplicably end: Bound For Glory series with its wins/losses and scores... hrmm... sounds suspiciously like the "Power Rankings" that went away after about a month and a half and seemed to be an excuse to give Kurt Angle something to do weekly.

- So, does Jacqueline not age? Also, is Velvet wearing Steve Austin Gear For Girls? Is this match a "T"(ODB/Jacki) vs. "A"(Tessmacher/Sky) match? And, why does... HOLY SHIT!!! CUNT PUNT!!!

- Crims-berg looks kind of like on Super Smash Bros. when you take the skin of one character and put it on the body shape of another. It's like someone took Christian and stretched him over Nathan Jones.

-If Roode is "still not cleared to wrestle", what happen' to "Gun Money"? (goes back to TNA's disappearing angles habit)

- Zima Ion's ring gear looks like he's bucking for Broski of the Week- but that near disasterous botched corkscrew negated that.

- Jerry Lynn? In MY RVD interview? It's more likely than you think. They better fucking deliver that match if they tease something like this. Also, AJ/Daniels and Kazarian/Joe... hell, if done right, they can even deliver all 6 in an ultimate X. Key words are "if done right". Time will tell.