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Old 04-12-2012, 04:29 AM   #1
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From: http://thedirty.com/2012/04/conceited-dirtbag-wrestler/

"THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, something had to be said about this asshole womanizer who roams Tampa like he’s hot sh*t just because he’s a wrestler. After fooling me into thinking he was sweet by tipping me heavy, he proceeded to take me on a date, then ask me for half the money when the bill came. Spent the whole date bragging about his wrestling career. His greg was outrageously small and thin for his body type, and he f**ked like a virgin. Uncircumcised. Ew. (which explains why i was pretty surprised to hear he’s been with several coworkers/ friends of mine.) Also, while I was going down he grabbed my hand, and practically forced me to finger his butt (im almost POSITIVE i felt dingleberries, but was scared to even check). p.s. he has an extremely annoying accent. (hes scottish). Do not hook up with this clown. He pretends like he’s strapping it up, then yanks the condom off secretly. Thank god i didnt get pregnant with a little half scottish bastard.
Wrestlers get chicks? I thought they fake it?- nik"

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Old 04-12-2012, 04:31 AM   #2
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Work. Just laying the groundwork for his new character.
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Old 04-12-2012, 04:31 AM   #3
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You would think he would picked up a few pointers from Cody Rhodes on how to be more Dashing...guess not?
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Old 04-12-2012, 04:34 AM   #4
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Work. Just laying the groundwork for his new character.
They need to do one about daniel bryan next then, that would be hillarious.

"Dude screams yes all the time before during and after we had sex..it was embarassing.. Has all these wierd positions that hurt like hell..plus someone should tell him he needs to shave that god awful mountain man beard of his..oh and I really did not like the vegan restaurant we went to before hand..also he gave me a list of things I could do to improve myself.."
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Old 04-12-2012, 04:54 AM   #5
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it's almost like Droford had sex with Daniel Bryan with that vivid of a description
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:03 AM   #6
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I think we should wait for Drew's report on Nik's performance before taking sides here guys.
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:56 AM   #7
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:08 AM   #8
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:34 AM   #9
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I dont believe a word of this, shes lying and prolly pissed off @ something and wants a lil fame.
Drew is AWESOME I love him.
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:34 AM   #10
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Wait, what kind of site is that? Post random slander about people with no filter.

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Old 04-12-2012, 10:35 AM   #11
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I love how she bemoans him for being a loser but fucked him on the first date.
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:41 AM   #12
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I love how she bemoans him for being a loser but fucked him on the first date.
Yeah I bet she was with so many guys that day that she got the all mixed up and was talking about the midget she was screwing and not Drew because he couldnt keep track of all the guys she was with that day.
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Old 04-12-2012, 11:01 AM   #13
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He made her pay for half of the meal? Fucking hell... The poor girl...
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Old 04-12-2012, 11:02 AM   #14
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He made her pay for half of the meal? Fucking hell... The poor girl...
I think, imo, its fair.

If women are all "womens rights" now and act all tough and equal and get "equal opportunity", then imo, they should be equal and pay for their half of the meal.
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Old 04-12-2012, 11:36 AM   #15
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Slightly racist Scottish stereotype about being tight with money, Drews went up in my books.
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Old 04-12-2012, 01:38 PM   #19
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he named his wiener "Greg" or is this some sort of new slang word?
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Slightly racist Scottish stereotype about being tight with money, Drews went up in my books.
It's not racist when it's true.
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Old 04-12-2012, 04:19 PM   #22
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how do we not know she's talking about Robbie McAllister?
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so hes a wrestler with an ego and a small piece from roids ....yeah sounds about right
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I love how she bemoans him for being a loser but fucked him on the first date.
This was my first thought, too. Not that I have a problem with fucking on the first date, but she comes off as having no class or intelligence:

"After fooling me into thinking he was sweet by tipping me heavy."

Well, he kind of got what he wanted, didn't he, sweetheart?
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Basically this bitch knows he has "slept with" numerous co workers, goes on a date and gives it all up and like then does this. Classy broad this one.

I hope it is true, and that Drew is just wrecking slam whore after slam whore, dreaming of another IC title run.

I want him to have a Goldberg like streak of douchey Ed Hardy Hat Wearing bitches.
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This was my first thought, too. Not that I have a problem with fucking on the first date, but she comes off as having no class or intelligence:

"After fooling me into thinking he was sweet by tipping me heavy."

Well, he kind of got what he wanted, didn't he, sweetheart?
Exactly.

Im not judging on the Sexo n the first date, but she like lays out this image of a horrible dude and a bad date, and she still fucks and sucks him because her co workers did too? Ummmmm....
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Old 04-12-2012, 06:35 PM   #28
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PS Sweet guys never tip heavy. Desperate guys do.

Im sweet as fuck, but you are only getting 18 percent.
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lol didn't even notice the tipping part. so this is basically some waitress he picked up. even funnier.
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Old 04-12-2012, 06:44 PM   #30
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She's also thankful that she isn't pregnant which probably means The Chosen One went raw dog and this isn't the first time she's allowed that.
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Old 04-12-2012, 06:53 PM   #31
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lol "his greg"
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:20 PM   #32
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This site is ridiculous. Found someone I know in only three pages.
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Old 04-13-2012, 01:07 AM   #33
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And heeeerrrre we go:

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Work. Just laying the groundwork for his new character.
Actually, it would kinda fit that rumor about the "playboy" gimmick that was supposedly happening. Also kinda fits the boom of the social networking/advertising by the boys. This is a step up from Ziggler hardballing Brazzers on a phone.

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They need to do one about daniel bryan next then, that would be hillarious.

"Dude screams yes all the time before during and after we had sex..it was embarassing.. Has all these wierd positions that hurt like hell..plus someone should tell him he needs to shave that god awful mountain man beard of his..oh and I really did not like the vegan restaurant we went to before hand..also he gave me a list of things I could do to improve myself.."
This needs to be a thread. Not specifically DB, I mean, this particular subject... what would some random whore say about [wrestler] who banged her on the first date.

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Who's Greg?
LIL' JIMMY!

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I love how she bemoans him for being a loser but fucked him on the first date.
Correction, fucked, sucked, AND fingered. Maybe it wasn't so much he "fucked like a virgin" than that she's wayyyy to experienced...

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He made her pay for half of the meal? Fucking hell... The poor girl...
Haven't you heard? Going dutch on a meal is passe!

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Bitter girl accuses ex-lover of having tiny penis and being shit in bed shocker.
Whoa, whoa... don't say "shocker", ...dingleberries, remember? By the way, if you find someone that disgusting, why would you keep going? I sure as hell wouldn't keep licking some broad that tastes like stale ocean, let alone go on to sleep with her. The mood would be over.

Not her, apparently. What does that tell you?

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I think this website warrants a thread in casual
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how do we not know she's talking about Robbie McAllister?
Because he would have replied to the post "I'M ROBBIE!" Rory, on the other hand...

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PS Sweet guys never tip heavy. Desperate guys do.

Im sweet as fuck, but you are only getting 18 percent.
18%? You're a downright generous bastard.
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Old 04-13-2012, 04:43 AM   #34
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lol, dingleberries.
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Old 04-13-2012, 09:40 AM   #35
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What does fucking like a virgin even mean? He was too excitable? He just laid there because he (not wrongly) thought this slut would work a bit harder? How many virgins has this chick laid and why doesn't she stop doing it if they're terrible?
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Old 04-13-2012, 09:47 AM   #36
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"Practically forced you to finger his butt?"

"Yeah. I told myself 'I will suck his terribly distorted, outrageously skinny, disgustingly uncircumcised greg -- but there is absolutely no way I am fingering his butthole! OK, I'll do that too.' So totally disgusted by him."
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Old 04-13-2012, 09:50 AM   #37
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I am always surprised when he resurfaces on RAW or a PPV because I avoid Smackdown like the plague, thanks to Teddy Long and other factors. Now that Johnny is running the show I may check it out more.

Drew "Forget I am Here" Mcintyre had or has a lot of talent and potential. He came to the company around the time that his body build was very popular. Mathematically he seemed to have it all. Yet mathematics did not win Vietnam so maybe they work less than well in the wrestling business too.

He has an uncanny ability to do nothing important and seems to be less than original. I hope he can make something for us sometime!! I hope nearly everybody on the roster is able to achieve a great level of success for their self and for us.

I could not care less for Drew Mcintyre. His time was years ago when John Cena and Randy Orton were going at it. Perhaps he can continue clinging onto the WWE until something happens and he 'gets it', that x factor Michael 'Pure Sexy' Hayes speaks of.
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Old 04-13-2012, 01:02 PM   #38
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Old 04-13-2012, 01:08 PM   #39
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he named his wiener "Greg" or is this some sort of new slang word?
I've heard "greg" used as slang for a neck, but never for a penis.
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:25 PM   #40
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i had to urban dictionary the term greg for penis, apparently it's slang for penis
ARE THE KIDS EVEN TRYING THESE DAYS?

also if he was a dickhead on the date darling you didn't have to suck his cock, and fuck him

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