Should Undertaker and CM Punk use Paul Bearer's urn and ashes in their storyline?

[mike adamle]

I think they should. Here's what I would do:

Undertaker comes out tonight on Raw with Paul Bearer's Urn. Before he can say anything CM Punk comes out and kicks Undertaker in the back of the head and takes the urn.

At WrestleMania Undertaker finally defeats CM Punk and takes back the urn. He tries to avenge Paul Bearer by pouring the ashes down CM Punk's throat. But when he turns the urn upside down a giant turd falls out instead of ashes, revealing that CM Punk took a shit inside the urn.

CM Punk spits the turd back into Undertaker's face.

Undertaker get's up enraged, but before he can do anything 3MB come out and attack Undertaker. Jinder Mahal pulls out a bag full of something. Michael Cole is heard yelling on commentary "Jinder's got a giant bag of weed at WrestleMania!!!"

The camera zooms in and reveals that the bag is actually full of Paul Bearer's ashes! Kane and Daniel Bryan run down to try and stop them from disrespecting Kane's father, but they're cut off by The Shield!

Once Kane, Daniel Bryan, and The Undertaker are laid out in the middle of the ring Ambrose grabs the mic.

He says "I've joined up with the terroristic forces of CM Punk and Jinder Mahal." They form an Al Queda-like stable.

Jinder proceeds to pour out the ashes onto the ring and everyone starts to urinate on them. 3MB, The Shield, CM Punk, and Paul Heyman proceed to roll around in the urine soaked ashes and turd and corpses of Daniel Bryan, Kane, and The Undertaker in what is known as the biggest WrestleMania moment of all time.