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CM Punk > j00
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How many people would LAUGH if.
Eddie's Mom ran out and turned on Eddie Guerrero, Joining JBL.
SWERVE~!! *Sigh** Knowing the WWE, It probably WILL happen, too. sXe For Life........ Straight Edge means I'M BETTER THAN YOU. ![]() ![]() |
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CM Punk > j00
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I'd stop watching WWE if that happened. RoH and TNA for me.
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Triple A's a bitch
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let me guess..........stephanie makes an impulsive decision and makes Eddies mum the WWE champion?
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That's how I roll!!!
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CM Punk > j00
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Anything can happen. And it's nothing new.
HHH/Steph Trish/Christian And a Few others. Did THEY make any sense? |
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CM Punk > j00
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And just IMAGINE Mrs. Guerrero's Promo's.
Linda McMahon meets Stephanie McMahon meets Meets Ben Stein Meets Chris Beniot Meets Dorris Snyder. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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It makes as much sense as my "Kane is controlled by Matt Hardy" post.
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Triple A's a bitch
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LMAO. It's a good thing that'll never happen!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Oh Jesus.
I can see it now. "John is your new daddy...He's the only man who can get my heart pounding...Stop disgracing the family name..." *Fifteen minutes of tonsil hockey later, and the papers are reporting mass suicides among wrestling fans* |
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Triple A's a bitch
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Naahhhhhhh..............there's about as much chance of that happening as there is of JBL beating eddie.
Wait......shiiiiiiiiiittt! |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Triple A's a bitch
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"BAHGAWDSTUNNERSTONECOLDSTONECOLDBBQSAUCESCALDEDDOGPETCOON DAMNTHATEVILJEZEBELTOHELL!" at random intervals for no reason at all. |
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TPWW VET
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Mas Vagina Porfavor
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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Eddie's mom has another heart attack but dies this time and they have a funeral for her (with camera coverage). JBL crashes the funeral, has mock sex with eddie's mom while she's in the casket. Eddie tries to fight him off and Chavo helps, but when they get JBL off of her, Chavo begins humping her. Then Eddie G throws Chavo to the ground and it looks to be one on two. THe two beat Eddie to the ground and suddenly the lights go out. The doors to the funeral parlor open and druids with torches enter. Paul Bearer enters with the Undertaker following. Taker raises his arms and the lights rise again. He turns and silently leaves. Everyone is stunned. When Taker leaves, suddenly Eddie's mom rises in her casket...a ZOMBIE!!! JBL attacks her, but physical attacks do nothing. Chavo smashes a chair over her back, but it doesn't phase her. She raises her arms and throws them back down to the ground, and JBL and Chavo colapse mysteriously. Eddie is super confused as his mom reaches under her dress and begins digging around. Her hand emerges holding a placenta covered FOOT! SHe places the foot on JBL's chest and leaves the parlor following the Undertaker.
What will happen next week on Smackdown?!?! You'll just have to watch and see!!!!! THis sounds more like Smackdown to me. |
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Has an evil monkey...
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