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An idea for Bobby Fish
There’s equity in taking guys the other promotion doesn’t know how to use and getting mileage out of them. Fish is a talented guy. Getting up there in age, but still in great shape and a believable worker.
At first I thought about him joining Maximum Male Models as their “Premium Daddy.” But that’s too predictable. Then I thought about a group he could join. Bobby Fish should become the fourth member of The New Day. Have Fish return to the WWE and beat Happy Corbin in an open challenge or something. He can slap hands with Pat McAfee after the match or something. Fish them beats up some enhancement guy cutting a promo against the local town. All the while Fish is on the way up, he’s doing backstage segments with Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods. He says he’s been writing them about the influence of their positivity on his life. It was hard growing up with a name like “Fish,” but you guys have helped me cope. That sort of stuff. He can help them beat The Viking Raiders one week, but they keep knocking him back. Eventually he gets Ludvig Kaiser and wins that match to get Gunther for the IC Title. They have a brutal little match, but Gunther retains the belt. Fish is in a slump after that. He takes the loss to heart. The New Day show up and cheer him up and offer him what he’s been after — a spot in The New Day. This adds variance to the group again. Woods & Kofi have someone new to riff off in the ring. Fish can bring some technical stuff to the group and even have a bit of a darker edge at times, maybe be a bit overbearing in the group (he starts calling himself a two-time WWE Champion and King of the Ring because they share achievements). He starts wearing brightly colored gear. Eventually, if he catches on, Fish could even challenge Gunther for the IC Title and win. If Big E comes back, they can be uneasy around each other, but eventually have them iron out their differences and eventually win a tag match together (maybe with the Tag Titles on the line). |
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#2 |
boop/bop/beep
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They should bring him back in a yarmulke and call him Bobby "Gafilta" Fish.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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#4 |
boop/bop/beep
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Maybe just play off his nonexistent personality and call him Bobby “Cold” Fish.
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He could do Al Snow’s gimmick when we was European champion except he’s a different fish every week.
Or a different Bobby. |
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President of Freedonia
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He should come in as a chessmaster and challenge the relatives of the late Bobby Fischer
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At chess or wrestling?
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President of Freedonia
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Why not both?
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The world’s first pro chessler. I like it.
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Imagining him going over the BASEketball-esque convoluted rules of pro chessling before each match.
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#11 |
boop/bop/beep
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Bobby Chessler sounds Jewish, similar to Bobby Gafilta Fish. Just saying.
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That’s fine. He can be a stereotypical Jew, chess-playing wrestler who taunts and challenges the relatives of legends at his chosen sports.
Give this guy all the fucking gimmicks. See if anything sticks. |
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#13 |
the heartbreak king
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bobby fishsticks and you dress him up like the gorton's fisherman. i know what you did last summer murder hook optional.
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#14 |
boop/bop/beep
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Oh god, Bobby Fish Dicks
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the heartbreak king
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dale that is disgusting how dare you
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What if they went a bit more cerebral with it? Hear me out.
He’s still a fisherman. But what he fishes for... is compliments. |
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#18 |
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I think he should do a Harry Potter throwback and take on the moniker of Dobby Fish.
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Prince Of The Forum
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Maybe master can give House Dobby some charisma.
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Maybe when he returns it will be during a viking raiders promo where they got fishing with spears and pull a Bobby Fish out of the lake.
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