Smackdown Spoilers (7/15 show)

[Marc the Smark]

Went to Smackdown tonight in Providence, Rhode Island. It was... I sat third row ringside, behind Tony Chimmel, and diagnoally across from Cole and Tazz.

Guess who was there??? Bret Hart!!!! Okay, now seriously. I don't remember everything, and I'm not very good at writing "spoilers," but I'll do my best...

Bradshaw retained the title (of course). Eddie did a frog splash off the top of the cage ("Holy Shit!"), but at the end of the match El Gran Luchador came in... and helped JBL. El Gran Luchador was actually... Kurt Angle, as was realized when he gave Eddie the Angle Slam.

John Cena had a 3 on 1 handicapped match - against Kenzo Suzuki, Rene Dupree, and Booker T. He defeated Suzuki and Dupree, so they were eliminated, but then Booker T pinned Cena.

Spike Dudley and Rey Mysterio defeated the Basham Brothers, when Bubba Ray and D-Von came in to help Spike. Spike was mad though, and didn't want their help. (Shouldn't he have been happy that he finally won a match?)

Kurt Angle fired the Divas - Torrie, Sable, Dawn Marie and Jackie. They went to his office complaining about the way they have been treated, and he fired them.

There was a brief promo tease with "Heidenreich," who is coming back as a heel, and he'll be managed by Paul Heyman. Looks interesting.

No Undertaker, no live appearance by Paul Heyman.

After the matches, walking back to the car, I saw Pat Patterson, Gerald Brisco and Bruce Pritchard all getting in a car together. I called out their names, and they all acknowledged me except Pritchard (who may not have heard me).

You know what really bothered me? First of all, the security was terrible. I'm usually not one to talk badly about people but the security guards I saw at the Dunkin Donuts Center was just terrible.

Also, after the show, I went to buy a t-shirt. And the selection was terrible! Also the programs were all sold out, so I didn't get to buy one. This was the first time ever that I went to an event and didn't get a program.