Wrestling Video Game Simulations (HardKore UK's Tournament has begun)

[Evil Vito]

Yeah, this is a topic for those of us that ever like watching the CPU duke it out in matches.

I was bored yesterday so I did a Survivor Series PPV in HCTP (subbing some champions because I didn't have La Res/Spike/London/Kidman created) - there were 8 title matches and 1 extra interpromotional match.

World Tag Team Titles: The Hurricane and Rosey vs. Rhyno and Tajiri (C)
Tajiri got dominated by Rosey most of the match, never tagging Rhyno for whatever reason. Hurricane got tagged in and finished it off with the Nightmare on Helms Street, and Rhyno didn't even TRY to break up the pin - he sat on the apron the whole time, possibly his way of getting back at Tajiri for not tagging him in.

WWE Cruiserweight Title: Ultimo Dragon vs. Rey Mysterio (C)
We had a surprise today as Ultimo made his return. Unfortunately, it wasn't the type of return he would have liked. Rey got the win with a 6-1-9/West Coast Pop combo after a great match.

WWE Women's Title - Bra and Panties Match: Victoria vs. Trish Stratus (C)
Both women try to rip off each other's clothes. Trish gets her top ripped off first, but then rips off Victoria's a few minutes later. Both women keep the pants on even after taking each other's finishing moves. Eventually Victoria manages to pull of Trish's pants, winning the Women's Title.

WWE Tag Team Titles: Rico and Charlie Haas vs. The Dudley Boyz (C)
Haas started the match, but once Rico got tagged in it was all downhill from there. The Dudleyz kicked his ass. Both got their finishers in on him and after the Bubba Cutter it was all over (D-Von kept Haas fromn breaking the pin). Dudleyz retain the titles.

Random Interpromotional Match: William Regal vs. Luther Reigns
Luther totally dominated Regal early on, but once Regal reversed Luther's special, Regal mounted a comeback. At the end both Regal and Luther had specials but ultimately it was Luther's Towerhacker Bomb Pin that prevailed. Luther wins.

WWE United States Title Lumberjack Match: John Cena vs. Booker T (C)
Booker had Chavo Guerrero and the Big Show as his lumberjacks. Cena had Billy Gunn and Kevin Busch ( ) as his. Gunn, Show, and Chavo all made nuisances of themselves throughout the match. It took 2 Bookends, but Booker put Cena down long enough to score the pinfall victory and retain the title. Kevin Busch did fuck all.

WWE Intercontinental Title Battle Royal: Shelton Benjamin vs. Matt Hardy vs. Kane vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho vs. Edge (C)
It took a good 5 minutes before anyone got eliminated. The first elimination saw Edge pin Shelton Benjamin after the Edgecution. Next out was Matt Hardy, who was eliminated after a vertical suplex/cocky pin from Chris Jericho. Shawn Michaels was eliminated after an electric chair drop from Edge. Kane eliminated Chris Jericho with the Kane Powerbomb. It was down to just Edge and Kane. Kane would get the best of Edge, however, pinning him after the Kane Powerbomb. Kane is the new Intercontinental Champion.

WWE Championship – Captain Fall Tag Team Match: JBL (Champion and team captain), Kurt Angle, and Mordecai vs. Eddie Guerrero (team captain), The Undertaker, and Rob Van Dam
We had an interesting match here as whoever got the winning pinfall or submission on the opposing captain would be the WWE Champion. It was all-out action the entire time. Mordecai dominated Eddie most of the match, and he looked almost as if he had it won on many occasions. At the end, Mordecai gave Eddie a stiff clothesline but Undertaker started brawling with Mordecai, allowing JBL to sneak in and get the pin on Eddie. RVD tried to break the pin up, but he managed to botch that. JBL wins and retains the title.

World Heavyweight Championship – Elimination Chamber: Batista vs. Ric Flair vs. Triple H vs. Chris Benoit vs. Eugene vs. Randy Orton (C)
Ric Flair and Chris Benoit had the unfortunate task of starting things off. We saw some back-and-forth action between them. Batista was the next man in. He and Flair both worked over Benoit until, in a shocking move, Batista blatantly punched Flair in the face, proving that it was indeed every man for themselves. Eugene was the next one in and for most of the interval we saw Eugene/Batista and Benoit/Flair pair off. The champion Randy Orton came in next and got his shots in wherever. Triple H got the final entry and we saw pairs of Batista/Benoit, Eugene/Flair, and Orton/HHH going at it.
Triple H started off the eliminations by hitting Batista with a Pedigree and pinning him. Later on, Benoit went to the top of the chamber and leapt off, hoping to hit somebody. Unfortunately, he didn’t and as a result he was KO’ed on the mat. A nearby Flair took advantage and pinned Benoit. A few minutes later Eugene was eliminated after a Pedigree from Triple H.
So with 3 guys left, here were the standings: HHH (yellow head, yellow body, blue arms, blue legs), Orton (orange head, red body, blue arms, blue legs), and Flair (orange head, red body, blue arms, yellow legs).
All 3 guys fight each other, Orton even has Flair KO’ed at one point but HHH keeps him from pinning for whatever reason. HHH went up to the chamber and dove off for no arbitrary reason twice – yet he still had much better health than the others. Orton made the same mistake, only it cost him as HHH was right there to get the pin on him.
It was down to Flair and HHH. Flair has been the most injured guy for nearly the whole match (his body was red before HHH even entered). Triple H trips him up and then locks him in the Indian Death Lock. He then proceeded to………GO TO THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER AGAIN. He leapt off but missed Flair………JUST AS HE WAS GETTING UP. Triple H is KO’ed in mid ring and Flair took advantage and pinned him – scoring a HUGE upset and becoming a 17-Time World Heavyweight Champion.

So, yeah, that’s it.

Feel free to comment and/or post your own if anyone else ever does these. It doesn’t even have to be whole cards, it can be individual matches if you want.