Funny things you saw at live events (the crowd)

[The Naitch]

-Some guy tells this fat pig to sit the fuck down. She has none of that so she gets in his face and knees him in the balls.

-My buddy got a crystal clear shot of this chick flashing her tits, but the funny part is that in the picture, you can see a glimpse of this old chinaman looking back smiling. That must've made his day. Later on, an acquaintance I knew was sitting in the skybox and got security to invite this girl and her girlfriend over. The two guys she was with were left behind

I'll think of some more