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Old 01-20-2005, 11:49 PM   #1
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Austin Press Conference ;)
Wrestlingdirtsheet.com has managed to locate a memo regarding the Stone Cold Press Conference in Las Vegas on Wednesday. The memo, sent by Stone Cold Steve Austin to Vince McMahon, mostly states what type of alcoholic beverages Austin is demanding be in supply.

The memo does touch on a the subject matter of the Press Conference. To sum the content up, Austin basically states that he will, "be returning to WWE to soak up television time from deserving sports-entertainers who are actually still capable of wrestling a match." Austin rambles on a bit about how he "never touched no woman" in a manner to inflict pain. He also states that he looks forward to, "making astounding leaps in logic when I beat down people who are physically fit and don't have pi**-poor necks."

The RAW locker room seemed to be in good spirits after the announcement. Jericho can be quoted as saying, "There's nothing as fun as taking one step forward, and seventeen steps back."

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Old 01-21-2005, 12:11 AM   #2
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:14 AM   #3
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Meh, it lacks a certain comic finese.
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:49 AM   #4
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Old 01-21-2005, 03:36 AM   #5
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Old 01-21-2005, 05:38 AM   #6
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