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Old 02-22-2005, 10:38 PM   #1
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Raw Captions for 2/21/05
Yea, I know I'm not the guy who usually starts these, so I'm sorry to Corkscrewed and whoever else does these for stealing your glory. Anyway, here are the pics for this week.
























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Old 02-22-2005, 10:44 PM   #2
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Edge:Moth! Get it!
HBK: Keep it away!
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Old 02-22-2005, 10:49 PM   #3
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OHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M GROWING A BOOBIE!
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Hassan didn't think Benoits armpits could smell worse than his, boy was he wrong.



Batista tells us what he thinks about the storylines installed for Smackdown this year.



Batista always waits to the last second to get their signature on the Personal Injury Liability Contract


HOO-RAY indeed.

ps. GIR
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Old 02-22-2005, 11:09 PM   #5
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As Benoit pulled back the mask, he realized that there was no Phantom of the Wrestling Ring. It was Muhammed Hassan all this time!


Muhammed Hassan: the most hardcore piggyback rider of all time.


Shawn Michaels felt the comedic wrath of Edge and Christian when the duo somehow pulled two chairs out from underneath him!


Maybe it's just me, but now that he's grown hair, Goldberg's just not as edgy.


It's a bad sign for a rookie when, in his opening match, he get's a shot in the ass.


Steven should've known that he didn't stand a chance against RVD in the WWE's first Snort-o-Rama match.


Batista gives the opinion of what a majority of fans think of Smackdown nowadays.


I will NOT make a joke about Trips and his "backstage pushes"...
I will NOT make a joke about Trips and his ...
Ah, hell.


Batista: "So according to this invoice, we're missing one table from inventory. Trips, do you know about a missing table from ... oh, yeah. Right."


Batista: "Oh, my God... is that me on the Titantron? How long have I had this chocolate milk stain on my chin?!?!?"


Batista's "sinking in quicksand" impersonation was a big hit with the fans.
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Old 02-22-2005, 11:19 PM   #6
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Hassan: Two words Benoit...Tic Tac!


HBK: No guys, I wasn't around when you were a regular Tag Team. What's a Con-chair-toe?


WWE...going on to show that if you at least look like you can beat someone up, you won't need charisma, heat, talent, skill, credibility, or even know what the word "wrestling" means.


Richards: I'm starting to think that the WWE only keeps me on to job to people less talented than me.


*When asked about what he thought about the current status of WWE, Batista showed first what he thought of Smackdown. However, he was stopped when he started pulling his pants down for Raw.*


*The subject of adding AD INFINATRUM JOBBING to Batista's contract came up one time...and only one time.*


Batista: Who just called me Goldberg!?!


Batista: God!...I hope this isn't what Hunter ment when he said I wouild be holding the belt one day.
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Old 02-22-2005, 11:48 PM   #7
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Mohammed began speaking in tongues, as Chris Benoit won the "Most Valued Missionary" Award for his outstanding conversion rating.




It sounded like a good idea for the WWE to visit the mental ward...



An Anrgy Stevie Richards strikes again, placing supermagnets in the chairs.



Reason I want to be a WWE superstar #441: Even taking a shit is a pyro-worthy moment.






Even the WWE hates Smackdown.



The WWE's version of the mile high club: Batista becomes the newest superstar to blow Triple H while he rested upon the glass ceiling.




Batista: Dude, that was pretty cool. Where'd you hide your head? Dude? Hunter?



Okay, you've just decapitated the boss. What would Eddie do?





True to "Latino Heat" form, Batista stole Trips' title...

...And his wallet.
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Old 02-23-2005, 02:00 AM   #8
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After repeated requests for Daivari to stop singing, Simon Cowell decided to take matters into his own hands.


"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrre's JOHNNY!"


Michaels was the only one quick enough to duck under HHH's new Freeze Ray.


Arena: "Aw crap, ANOTHER hoss??" *explodes*


Masters: "I have done it! I HAVE REVISIBILIZED STEVEN RICHARDS!!!"


Tragedy struck when Steven Richards accidentally blew up a pack of red food coloring.


Batista does his "UPN exec debating whether or not to keep SmackDOWN" impression.


With Benoit's forced assistance and Dave taking care of the other end, Hunter was finally able to fulfill one of his long-desired dreams: getting a levitation blow job.


Dave: "What's that Tink? I have to burn the arena down?"


"Raven Dildo...? What the hell is a Raven Dildo??"


"THAT'S A RAVEN DILDO??????!!!!!!"
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Old 02-23-2005, 07:02 AM   #9
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Randy Orton + Steroids = Chris Masters
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Old 02-23-2005, 08:07 AM   #10
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Randy Orton + Steroids = Chris Masters
Me and my brother said that as soon as he came out to the ring.He just looks and acts like a bunch of guys tossed (crappily) togethor.Also,my brother pointed out that the scene with Teddy and Eric talking in the back,you could cleary see the camera and camera man in a mirror.lol
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Old 02-23-2005, 08:04 AM   #11
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Dave: "What's that Tink? I have to burn the arena down?"
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Old 02-23-2005, 05:26 AM   #12
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Richards: Hey...was I just laid??
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Old 02-23-2005, 05:28 AM   #13
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*Batista wakes up*




When Hunter said in my dreams...I hope this isnīt what he meant
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Old 02-23-2005, 08:12 AM   #14
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Hassan and Benoit after realizing their pushes are long gone

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HALLA! HALLA!!
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Old 02-23-2005, 09:37 AM   #15
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They changed the formet again



Chris Benoit and Mohammed Hussan in space.



Hassan: I stole the sheriff!
Vince: What a stupid joke.



Steven Richards feels the effects of Evolution Kool-Aid.



Batista: I'm going to sign this contract! Oh crap, what should I sign it with? Black marker, pink gel pen, pencil, blue pen or yellow colored pencil? Iny Miny Miny Mo...



Vince: Hiiii! I'm Buckwheet!
Batista: WTF?!?!?!?!
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:07 AM   #16
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Muhammad falls asleep at the most inappropriate times...


... And so does Benoit.


Synchronized Chair Shot Dancing was a big 'hit' that night.


Masters: Heyuck heyuck!
JR: BAHGAWD IT'S REDNECK HICK HOSS!


Masters: OH YES! OH YES! STACY! STAC....
*Stevie becomes visible*
Masters: ...


Masters: FUCK YOU STEVIE!
Stevie: But! But! I only acted like an invisible woman to be WITH you... To be WIIIITH YOOOOUUU!
Masters: SHUT UP!


On clipboard: Smile... Thumbs up... Start to frown... Frown... Thumbs down...


(Insert generic blow job joke here.)


Batista: OH MY GOD I KILLED HUNTER!
*Crowd cheers*
Ric: WOOOOOOO BASTARD!


*X Files music hits*


Three fans began to file out.
Batista: Hunter's fan base has left the building!
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:20 AM   #17
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Even with the huge push to a babyface, Batista still couldnt master the art of taking surveys.


Edge and Christian together: "Let out powers combine."


When it was all said and done, Chris Benoit was the new WWE stare off champ.
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Old 02-23-2005, 07:08 PM   #18
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The Rock (backstage): Oh, your ass is sued!!

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Old 02-28-2005, 02:11 PM   #19
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Chris Masters was final,ly the one to remove Stevie's invisibility cloak
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Old 02-28-2005, 03:12 PM   #20
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BTW, nice (possibly unintentional) Family Guy reference in your first caption, Sascha.
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:32 PM   #21
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BTW, nice (possibly unintentional) Family Guy reference in your first caption, Sascha.
Oh I think i remember this part. I think Peter and the boys were in the pub and then there was a fight between 2 girls and Kragmyre got caught up in it and then it ended with him on the floor : "Hey did I just get laid"
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:36 PM   #22
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Quagmire.

And yeah, that's the one.
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Old 03-01-2005, 05:47 PM   #23
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how do you get the pics up? the always come up as X's to me.
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Batista show's how great the Smackdown Wrestlemania main event is.
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