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Old 03-01-2005, 05:22 PM   #1
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You know you watch too much wrestling when...
You're writing a term paper and you write something along the lines of "The politics of French Guiana involve the Kliq (US, England, and France) holding down economic development underneath the glass ceiling."

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Old 03-01-2005, 05:32 PM   #2
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1. You make a thread about watching too much wrestling.

2. You actually think WWE is unscripted.

3. Whenever you do something wrong you say "IT WASN'T MY FAULT"

4. You record yourself doing a promo every day.

5. You sell your house just so you could buy extra WWE/ECW/WCW/ TNA/ ROH DVD"S and tickets

I'm sorry if those aren't good I'll come up with some more later
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Old 03-01-2005, 05:34 PM   #3
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When you watch too much wrestling.
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Old 03-01-2005, 05:43 PM   #4
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yuou write a 950 word essay for college on why Ric Flair is better than Hulk Hogan.
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Old 03-01-2005, 05:44 PM   #5
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Old 03-01-2005, 05:47 PM   #6
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Old 03-01-2005, 05:47 PM   #7
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You watch Smackdown.

Naw, just kidding.

You know you watch too much wrestling when you go around your house posing, and sneaking up behind your little brother and locking in the Tazmission.

You seriously consider doing an essay on stereotypes in wrestling.
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Old 03-01-2005, 05:48 PM   #8
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Old 03-01-2005, 05:50 PM   #9
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You suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn.

You do the "Flair Strut" into a meeting at work.

After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back.

Your job is your gimmick.
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Old 03-01-2005, 05:50 PM   #10
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you use wrestling catchphrases in your everyday dialogue

Example: "Lay the Smack down on her Jimmy."
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Old 03-01-2005, 05:57 PM   #11
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¬ You go around spitting apples in people's faces.

¬ You kneel down on one knee, raise your hand, spring up, and hit an RKO on the person in front of you.

¬ You do the same when you're in line for the bathroom.

¬ When you get fired, you blame it all on your boss' son-in-law.

¬ You become a star on your wrestling team only to quit and go play football, where you will fail and beg to come back to the team with impossibly high demands.

¬ You wear a hat and act 'dead'.

¬ You rap about your enemies in a horrible voice.

¬ You have a Viscera autograph.

¬ You want George Bush to turn face.

¬ You name random body parts.

¬ You break someone's nose to make a first impression.
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Old 03-01-2005, 06:03 PM   #12
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You write your title history in your job application.
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Old 03-01-2005, 06:14 PM   #13
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Everytime you see a ladder you have an urge to climb it and jump onto the unsuspecting people below.

You carry a sock in your pants so you can pull it out and use on your enemies.

You research as to what type of apple it is Carlito has cause you wanna be Cool.

The professor asks if there are any questions. You put up your hand and ask one only to interrupt the teacher yelling that IT DOESN'T MATTER!

You attempt to hook up with your boss' daughter cause well... it works for The H.
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Old 03-01-2005, 06:18 PM   #14
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You turn on your friends for ratings
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Old 03-01-2005, 06:19 PM   #15
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You spit in the face of people who don't wanna be cool.

You buttrape people then read them Poems.

You complain about some of you colleagues at work being horribly misused
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Old 03-01-2005, 06:51 PM   #16
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You run a fantasy wrestling league for you and your friends. And you actually came up with the idea for the fantasy wrestling league several years before WWE started running one on WWE.com.
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:06 PM   #17
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You run a fantasy wrestling league for you and your friends. And you actually came up with the idea for the fantasy wrestling league several years before WWE started running one on WWE.com.
Even better...

¬ You start a fantasy wrestling league based on the WWE and book it better than the real WWE.
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:06 PM   #18
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When you do your senior memory book for class about 10 things that happened during your senior year......8 of them are about wrestling....

When you were little all your stories you wrote were about you and you friends being teleported to another dimension where you could choose on a screen which wrestling star you wanted to be to win back your girlfriend
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:18 PM   #19
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:38 PM   #20
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:48 PM   #21
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When you go to shake someones hand and you pull the Razor Ramon/Scott Hall hair swipe move.
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:12 PM   #22
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yuou write a 950 word essay for college on why Ric Flair is better than Hulk Hogan.
In 8th grade I had to write a report on my hero and why he was my hero. I chose Chris Jericho. Got and A on my report. I felt kind of like an idiot though because other people wrote about Firefighters, police men, troops and there parents and stuff. What sucks is we had to read them out loud. I got made fun of by quite a few people.
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:35 PM   #23
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When you act like you're mentally retarded just to get a better "push" at work.
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:37 PM   #24
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:44 PM   #25
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When you ask someone a question, then tell them IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT... whatever ur question was.

When you do the Christian chest slaps or the Randy orton pose after succeeding in something.

When you have 2 cans of pop and u crash them together before drinking them
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:49 PM   #26
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If these have been mentioned, my fault....I just skimmed most of them...

1. you find yourself acting 'heelish' around friends and people here and there...then suddenly out of nowhere you decide to turn 'face'..and vice versa
2. you simulate wrestling style promos
3. you put belts over your shoulder
4. you make your own championship title
5. when you get up...you get up 'deadman style'
6. at some point, you've contemplated doing a wrestling move on someone you're sick of....perhaps a jacknife powerbomb..or a stunner followed my beers, scsa music, and middle fingers
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:49 PM   #27
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:51 PM   #28
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the hottest girl at school tells you she wants to fuck you....and you say no because you'll miss Raw
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:53 PM   #29
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Wow. I think we have our winner for best one. hahahaha
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:58 PM   #30
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6. at some point, you've contemplated doing a wrestling move on someone you're sick of....perhaps a jacknife powerbomb..or a stunner followed my beers, scsa music, and middle fingers
Back in 8th grade my cousin and I went to the same school. It was april fools day and we were walking and he gave me this candy that turns your mouth blue. When he told me what it did and I realized it instead of punching him in the face I kicked him in the stomach and powerbombed him......

Does that count?
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:00 PM   #31
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For prom you order a limo with horns on the front

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Old 03-01-2005, 09:05 PM   #32
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Back in 8th grade my cousin and I went to the same school. It was april fools day and we were walking and he gave me this candy that turns your mouth blue. When he told me what it did and I realized it instead of punching him in the face I kicked him in the stomach and powerbombed him......

Does that count?
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7. when you get into an arguement with someone, you say, "screw you! I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!"
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:06 PM   #34
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:22 PM   #35
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the hottest girl at school tells you she wants to fuck you....and you say no because you'll miss Raw
I'd say no, but thats cause i might get arrested for fucking a school girl (depends on the age i spose)
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:28 PM   #36
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Your girlfriend talks about doing it doggy style, and your response is "Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls..."
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Your teacher gives you detention, and you drop them, get on your hands and knees to mouth off, and then open up a couple beers.
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:34 PM   #38
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You have watched so much wrestling that all sense of reality is gone. You think you can assault people and sexually harass women and be liked for it.

When describing people all you can say is "he/she kinda looked like (wrestler name here)"

After getting a good mark you get up, start "WHOO"ing, strutting, and dancing and announce that there's a party at your place and Space Mountain will be open.

You buy Bradshaw's book on financial advice.
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I have just thought of some more

1. You watch a Yankees vs. Boston Red Sox game secretly hoping that the Red Sox turn heel

2. You miss your High School Graduation/wedding because Smackdown was on.

3. When your girlfriend says she wants too make out with you under fireworks and you take her to a wrestling show.

4. When the wedding comes for the I Do's instead of saying I Do You say "Oh hell yeah"

5. You have written numerous hate mails to the World Wildlife Fund saying "Fuck Pandas"

6. You carry a knife with you for an occasional blade job.

7. You get a splinter in your finger and sell it like it was murder.
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