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History's Greatest, Mr. E
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Annoying commercials...
-Fulton Homes
I'm pretty sure this is just a local commercial, but the premise is a bunch of people playing around a Fulton Homes logo. Some people are jogging around it, some are swimming near a pool around it, some are playing with a dog near it. Hell, one kid even kicks a football through the H as if it were a goalpost. However, THEY NEVER SHOW WHAT ONE OF THE HOUSES LOOK LIKE. If anything, this commercial doesn't make me want to buy a Fulton Home, it makes me want to buy a Fulton Home logo. They look like they're enjoying themselves around the logo, so I want one too. -ReMax I think lots of people in the US have this commercial. The premise is a married couple looks for a home. The husband is out IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT and calls the wife and asks "Any luck finding a home?" and the wife is in the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING SWAMP slapping flies on arms saying "none yet". Then at the end of the commercial, after they meet the ReMax agent, the husband who is badly sunburnt and the wife who has bug bites all over her arm say "I guess searching for a home...isn't for amatures"...Yeah, it's not for fucking RETARDS EITHER! So what are some commercials that piss you off and why? And what are they in case we haven't heard of them? |
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The Next Great One н²
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That huggies commercial that has a song playing in the background with babies dancing around showing their ass the female voiceover says "so good you'll want to show it off".
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King of Love and Piss
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That new Coca Cola commercial where all the hippy kids were replaced with skate punks and they were singing that stupid song.
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It's Hammer Time
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That commercial where it's all like, "Ideas can happen anywhere" and shows a bunch of people drawing on blackboards and then this dude is like "And that's why I invented the Blackberry". So you think it's a commercial for the Blackberry. But then at the end it's just like "And that's why I use American Express".
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Those fucking Fair Enough commercials.
"Why don't we change names?" "ZOMG!! LOLLZZZ THAT SO FUNNNAYY!!!!" |
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History's Greatest, Mr. E
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Any of those "I'm Loving It" McDonald's commercials. They all fucking suck and stereotype the hell out of our generation, basically. Fucking faggots.
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"Ask him!"
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"Don'tcha wanta Fanta?"
OMG I DO NOT WANTA FANTA! GO THE FUCK AWAY CRAZY GIRLS DRESSED AS FRUITS! |
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Tedious Inevitability
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McDonalds - I'm Loving It
Jamster - Crazy Frog |
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Sisukas Mies
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Go Choke on a Chode
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Come to think of it, all commercials piss me off, because I feel like I'm being talked down to just about every time. Condescending bastards.
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The one Levi's commercial where he is making jeans and gives them to his gf, but doesn't really, dksufgfsjg hate it.
And the one Saturn commercial, where there is a women, talking, and she is like, my baby boy was 3 days late. I thought I would be pregnant forever. That's why I bought a Saturn. wtf, makes no sense. |
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It's Hammer Time
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Also... There's this MAsterCard one... It's like "being there when he changes his mind on running away to the circus: Priceless" and it shows this little kid walking along the street with a suitcase while his mom is slowly stalking after him in her car. WTF. Your son is running away. And all you do is follow him in your car? |
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HOw about the Visa Check Card commercial with all the superheros?
Or any of those god damn maxi pad commercials. *shudders* |
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quesque fuck?
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Best commercial ever?
I'm Bringing PICKELS! |
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Subway
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Spammy Certified
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"Whats that?" "LOL almonds n' shit" |
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That Dairy Queen one where the Indian scientist asks the other scientist what the scientific purpose of talking to bees was.
http://www.dairyqueen.com/en-US/DQ+Ads/default.htm |
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That DQ one gave me a chuckle the first time, but after the 1000th time it aired I was sick of it.
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The Caption Crippler
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Agreed on the Fanta one
Also I really get annoyed with those M-azing commercials. Just go up to the candy bar and OPEN IT!!!! Oh, and for old annoying commercials, all I have to say is "Let's go girls" |
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The Gillette commercials where the words don't remoely match up with there lips.
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The Reckless One
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Fucking car dealership commercials.
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*Oh Sh*t*
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Sylvan commercials
Kidz bop commercials any commercials with kids singing |
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love yourself
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Superslim would rather see the kids dancing then singing
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R.I.P Tanner
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The Foxtel adds for Raw, Smackdown, Velocity and Heat piss me off, mainly because almost half the wrestlers on them are not around anymore ie; Shanon moore, the Rock, Stone Cold, Maven, so on and so on.
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#27 |
"Steven, your fossa!"
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I hate the commercials that are all black and white and its just models posing with the sorta
![]() ![]() It annoys me when they say "use this and girls will sleep with you!" like the lynx (Axe in America,I believe) commercial Any ringtone commercials. Any commercials with Carl Vorderman.She makes me yawn everytime. Commercials that have nothing to do with the product. Commercials that rely heavily on sex (mainly Dance CDs and mens bodysprays do that) Commercials that take up like 2 minutes of tv time,espeacially if there singing. overly cheesy Comercials. I think thats all.The best way to get me intrested in a product is to either make me laugh or get to the point and excite me. Just so you know,despite the list being long I am a very lovable guy ![]() |
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I think its for DirecTV Sunday Ticket. Where the guy is singing in a football jersey
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#29 |
"Ask him!"
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Those penis enlargement commercials with the people with the huge fuckin grins on their faces. What the fuck?
"I'm smiling because my penis is one-twelfth of an inch longer!" GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV! |
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#30 |
History's Greatest, Mr. E
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I like backpacks and I cannot lie
I wanna shoot myself in the fucking eye |
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The Classic Dylan Staples
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This commercial that was on a while ago, a dad talked about his great relationship with his son and said he was going to be "that dad," so he bought a Saturn.
Also Cialix or something commericl where the old couple take two bathtubs and baths on top of a mountain |
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It's Clobbering Time!
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Any fucking ringtone adverts
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love yourself
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yeah I wanna kill Saturn commercials.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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The new M&M hippy comercial pisses me right off
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Why So Curious?
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The old Old Navy commercials which spoofed old TV shows. Those were VERY stupid and didn't make any sense.
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*Oh Sh*t*
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those stupid idiotic popsicile commercials with that penis head guy with a cape given the kids popsicles to do retarded stuff with.
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History's Greatest, Mr. E
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I bet that actually IS Sir-Mix-a-Lot doing the Target commercial.
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Ipod adds.. Watching a shadow Person dance in a colourful background doesnt make me want to buy an Ipod.. maybe it's the Fanart.
Ringtone adds. That retarded Frog and yellow ball of Fluff.. I can't believe how easily brainwashed this nation is. Insurance adds..zzzzz any add that lasts longer than 5 minutes trying to get you to buy a Hoover or a Kitchen Spoon or The best romantic 80's songs. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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K-swiss Comercials
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\m/(-.-)\m/
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this might be a little long, but i need to vent here.
ALL FUCKING GM COMMERCIALS this is coming from a very disapointed consumer who doesnt like having his intellegence insulted. first off, Led Zeplin as the theme music for Cadilac cars and Cadilac SUV's is just bullshit. Trying to make it seem as if people that buy Escalades are into "rockin" is nonesense. those commercials for those cars with that Zeplin song just irk me. second, what theyre saying and what the truth is are two different things: they say - "we are proud to give everyone our emplyee discount" they mean - "we are slashing prices because we are going bankrupt because no one is buying our BORING line up of cars and our gamble that everyone would want to buy a truck or an SUV is blowing up in our face." they say - "we are proud to have 50 vehicles that get 29 mpg." they mean - "you can choose from 50 boring vehicles that wont be worth 1/10 of what you paid for it in two years. we have literally at least 3 of each and every car, but with a different name. and we do not believe in exciting, yet affordable performance vehicles. we will leave that to FORD. however we will slap SS badges on a few of our 4 and 6 cylinder front wheel drives, and we'll even throw an LS1 and slap GTO badges on a Grand Prix. what could be cooler than paying $40,000 for a bastardization of the original muscle car and getting your tail whipped by a '93-'02 Z28, for which we never thought would be a good idea to advertise the fact that the '93-'02 Camaro/Firebird enjoyed a MAJOR PERFORMANCE ADVANTAGE over it's rival, the Ford Mustang GT, nor do we recognize that while the Camaro/Trans Am were not huge market sellers, they were basically rolling billboards that say "buy GM." American Revolution, my ass. |
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