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Old 08-26-2005, 09:21 AM   #1
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Old 08-26-2005, 09:31 AM   #2
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Finally they found a way to tell people Super Crazy is cool.
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Old 08-26-2005, 09:32 AM   #3
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With the help of Chris Benoit, OJ demonstrates how NOT to pick pocket someone witout drawing attention to yourself.



Smackdown writers got confused when they were told to make Booker T apologize on Friday Smackdown. Instead they turned it into Friday Night at the Apollo and focused th entire show on Booker T, Sharmmell, and OJ.



Xpac returns as X-Paco
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Old 08-26-2005, 09:37 AM   #4
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Special guest ref Rey, raises the hands of the new tag team champs



Benoit had just become another victim of JBL's evil frown



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Old 08-26-2005, 09:53 AM   #5
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Batista: Meeeeee... Me me me!


Shawn: HUNTER! HUNTER HUNTER HUNNNNTERRRR! JOHNNY USED THE SUPER KIIIICK!
Hunter: Well, we'll be sure that he'll be in a match with Bob Holly next week!
Shawn: This is why I love you man!


Christian: Yeah?
Booker: Yeah, ten times.
Christian: And Sharmel?
Booker: Hunter took her away while we used the hotel room...


Ken Kennedy has mastered the art of deadly hand puppets.
Tony: Yeeeah... That's great, Ken...


FISHY FAAAACE!


Juvi: YOU A HOMIE!
(Super Crazy whispers in his ear.)
Juvi: Really? HomO!?


It's one thing to steal a shirt, but once you start stealing Italian restaurant place mats and start making them into shirts, that's when you've crossed the line.


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Old 08-26-2005, 10:17 AM   #6
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MEMO FROM VINCE : referee's will now be required to wear masks
to prevent victimization after screw jobs




OJ:Say it bitch!
Benoit: okay okay..I love black people



I found it..it was lodged in HHH's ass.




Bwah Gawwd..wait thats someone elses catch phrase.

FUCK TNA!



This is how you're supposed to make your face.


the worst clothesline ever.



Ref..I could you stand over there while i cheat?


Booker hasnt mastered the 69 position.



say uncle..say..


Its your line..no..its your..is it?

This is my invisble friend. I'd rather play with him than you..nanannnaaananana


Booker picks up a hooker - a la Hugh Grant


Macho man - the mexican version


stupid pic



Vince as he talks to bret on the phone : look, this is how you should promote a DvD
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Old 08-26-2005, 10:22 AM   #7
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Ironic really, Christian's own set was trying to tell him the direction of his push
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Old 08-26-2005, 10:25 AM   #8
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Batista:I hope he doesn't realise we've got the belts wrong way round.
Benoit: Wait.....

Cowboy: Damn it, this ain't no rodeo! Shoulda turned left at that signpost!

What the hell Rico has done to himself!?

As they looked into each others eyes they realised:
Booker: (thinking) I'm never gonna be champ!
Christian: (thinking) Neither am I!

Kennedy?In a jamaican accent) So the little fishie swam, and then I chopped me daddies head off with a machete.
Chimmel: Now that's a gimmick!

Despite the failure of such ventures as the XFL, Vince is confident of the success of WWE: The shopping channel.
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Old 08-26-2005, 10:28 AM   #9
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The gay nazi gimmick was a surprising success.
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Old 08-26-2005, 10:36 AM   #10
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Old 08-26-2005, 10:46 AM   #11
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Batista felt uneasy knowing that Rey had a black penis.



And the first ever Toss Grapes into the wrestler's mouth Match was on!



Dave is happy as the angels shine down on him in approval.



Outback Jack makes his WWE Return.



Bob: You're looking more and more like the Mailman Everyday!

Randy: DON'T SAY THAT! It'll ruin my push!



Johnny Just knocked the SPIT out of Heidenreich.



A Few seconds later, the fans would go insane for Johnny's Devastating Moonsault into a DDT.



Heidenreich: A ROACH! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!



To permanently discredit matches with Luchadores in it, the cameramen are instructed to take pictures of each other.



Christian: You've had too much to drink, buddy. Let's get you home.



Booker: You know what this means, right?

Christian: Yes I do... Matt should have known that they'll bury anyone that is NOT one of their pet projects.



Kenny: I challenge you... to a duel!



Booker: Don't leave me, I don't wanna get fired.



"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka has really let himself go...



Vastardikai: Point to the person whose Constipated.



Randy points to the only reason why he got a WWE Contract, let alone any kind of push.
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Old 08-26-2005, 11:27 AM   #12
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Benoit & Batista:We Are The Champions My Friend
Rey:Hey Wait Thats Not Right


OJ:Say It Say It
Benoit:Ok Ok WAZZZZZZZZZZUP
JBL:Oh Hell Gotta Go Take A Shit


Orton:Hey Eddie Guererro Stole My Cast


Heidenreich See's Jilian Hall And Freaks Out
Heidenreich:Oh My God Whats That On Her Face


Thenext Thing To Be Banned By The Network.....Interacial Gay Sex


Juvi:Yo Let Me Go Man
Christian:Not Until You Do What I Said
Juvi:Ok Ok Captain Charisma Is The Greatest Superhero Of All Time
Christian:Thank You


Ebony And Ivory


Ken:What You've Never Seen A Man Dance With An Imaginary Woman
Chimel:And I Thought Eugene Was Retarded
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Old 08-26-2005, 12:03 PM   #13
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OJ: WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT ME ?!

Benoit: Never!


"Arg, get him! That bear stole my picnic basket! "


Heidenreich learned from then on, to NEVER interrupt Nitro during his Michael Jackson impression.


Heidenreich: Why isn't my baby eating his food?! WHY!

Ref: Um... what baby?


THE POOOOUUUUUUUNNNNNCEEE !!


Christian: I gotta have a push... any push... YOURS!

Psychosis: Que?

Christian: ...GIVE TU PUSH-O !


Booker: What are you looking at?!

Christian: Oh, I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes.


Chimmel never did get what the five fingers said to the face, but it sure did hurt like hell figuring it out.


Booker's way out of getting out of Sharmell's arguments: Following arrows, DDR-style.


It MUST be the 90's. Look, it's the Weasal, bu-ddy.


The Ortons promoting the new WWE DVD: "The Best of No-sells".

- ughh... over. -
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Old 08-26-2005, 03:37 PM   #14
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OJ: Make me some damn coffee now!
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Old 08-27-2005, 04:05 AM   #15
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Batista: No, seriously... did they get your name right, Benoit?
Benoit: Not unless my last name is Ty Hemme.
Batista: Oh man...


OJ: And step three, squint your eyes.
Benoit: Is this a good angry face?
JBL: No, stupid, THIS IS AN ANGRYFACEAAAUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!


Batista: Heh heh, real funny, now there's not even a NAME PLATE on this belt anymore!


Orton: You no good, dirty rascal! Git back here!!


Bob: Son, do you shower regularly?
Randy: What?


Nitro: That's the worst angry face ever! Take THIS!!


Heidenreich botches a snap mare takedown.


Heidy: Ref...I have...just one last wish...
Robinson: What's that, Jon?
Heidy: Please, just...pull...my finger...
Robinson: Err...


Crazy: No! Get off of me, you silly man! [slaps Booker's head playfully]


Christian: Hey, I got one question...
Psicosis: Si?
Christian: Where can I get my hair done like yours?


Christian: Did you just call me a sucka? Tell me...you did not...just say that...


Kennedy: Yes, Stevie Richards is now my manager, and we're getting along just FINE, thank you!


Booker: Please, wait until after the commercial break to do your Midcarder-Sucking-Dick-For-A-Push impression. I've seen it a million times and, quite frankly, I find it offensive...that I never got a push as a result...


Juventud: Dat guy right dere? He is the HOMO, ese!
Crazy: Hey, wait up, mang! This ting can only go 10, 15 at the most!


Crazy: Look at what I found on eBay, holmes!


Randy: This guy right 'ere, is the... er, man.
Bob: [sotto voce] Yoooouuu were gonna say "homo", weren't you?
Randy: Pfft.
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Old 08-27-2005, 12:34 PM   #16
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Crazy: YOU'RE A HOMO!
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Old 08-27-2005, 12:52 PM   #17
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Finally, the rightful parents were restored, With the wedding belts retrieved, Benoit and Batista had won their adopted son once and for all.



OJ: ...And if your Kane impression is less than FLAWLESS, I will tickle you mercilessly!



And with the new WWE-matic title belt deflector, you too can draw light away from that embarrassing shiny spot on your head.



"You're a witch!"
"Homo, dad."
"what? That doesn't make any sense..."



"Now son, explain this to me again. Why would I call Holly a bum?"



Cole: Quick shot by Mercury!"
Tazz: I thought he was Nitro?
Cole: They both look like Rico to me...



"And Heidenreich's making him his 'special' friend, if you know what I mean Cole."

"I don't know what you mean. Are you talking, like, Eugene or something?"



"You're..."

Cole: He's fighting for every breath!

"You're a..."

Tazz: I think he's got it...

"You're a HOMO!"


Nap time in midair.



"Holy shit, man, you're greasier than I thought!"



"What, do I still have some Jerry Curl juice on me?"



"Over the river and through the woods...Come on, man, you know the words, SING ALONG!"



Sharmelle showing why she was Miss Black America.



Cole: Wow, Bret Hart has really let himself go.

Tazz: ...



Tazz: Wow, Corey Feldman has really let himself go.

Cole: ...



Always a team player, Randy congratulates the Undertaker for being the better man.
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Old 08-27-2005, 12:56 PM   #18
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Tony: Yeeeah... That's great, Ken...
This was awesome beyond words.
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Old 08-27-2005, 01:10 PM   #19
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Has anyone noticed how in most pics, something is pointing somewhere even the peep show arrow...
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Old 08-27-2005, 01:31 PM   #20
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Has anyone noticed how in most pics, something is pointing somewhere even the peep show arrow...
Even the arrow? The arrow's what I'd MOST expect.
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Old 08-27-2005, 02:39 PM   #21
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that took me a long time to work out
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