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Old 10-02-2005, 09:00 AM   #1
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Wrestlers Alternative Career
If the wwe was to suddenly go under tomorrow what alternative jobs do you think today’s wrestlers would have.

Feel free to include past wrestlers or wrestlers from other promotions.


Christian- One of those comedians that insults everyone in the bar.

Kurt Angle- Motivational Speaker ( after all he won a gold medal with a freaking broken neck)

Vince McMahon- Male Model (because of the strut he does in his entrance)

Ric Flair- Male Gigolo

Torrie Wilson- Prostitute

Randy Orton- Obviously a gay porn actor


Undertaker- An undertaker
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Old 10-02-2005, 09:10 AM   #2
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Serious answer- TNA

Jokes answers

HHH- President, if his politicking powers are as good as the people on this forum say then he is a shoe in.

Batista- Chippendale's dancer. Have you seen the cabbage patch he does?

John Cena Dr.Dre's bitch aka Eminim II

RVD- Distributer of copious amounts of cannabis aka Drug Dealer.
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Old 10-02-2005, 09:13 AM   #3
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I'm sure this has been done before.
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Old 10-02-2005, 02:35 PM   #4
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JBL - President of the United States "I am a political god!"
Undertaker - funeral director
Mick Foley - Stuntman
Hogan - Priest in church. "Whatcha gonna do when Jesus runs wild on you brother?!"

Yeah, some of them are lame.
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:00 PM   #5
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Carlito - Lead Singer of a classic Sludge Metal Cover Band.

don't believe me? (the origin of all the King Buzzo jokes...)



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Old 10-02-2005, 11:01 PM   #6
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Cena: Rapper By Night, Serving me "Chicken Fries" by day.
HHH: Self-Employed Motivational Speaker. Only motivates himself.
RVD: Police Narc, or Drug Sniffing Dog.
Kurt Angle: Wrestling Coach in Michigan.
Vince McMahon: Pope.
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:26 AM   #7
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Old 10-03-2005, 03:13 PM   #8
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Old 10-03-2005, 03:17 PM   #9
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Sabu: Crash Test Dummy
Ken Kennedy: Boxing Announcer
TL Hopper: I dunno.
Repo Man: Absolutely no clue.
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Old 10-03-2005, 06:35 PM   #10
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Repo Man: Absolutely no clue.
Professional golfer, damnit!
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Old 10-04-2005, 04:28 AM   #11
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HHH was going to be a door to door window salesmen, they had to fire him though as he doesn't sell anything

ZING!
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Old 10-04-2005, 08:49 AM   #12
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Matt Hardy is going to be a stuntsman after he leaves the WWE.

After all he can never die.
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Old 10-04-2005, 12:16 PM   #13
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Professional golfer, damnit!
You really think he has potential as a Professional Golfer? Whatever. Next thing you know, you're gonna tell me that Kane has a future as a Dentist, Hardcore Holly has potential as a Racecar Driver, Chris Kanyon has got a good shot at being a Construction Worker or William Regal & Doink the Clown could be Lumberjacks.
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Old 10-04-2005, 04:04 PM   #14
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Gene Snitsky - abortionist
i'm giving you rep for that LMAO


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