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Old 01-17-2006, 05:45 PM   #1
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*Waves to CANADIAN*

Sadly, the old days are gone, my friend.

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Old 01-17-2006, 06:01 PM   #2
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It's obvious here that Lita handled the following pictures...






Edge: HEY! Didn't we use this picture LAST week?



Ric: Lita, honey, you don't do side-saddle on piggyback rides



Daivari's 619 is considered much better than Rey's...



Hoping for a continued push, Kane offers a Sacrifice of a Charismatic youngster as a Roast Pig...
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Old 01-17-2006, 06:31 PM   #3
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While Edge gave the microphone some head, Lita was wondering how to give the title sex.


Lita does her best to stop Edge from discovering that she had a little extra piece of equiptment that no female should have.


Vince clapped his hands for Shawn for a great match, but that was before Shawn telling Vince that he just gave him the only good match he would have on this shitty show tonight.



Two weeks in a row now that Snisky had something to actually DO on RAW.


ANGLE: COAT!!! MINE!!! FOR MY BOD!! FOR MY GREAT BOD!!



Our worst fears come true: All of Cena's gay jokes brought to light in the form of Chris Masters.



EDGE: So, Cena, how exactly did you spin this again? You put two fingers into the hole and just flick them quickly?
CENA: Yeah, just like how you spin Lita.
MASTERS: WHAT THE HELL?! Why couldn't I master that?



EDGE: Lita made love to this belt. LOOK!!!
CENA: OH GOOD GOD, NO, KEEP IT AWAY!!
MASTERS: Can I see?
CENA: Sicko!


Mark Henry knew he needed someone to replace Mae Young, but there weren't any 80 year old females around, so he got himself a sex change and stalked Vince McMahon. We pickup when they are halfway to first base.


THE CAT: [singing] SOMEBODY CALLED MY MOMMA!!!





Can I be in Victoria's place.


"You, stay there. I just have to molest Ashely to top Lita as being the biggest on-camera slut in the locker room."



KANE: Quick, give me a spindal so I can roast him. Dat...dat's HOT!!


HOT BALL-GRABBING ACTION!!




The spear was so great that Edge sent Ric Flair back to when people still gave a shit about him.


FLAIR: WHAT?! No one gives a shit about me anymore. NOOOOOOOO!!!



Apparently Edge got offended when he found out that no one geave a shit about him in this time era, either.



Oh damn, will you look at that. The glass ceiling was higher than expected this time.



Flair was content that people gave a shit about him in any time era...if only he could wipe off that shit he had on his face. (I hope someone gets this joke).


Cena was shocked that two angels came to meet him from behind him...only to be disappointed that they also thought he sucked.


EDGE: You might wonder why Lita has that face. Well, just remember, I didn't win Lita over with just my LOOKS!!


Yeah, I know they suck this week.
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Vince: And YOU... YOU may NEVER see my daughter again! Steve, stun him, and Steph, GET OVER HERE!
Angle:


It's raining managers, hallelujah it's raning managers, amen!


Momma: Mmmm hmm, you'll do......


Momma: ....NOW GET IN MAH BELLAH!


Before you ask, yes, Carlito had that apple for lunch, and yes, Kane has his hand up Carlito's ass.


WWE Championship Reign: Over 10 years in the wrestling business.
Sex with Lita: $500 a visit to the clinic.
Having your balls yanked off so you're not attracted to Lita anymore: Priceless.


Ric: I lived by the sword, and I shall die by the sword.
*Stabs self*
Ric: ...... DAMMIT TIM! YOU GAVE ME THE RUBBER SWORD!
Tim: Hey, if I can't kill myself what makes you think I could assist you?


God: I'm so glad that Edge is ending the show tonight. I-


God: ... WHY ME!? WHYYYYY!?
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Ric: NO STEPH!!! NO MORE!!!
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Trying to cash in on Cena's popularity, Edge came out in a camo cap, with a spinner belt and a hooker drag queen.





Edge steals Juvi's "Rock-Gimmick-Stealing" Gimmick.




"And I felt a lump..."




"Hey Amy, are they...Lopsided?"




Vince: Now Edge, is it true you called Kurt a Doodoohead?
Edge:...Yes.
Vince: And Kurt, is it true you called his girlfriend a lopsided whore?
Kurt: She started it! She called me "Mr. Clean" And...
Vince: Don't make me put you all in the Time-Out Chamber!



"Shawn, I thank you for converting me to Christianity, and setting me on the path of God's love...But does your hand have to be on my DICK?"




That's right, Grampa...It's spankin' time!




Kurt was all for a heel tactic or two, but he would not abide by "Smear the Queer."




"Waitaminute...Is that...Ric's jacket?"




"Hey Kurt, that chick in the front row's checking you out...DON'T LOOK!"




Cena knew he was screwed now that he could not hulk up.




Edge: Woah, did I walk in on a screening of Brokeback mountain?




Edge: This is mine! All mine!
Cena: Then why haven't you gotten rid of the spinner pla....
Edge: SHUT UP!



In a strange twist of fate, two gay men savagely attack a skinhead.




"And you stay like that til you've learned your lesson!"




"Hands...So...Cooooold..."




Big Show was pleased that Shelton's Mama was following his diet plan.




Triple H: *whispers* I wish I would quit you.
Big Show: Oh, for the love of God, why did Vince even SHOW that movie?




Did someone say...Hoedown?




WWE Drag Queen Diva Search






Styles: They named it the Widows Peak because of the tent King pitches every time a woman is up in that position...




Trish: You're a homo...Did I say you could stop?




"I'm a hobo? What the Hell does that mean?"




Carlito had never seen Kane this pissed. As he retreated, fighting against the inevitable death he was about to face, he wished he had never played "got your nose."




"Bite down on this while I check your prostate."




"Somebody call my mama!"




On this day
I see clearly
I can sing really high




"Mine are lopsided? You're a damn Picasso!"




Flair's new gimmick, "Ric the Red" Did poorly when Technicolor sued the WWE.



"Ugggh...I'm being beaten by a clown."




The cameraman took time to admire Flair's back nipples.




Edge: Wow, Ric, your fatsuit really slows your falls.
Flair: What fatsuit?
Edge: ...




Never squeeze a pigeon.




Finally winning, Edhe managed to pull half of Lita's bra down off the flagpole.




"Let our powers combine!"




Edge flips off the Lord.




Edge tries to do Lita's DDT perfectly.




"What do you mean, steroid test in half an hour?"




"What's that? Why are they cheering him?"

"You mean charisma?"
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IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT LITA IS BURNING!


Here we see Lita in her homemade "shirt".


Cena: Cena mad! Cena gonna smash!
Masters: No John, No! Think of the children!


Show: Hello small mammal.


Data: We seem to have emerged in the time period when Edge was WWE Champion.
Picard: Fire Photon torpedos.
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Old 01-17-2006, 08:06 PM   #8
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Data: We seem to have emerged in the time period when Edge was WWE Champion.
Picard: Fire Photon torpedos.
I normally hate Star Trek, but ROFL.
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Old 01-17-2006, 08:08 PM   #9
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Vince: Last week i have reason to believe Lita botched sex with you Adam, if this continues, i will have to hand her over to the proper authorities.
Angle and Daivari: Finally we get some ass.


Vince is celebrating, he finally has someone better than Linda in bed with him.


Shows happy that someone followed his old slogan of 'Chicks dig it Big'
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:33 PM   #10
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Edge: This belt gives me more pleasure than Lita ever did and hell at least i dont get injured every time i "play" with it


Vince: Now you do realise that title is going to my son er i mean my son in law very soon


Angle: Daivari that bird shit right on your shirt


Where will you be when your diarhea(sp) comes back


Edge: Hey John i forgot to tell you where Lita put this belt last night

Edge: Here smell it
Cena: Oh god it smells like the new cheesy bean and rice burrito from Taco Bell...damn that bitch is a freak
Masters: Oh let me smell please let me smell


Momma: Oh you big hunk of white chocolate momma's gonna give you a spanking


Show: Well you know what they say once you go black you never go back


Introducing the newest group in the WWE
Whore,Slut and Tramp...How do we tell them apart you ask...well we dont cause they all 3 answer to each name


Trish: Wow this is fun lets go back to my room and try this naked
King: PUPPIES PUPPIES PUPPIES


Trish: Hey section 28 row 6 seat 8 YOU'RE A HOMO


Mickie James is not impressed at all by Steven Richards strip tease on WWE Unlimited


Kane: Hey i'm like up to my elbow here somebody get this furry headed bastard off me


The WWE's new test for hernia's did'nt go over will with Shelton

And it definitly did'nt go over very well with Edge


Ric: O'Haire is that you??
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:37 AM   #11
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Joey Styles: SHARPSHOOTER!
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Flair: Oh god....O'Haire...WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU
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Jake Busey follows David Arquette in the fine tradition of C list celebrity champions.



Vince takes Candice's godaddy dance for a spin.



Kane and Big Show set out on the hunt. Kane supplies a nice apple scented caribbean dish....



...while Big Show supplies the dark meat.
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The road to Wrestlemania is long and hard....




Don't forget to take a snack
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Edge: IF YA SMELL LALALALALA... Who the champ... is f*cking!


Vince: I said Pull my finger, dammit! Or else I'll make you have to keep Lita as your manager.
Kurt: Yeah, why do you think I've had Omar with me for months. You're my ticket out of this arangement.
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