My Rumble Idea

[FourFifty]

Here’s a basic list of a chain of events I’d like to see happen in the Royal Rumble. No spoilers, just “Vince, if you’re reading this, and you love your right thumb, you’ll do this!”
…I wish I had that sort of power… But I digress.

Let’s enter a few random jobbers as participants 1-5. Let’s say… Carltio, Chavo, Simon Dean, Joey Mercury, Matt Hardy, and Big Vis. Who is Lucky Number 6? The Big Show!
So The Show enters the ring and cleans house. Right as the countdown begins he takes out the last person. Who gets the number 7 spot?
Bobby “Potentially the future of the industry if the writers don’t screw this up” Lashley
Or
The Coach
So it takes Lashley a little under two minutes to take out The Big Show with a lariat that sends The Show over the top. The only problem is Lasley inadvertently takes himself out.
If it The Coach, he kicks The Show in the nuts after a minute of The Show laughing at him. Same ending, but it’ll take The Coach a few more lariats to throw The Show over the top.
This means the next person to enter the ring can pose for a little while.
Ain’t no stoppin’ me NOW!!!!!
Shelton hits the ring. He’s happy, he’s showing off, then when the next person hits the ring…
Charlie Hass, wearing a Raw shirt! Neither of them win it, but set it up for a wrestlemania match.