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LAKE SHOW HOES
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Will Tim White be the life of the party?
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Oh no! A cliffhanger!
What WILL that wily ol' Tim White do NEXT?? |
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Boss
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They're just not funny if he doesn't kill himself.
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ROFL "his head is so thick, not even the hitmans amour piecing bullets do the job"
Ridiculas. "This is wise Mr White" I think they done this so they can think up new ideas on how to attempt to kill him. |
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"You know what, Mr. White? This IS wise!"
Edit: Oops. Didn't refresh to see Disturbed's comment Last edited by tucsonspeed6; 04-06-2006 at 05:08 PM. |
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Tim's finally done it. He's realized that he HAS to kill Matthews instead of himself.
IT'S A TRAP! IT'S A TRAP! IT'S A TRAP! |
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Alive
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I was praying for it to be Anthrax like Josh suggested.
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...IN HD!!!!
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Tim is going to give Josh alcohol poisoning.
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The series finale next week! We'll be back next Fall with more of Timmy's Dastardly Deeds!
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You know something...that laugh at the end is really telling. He's going to blow up the Tap!
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ROFLMAO! That was the "line" Tim's had all series (if you don't count gargling sounds as lines).
Hilarious stuff! Can't wait to see what they come up with next week! ![]() |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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"Tim White's head is so thick that despite the accuracy of the sniper's armor piercing bullet..."
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand "Pop goes the Weasel."
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Lunchtime Suicide is crap.
So why do I watch it EVERY week?? It's going too far in the name of "entertainment". The day I watched Tim White hang himself on "Lunchtime" was the same day I found out a good mate of mine had done the same thing. Suicide ain't a comedy topic. And Groundhog Day already played this gimmick to death (no pun intended) 13 years ago. |
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Yeah if you knew someone who did it I wouldn't like it
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But so can war, and they've made war comedies. So can rape, and George Carlin has a very good routine around that. So can murder, and we know how that turns out in WB cartoons. Poverty? That's never funny...Unless it's on cable. Don't use the "a friend of mine killed themselves" line as a reason to say this isn't a laughing matter or whatever. It may not be funny to you, because it hit home on the same day, but that's you, and not wholly realistic nor reflective of whether things that are horrible can be funny. "When you give your whole life to your heart's desire, they find you face down in the bottom of a wishing well" --The Swinging Steaks. |
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Maybe because you're...retarded? |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Apparently, he wants us to feel as nauseated as he does over the Time White segments?
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During the HHH/Katie Vick angle, my great grandmother was dug up and violated. I feel your pain, NeanderCarl.
I'm joking, for anyone on the slow side. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Sorry about that, Jabba.
I suppose it would have been less horrible if I wasn't ALSO wearing a Kane mask. |
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I should be the one apologising...
SHE DIED OF AIDS |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Good thing I alway wear a condom when rpaing the dead.
Practice safe necrophillia, y'all. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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If only Vince would do the same when raping a beloved wrestler.
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I like a dark comedy as much as anybody else. Yeah, this material CAN be funny, as it was in the aforementioned Groundhog Day. But how can you justify it as part of a wrestling promotion? With a character who doesn't even wrestle, therefore won't benefit in any way from these skits? And on a website that probably millions of children visit every day? I'm not trying to be a moral preacher here. A wrestling referee who tries to kill himself every week for no apparent reason and with no apparent punchline in sight... THAT'S "retarded". |
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Having a weekly suicide skit where a referee gets shot, electrocuted, has his head chopped off by a fan etc. then shows up completely unharmed the next week, readily available on a website which children are probably watching, is completely irresponsible and yes, it IS nauseating. What kind of message does it send out to the more impressionable viewers? That eating rat poison is FINE because you'll be back for more next week? Lunchtime Suicide doesn't offend me on a personal level. But I do think it's rather sad and quite wrong. And anyone who wants to have a rather personal dig at me over the suicide of my mate... well, I wouldn't have expected it off some of you guys, I thought you were mature, intelligent posters from what I'd seen of you on TPWW.net before, especially Kane Knight who I've had a lot of respect for in the past. It's quite unneccessary. But there you go. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Honestly, it only became a joke after a bunch of wankers were complaining like a bunch of blubbering vaginas.
WWE found a way out--The easy way out. Oh, but it's different with Groundhog's day...Because mumumumumu...Shut the Fuck Up. What was it your stupid ass just said? "Suicide ain't a comedy topic?" You want to talk about "retarded," Running to the BAH GAWD WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN! line is pretty retarded. And what "punchline" is needed beyond the one delivered within their own skit? When you've stopped being a big, sloppy, blubbering vagina, please let us know. |
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MITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Do you want to fucking whip it out, and see whose story is more horrible? And then pretend that I'm jumping over you like it's because your friend died? Mumumumumu...You're mocking me for my suffering... No, I'm jumping over you bringing it up in close context to some heavyhanded shit about how suicide is never funny, the proximity to which sure as fuck makes it look like you're saying "MY FRIEND DIED. THIS ISN'T FUNNY." EG, as though a leads to b. Fuuuuuurther, don't bring up "mature" and "intelligent" posting, when you bring up your buddy's suicide. Fuck you. You want intelligent discussion, you don't go for that. That's below the belt, and anathema to intelligent and mature discussion. And then you try and turn it into some bullshit "think of the children!!!!!!" shtick, which is utterly stupid. Like it leaves a bigger impression than cartoons, Kurt Cobain, or emo records. Like this isn't the same argument used to censor everything from Saturday morning cartoons to music to video games, because impressionable kids play super mario and learn to KILL! And kids see Wile E. Coyote fall off a cliff and live and then THEY JUMP OFF CLIFFS! BAH GAWD! THINK OF THE CHILDREN STUNNER NINE ELEVEN THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON! You've chosen literally one of the lowest arguments you could, and are surprised that you don't get treated to a serious, intelligent debate. Boo fucking hoo. |
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I'm sorry, Carl. You're the only person who's ever had a friend kill themself. I should pull my punches when you bring them up, because there's no way I could ever fathom the loss you felt that day, and how horrible it must be that it coincidentally happened on the same day as a "lunchtime suicide" skit. It must be heart wrenching, as nobody was ever the victim of coincidence in the face of tragedy either. Jabba, he's special, and dammit, bringing up his friend's suicide should be an immunity idol, rendering him immune to criticism. |
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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It's complaints like these that got Hassan banned from Smackdown. It's just television... people complain that wrestling isn't real, yet when some touchy topic comes up it becomes real enough to complain about. Anyway, it got boring after the Fan suicide, I just didn't find the sniper one funny, but now i'm glad they're going a different direction with this, maybe we'll see the conclusion of it all next week. They can't make this fresh forever. |
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My mistake, sorry NeanderCarl.
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OMG! WE SHOULD ALL MAKE SURE TO NOT MAKE FUN OF CARL BECAUSE HIS FRIEND HUNG HIM SELF THE SAME DAY THAT THE TIM WHITE HANGS OUT EP WAS AIRED!
Hey dude...get over yourself. It's a fucking joke thing the WWE started. I, like many others, find it really funny. Sorry if you don't but hey...why should we stop watching just because you're hurt? Fuck you and all that shit boy. We don't give a shit. |
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Come of it, can NO-ONE here see my point?
There's no comparison between LUNCHTIME FUCKIN' SUICIDE and Power Rangers. The show can keep running forever for all I care, and I will probably watch it too. I just think it's a very dodgy subject to be making light of, as far as a wrestling promotion is concerned. That's all. I'm not looking for pity, or even saying I've "suffered". I'm saying it's an insensitive subject for a show which really doesn't have any point to it. So, KK, let's not go down that route of "anything you've done, I've done twice". It isn't a competition, pal. But surely you, of all people on this board, should have some understanding of where I'm coming from??? I'm not saying BAN it. I would suggest they should put some kind of warning on it, like an 15-certificate (if not 18). Re: Hassan and various similar examples. Hassan could be deemed offensive to an Arab-American who does feel stereotyped or victimised. If one such Arab-American came online here, would you all belittle him and tell him that he should stop being a pussy about the racist abuse he receives? Tear him a new asshole for simply opening up to the people on these boards? I didn't find it offensive, because I've never been in those shoes. Doesn't mean I can't empathise with those who have. You can justify Hassan in some way; it exposes the plight of people in that situation? He was a heel anyway and the audience reflected that? He was a wrestler and his actions were designed to strike a chord with the audience and line Mark Copani's pockets as a professional wrestler? In which case, I'm fine with it. It's a touchy topic, but it makes for some thoughtful and interesting television and people's careers are benefitting from it. Nobody benefits from Lunchtime Suicide. The skits themselves are at best mildly amusing, at worst completely horrible. Why are they trying to get Tim White over? Maybe he's getting a bit of cash for it every week? Not much for a web show. The only person who MAY benefit is Josh Matthews as it gives him more exposure and an opportunity to impress the higher-ups with his professionalism. Surely that would be better served trying to get a young up-and-comer over in a weekly interview slot rather than an injured ref. I know there's a lot of shit goes on the world that ends up as comedy material. You can either laugh or cry. If you guys knew me in real life, the you would see that I'm a very laidback, easygoing guy who LOVES to laugh, who LOVES comedy. My point is not "Don't ever make fun of anything EVER!". My point is that if you are going to make fun of suicide, turn it into a comedy sketch, leave it to the experts, the comedians... why bother making it a running, WEEKLY gag on a wrestling webshow? I just don't get the justification and I don't see the humour in it anymore. And the only reason I mentioned my friend was not "Oh look at me, I'm so offended because it's happened in my life to somebody I know, everybody feel sorry for me", I mentioned him simply because when it happened I suddenly realised that this was a topic that the clueless, immoral writers of the WWE should not be touching.... not because NOBODY should, but because it's WWE and their handling of "real life" subjects is usually crass and pathetic. I'd appreciate it if any responses to this post were polite, well-thought out critiques or point-counterpoints (as I try to provide other posters when I respond to them, for the most part) rather than just ripping into me, but I guess I know what to expect by this point. Last edited by NeanderCarl; 04-07-2006 at 12:26 AM. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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THIS IS DIFFERENT! IT'S ALWAYS DIFFERENT!
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