Would it be hard to land a job as a writer for WWE?

[The Naitch]

Like say you met all the criteria needed with experience and whatnot

And say you worked for network television for a while

Say you don't live anywhere near the east coast? Should you go apply at Titan Towers in person? How should you approach it? Start fromt he bottom? Suck some penis? What?

I'd figure the best thing to do is know someone first. Then work your way in, the usual shit.

side notes: Vince Russo started from the bottom since he sold TV's for a living. He went on to make $600,000 a year during the Atiitude era. He was basically attached to Vince's hip, and others envied him. He was a freelancer at first, but it was official just weeks before WrestleMania 10. And HBK was the only wrestler to threaten him.