Smackdown Spoilers

[Dave Youell]

Take them for what they are worth, if it's anything like last week i'll be posting more before the end of the day:





Dark/Velocity Matches

Sylvester (something) defeated Scotty 2 Hotty

Gunner Scott defeated Simon Dean via Belly-to-Belly Suplex

The Hurricane defeated Local Jobber

Tatanka defeated Local Jobber

The Mexicools defeated London and Kendrick via Psicosis roll-up in a non-title match

Some other match in here I forgot

Smackdown (Maybe not in exact order)

Kurt Angle defeated Rey Mysterio in a non-title match after a Belly-To-Belly from the inside to the floor for a countout

Matt Hardy defeated Nunzio via Twist of Fate. He also botched climbing up the second rope and fell backward ass-first onto the apron garnering a "YOU ****ED UP!" chant. Post match sees Vito come down to the ring in a dress and chasing Nunzio to the back

Ashley returns to Smackdown and does commentary when Jillian Hall defeated Kristal. Michelle McCool came out after the Jillian/Kristal match. She now has a teacher gimmick. Yes, we now have a hotter female Matt Striker.

Piper's Pit with Khali. We're informed here that Taker couldn't make it. Of course this didn't make sense for us at the show as he works the dark main event...

Khali beats on Piper after Piper *****-slaps Daivari

Finlay defeated Caden Matthews (Jobber) via Celtic Cross. Post match sees Finlay drag his midget out from under the ring, said midget goes nuts climbing on the announce table before entering the ring and kicking Caden's ass. Finlay then abuses the midget by stuffing him back under the ring.

Mark Henry SQUASHED Paul Burchill. Post match Mark slams him into the ringpost a few times as Burchill bleeds from the mouth. EMTs rush the ring (Funny enough I was right next to where they came through, they stood and watched Henry destroying Burchill casually while chatting)

Bobby Lashley defeated King Booker (Who has royal music and a full-on Regal "ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!" entrance) via Oklahoma Slam

Post match Lashley gets a beat down from Regal, Booker and Finlay who comes back down to assist for some reason. Booker forces Lashley to bow down to the king and kiss his feet

Dark Main Event: Undertaker defeated Khali and Henry via Chokeslam on Henry while Khali is tied up in the ropes. Huge, huge pops for Taker.

Promos included:

Batista returns in 38 days

Ken Kennedy returns next week

Sabu/Rey teaser for ONS2

And that's a wrap!