Comic Relief from RB yet again.

[Rock Bottom]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files...ranslator.html

First, click that link. Then cut a promo of your favorite wrestler. Copy and paste the translation here, and voila - we have a twelve year old cutting a promo online.

Here's mine.

Original Promo:

FINALLY. The Rock... HAS COME BACK... To RAW. You wanna come out here and run your mouth about The Rock? Well first let The Rock ask you a question. What is your name?

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IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS. The Rock will kick your monkey ass all over RAW! The Rock will kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush them. IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALOWWWWWWWWWW, WHAT THE ROCK, IS, COOKIN'.

TRANSLATED PROMO:

FINALY1111!! OMG WTF TEH ROK.!!1!1!11111!1!!!!!11 WTF HAS COMA BAK.11!11!!!!11!11111! OMG WTF 2 RAW!11!111 OMG WTF LOL U WANA COM3 OUT HERA AND RUN UR MOUTH ABOUT TEH ROK????!! WEL FIRST LET DA ROK ASK U A QUESTION11!1111! LOL WUT IS UR NME

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IT?!?!?! OMG DOESNT MATER WUT UR NM3 IS!!111!11 WTF LOL TEH ROK WIL KIK UR MONK3Y AS AL OVAR RAW1!!!111 TEH ROK WIL KIK UR TETH SO FAR DOWN UR THROAT U HAEV 2 STIK A 2THBRUSH UP UR AS 2 BRUSH THEM1!1! LOL IF YA SM3LLLLLLLLLLLALALALOWWWWW WT ROK IS COKIN!!!!1 OMG LOL