How To Use Khali Properly

**Theo Dious** · 03-22-2007, 09:44 AM

From another thread:

Quote:

Kane gets in the ring with The Great Khali after an expensive entrance, and he goes down after one chop, and Khali pins him with one foot. Khali then chops a "pregnant woman" (played by OVW's ODB). Khali then yells "There's no more competition!" as he climbs the entrance way. He is standing on top and Daivari comes out, and begs Khali not to do it. Model planes attached to strings then fly around Khali's head and Khali tries to swat them away.

This led me to say that Khali should never ever be in an actual match, except maybe a falls count anywhere deal. He should just be a run-in guy and a random destroyer. Since the IWC has taken such a shine to him, he should be our enforcer. Any time a match is getting a bad response from crowds, Khali should be sent in to chop the hell out of everyone. This would not only be quality entertainment, but it would encourage the wrestlers to put on good shows.

The bit about the model planes circling Khali's head, and the bit about Khali being afraid of planes, are both gold. Every episode of every bit of WWE programming could start with a report as to the current whereabouts of Khali. Basically he would be in position to make it to one or two tapings of each show per month, where he gets to do his quality control run-ins. Oddly enough, he makes it to every PPV. Every time he arrives at an arena, whatever is going on stops as the cameras shift to outside, where Khali is shown obliterating security and ripping doors off hinges to enter the building. (For added effect, it is the exact same video each week.)

JR: OH BAH GAWD! KHALI IS HERE! KHALI IS HERE!
Meanwhile Todd Grisham starts a weekly segment of "Where's Khali?" where he is shown driving around the country in a pickup truck, following Khali's tracks. He visits a demolished trailer park ("It weren't no tornado, it were a big guy with no shirt and black pants what ran around screaming ARGHEFEARGH!!!)

This leads to a new sort of match stipulation: The Escape from Hades match. The HIAC structure is used, except that up the ramp is a similarly constructed hallway. At the end is Khali, and in order to win you must pass a line that he is guarding. In an interbrand match involving Edge, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Rey Mysterio, RVD, and Sabu, Rey becomes the winner when he baseball slides through Khali's legs as he chokes a Hardy in each hand.

Share your ideas as to what to do with Khali. "Fire him" is not an acceptable entry, for Khali pwns you all.

**Loose Cannon** · 03-22-2007, 09:56 AM

He's got the right gimmick. Come out during random matches and destroy people. That's exactly what they need to be doing with him. He's just doesn't have a scary presence for some reason to me. Maybe it's his outfit, or his music, or his titontron or his speech. He's more comedy to me.

Kane did the same gimmick back in '97, but it was 100 times better IMO. I think the presentation was what did it though for him. The fire, the red lights, etc....etc...

**Theo Dious** · 03-22-2007, 10:00 AM

That's what could make Khali different though. Don't bother making him scary, make him someone that the crowd WANTS to see destroy people. Even people they like. And EVERYONE should oversell him on the level of the Rock taking a stunner. In the next Rumble he should eliminate like half a dozen guys by chopping them on the head and having them leap out of the ring like their legs were springs.

**Disturbed316** · 03-22-2007, 10:24 AM

Khali should have destroyed Ashley on Raw, then the scary stuff could have started.

**Theo Dious** · 03-22-2007, 10:32 AM

Remember in 2001 when Kane ran off with Stephanie and was holding her over a balcony threatening to drop her while Undertaker demanded a title shot against Austin from an almost-soiling-himself Regal? He should do stuff like that. Except not for a title shot, just for the hell of it. Have a bunch of translators running around Teddy Long trying to figure out what he is demanding.

"Cookies! I think he wants cookies!"

**Jura** · 03-22-2007, 10:40 AM

Where in the world is Khali Sandiego?

**Theo Dious** · 03-22-2007, 10:49 AM

Will somebody put a fricken' bell on him!

**Jeritron** · 03-22-2007, 01:40 PM

**Jeritron** · 03-22-2007, 01:40 PM

that otta do it.

**St. Jimmy** · 03-22-2007, 01:43 PM

**Theo Dious** · 03-22-2007, 02:08 PM

I said BELL, not BELT!!!

**Stickman** · 03-22-2007, 02:18 PM

From wwe.com.

The WWE has released The Great Kalhi, we wish him well in future endevours.

Thats how to use him properly.

**Theo Dious** · 03-22-2007, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarthTeedious

Share your ideas as to what to do with Khali. "Fire him" is not an acceptable entry, for Khali pwns you all.

**Anybody Thrilla** · 03-22-2007, 02:24 PM

*PHEW*

For a second there, I thought you said Khali. I'm gonna miss The Great Kalhi, though.

**Jura** · 03-22-2007, 02:30 PM

I didn't like Kalhi anyways. Kahli is even worse. I hope they get rid of Micheals and Beniot also.

**Theo Dious** · 03-22-2007, 02:33 PM

Not Beniot! He's a war hero!!!

**Anybody Thrilla** · 03-22-2007, 02:41 PM

A Canadian war hero

**Jura** · 03-22-2007, 03:10 PM

Seems like big guys suck and are hard to use properly. Think of all the big dudes in the past.

**Theo Dious** · 03-22-2007, 03:15 PM

Wasn't like that in the 80s. Guys like Andre, Big John Studd, and King Kong Bundy were used rather well back then. Even Earthquake and Yokozuna were used well in the 90s.

**Jura** · 03-22-2007, 03:21 PM

Yeah but not so much these days. Except for a few but even Kane got recycled and disappeared many times before becoming the man behind the mask.

**SammyG** · 03-22-2007, 03:25 PM

I NEVER thought that i would actually like Khali. But he is honestly one of the main reasons I tune into Raw on Mondays. Soooo funny. RAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH

**Anybody Thrilla** · 03-23-2007, 04:23 PM

Bam Bam Motherfucking Bigelow

**Xero** · 03-23-2007, 04:25 PM

**Russenmafia** · 03-23-2007, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarthTeedious

Remember in 2001 when Kane ran off with Stephanie and was holding her over a balcony threatening to drop her while Undertaker demanded a title shot against Austin from an almost-soiling-himself Regal? He should do stuff like that. Except not for a title shot, just for the hell of it. Have a bunch of translators running around Teddy Long trying to figure out what he is demanding.

"Cookies! I think he wants cookies!"

Taker wasn't trying to get a title match with Austin, he had Kane do that so he could get Regal to book a match with HHH at WM17.

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03-22-2007, 09:56 AM	#2
Loose Cannon I'm all there is Posts: 31,811	He's got the right gimmick. Come out during random matches and destroy people. That's exactly what they need to be doing with him. He's just doesn't have a scary presence for some reason to me. Maybe it's his outfit, or his music, or his titontron or his speech. He's more comedy to me. Kane did the same gimmick back in '97, but it was 100 times better IMO. I think the presentation was what did it though for him. The fire, the red lights, etc....etc...

03-22-2007, 10:00 AM	#3
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	That's what could make Khali different though. Don't bother making him scary, make him someone that the crowd WANTS to see destroy people. Even people they like. And EVERYONE should oversell him on the level of the Rock taking a stunner. In the next Rumble he should eliminate like half a dozen guys by chopping them on the head and having them leap out of the ring like their legs were springs.

03-22-2007, 10:24 AM	#4
Disturbed316 Posts: 22,695	Khali should have destroyed Ashley on Raw, then the scary stuff could have started.

03-22-2007, 10:32 AM	#5
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Remember in 2001 when Kane ran off with Stephanie and was holding her over a balcony threatening to drop her while Undertaker demanded a title shot against Austin from an almost-soiling-himself Regal? He should do stuff like that. Except not for a title shot, just for the hell of it. Have a bunch of translators running around Teddy Long trying to figure out what he is demanding. "Cookies! I think he wants cookies!"

03-22-2007, 10:40 AM	#6
Jura ▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬ Posts: 16,011	Where in the world is Khali Sandiego?

03-22-2007, 10:49 AM	#7
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Will somebody put a fricken' bell on him!

03-22-2007, 01:40 PM	#8
Jeritron Get a poke on Posts: 35,234

03-22-2007, 01:43 PM	#10
St. Jimmy Last of a Dying Forum Posts: 16,215

03-22-2007, 02:08 PM	#11
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	I said BELL, not BELT!!!

03-22-2007, 02:18 PM	#12
Stickman Stickman Posts: 15,119	From wwe.com. The WWE has released The Great Kalhi, we wish him well in future endevours. Thats how to use him properly.

03-22-2007, 02:24 PM	#14
Anybody Thrilla Cranky Kong Posts: 78,671	PHEW For a second there, I thought you said Khali. I'm gonna miss The Great Kalhi, though.

03-22-2007, 02:30 PM	#15
Jura ▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬ Posts: 16,011	I didn't like Kalhi anyways. Kahli is even worse. I hope they get rid of Micheals and Beniot also.

03-22-2007, 02:33 PM	#16
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Not Beniot! He's a war hero!!!

03-22-2007, 02:41 PM	#17
Anybody Thrilla Cranky Kong Posts: 78,671	A Canadian war hero

03-22-2007, 03:10 PM	#18
Jura ▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬ Posts: 16,011	Seems like big guys suck and are hard to use properly. Think of all the big dudes in the past.

03-22-2007, 03:15 PM	#19
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Wasn't like that in the 80s. Guys like Andre, Big John Studd, and King Kong Bundy were used rather well back then. Even Earthquake and Yokozuna were used well in the 90s.

03-22-2007, 03:21 PM	#20
Jura ▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬ Posts: 16,011	Yeah but not so much these days. Except for a few but even Kane got recycled and disappeared many times before becoming the man behind the mask.

03-22-2007, 03:25 PM	#21
SammyG LAKE SHOW HOES Posts: 25,764	I NEVER thought that i would actually like Khali. But he is honestly one of the main reasons I tune into Raw on Mondays. Soooo funny. RAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH

03-23-2007, 04:23 PM	#22
Anybody Thrilla Cranky Kong Posts: 78,671	Bam Bam Motherfucking Bigelow