ECW Spoilers for tonight (Punk vs. Chavo...IN THE GULF OF MEXICO?)

[KingofOldSchool]

ECW opens up with CM Punk talking about ruining Chavo Guerrero's Mariachi Fiesta last week. Punk invokes his rematch clause, saying that he wants it tonight against Chavo for the ECW Championship. ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero comes out and tells Punk that he will not get his rematch until No Way Out. ECW General Manager Armando Estrada comes out and says that Chavo will take on CM Punk tonight in a Gulf of Mexico match. It is explained that the point of the match is to throw your opponent into the Gulf of Mexico and obviously it will not be for the ECW Championship. Victoria & Layla defeat Michelle McCool & Kelly Kelly Victoria got the pin in a quick divas tag match. Our correspondent said that it was boring and the crowd was not into the match. John Morrison defeated Tommy Dreamer Our correspondent told us that Dreamer dominated most of the match but The Miz distracted Dreamer from the outside. Miz's distraction allowed Morrison to score the pinfall on Dreamer. It should be noted that Colin Delaney came to ringside with Dreamer. Kofi Kingston defeated James Curtis Kingston had the same type of TV match that he has had in recent weeks. He won the match by pinfall. CM Punk defeats ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero This is a non-title Gulf of Mexico match. As soon as the match starts it goes to the outside and into the crowd. The fight goes from the crowd to outside of the arena. Punk ends up hitting Go to Sleep on Chavo, sending him into the Gulf of Mexico for the victory. Credit: wrestlezone.com

The Gulf of Mexico is going to the PAY WINDUAAAAHHH!