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03-23-2004, 10:13 PM
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shut the FUCK UP, Donnie
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Favorite Norm McDonald quotes.
from Screwed
Norm: "A street gang took the money!" (referring to 2 little boys) Dave chapelle: Bullshit! Norm: No I swear! They had tatoos and chains and-and those two sticks on a chain that you swing and you hurt people with! Dave: You expect me to believe that you were mugged? Norm: MUGGED!? IT WAS MORE LIKE A RAPE! Dave:  Norm: well, not a real rape... --- From Dirty Work Norm: hey, hey Isabelle wait up! (yelling at chick across the street, or wtv he claled her) Chick: I guess you forgot my name...it isn't Isabelle. It's Kathy. Norm: Oh I didnt forget, you never told me so I just guessed. Kathy: So how did the fight at the bar turn out? Norm: We kicked their ass! I was beating this one guy, I even threw this other guy through a plate glass window! Kathy: really? Norm: yeah well, sort of, except the exact opposite.   Have you heard of Vietnam, Larry? |
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