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Hey Mister!
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Great endings on subar/shitty movies
Yeah, so finally got around to watching smokin aces. Was an ok action flick, made better by Jeremy Piven's usual awesomeness, and yet brought down by convoluted plot twist near the end. But the very end of the movie is great enough to make up for it, imo.
Everything about the scene is great. The score, Ryan Renols delivering the best acting job he's ever done, without even speaking a word. So yeah, discuss. |
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"Ask him!"
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Last 30 minutes of "Attack of the Clones" is the only good part of that entire, 2 hour and 20 minute piece of shitty outer space soap opera.
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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I thought the ending to Crank was really good. The part where Chev is falling and hes talking on the phone and then what made it for me was when he raises his arms and just closes hie eyes cause there was nothing he could do about it. And the music fit perfectly. Thought it was awesome.
The Protector's ending was really great as well. The part with the guy narrating and it fades out with Jaa on his knees with the elephant. Once again the music made that as well..... |
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I am the cheese
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Pick any M. Night Shamamaamalalon movie.
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Hey Mister!
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You can't teach that
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A Guy falling for 5 minutes from a 300 foot drop and making a fucking phone call while doing it was good to you?
I fucking laughed for 3 days at how horrible a fucking movie that was. What a Joke. |
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Despite being a very standard, boring J-Horror remake, I believe Shutter had a genuinely creepy and haunting ending.
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Tag Team Wrestling Mark!
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I dunno...I hated the first Saw movie apart from the twist ending.
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Now. Here. Man.
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I wasn't too huge on The Devil's Rejects, but the last scene was freaking awesome. FREEBIRD!
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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The reason I mentioned above is why I liked it. And I also thought it was kind of a shitty movie, had potential to be so much better.
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#11 |
Get a poke on
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kind of?
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Saw II
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Blander Than Ever
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Which Saw is it where the kid was in the safe the whole time?
Great ending to an otherwise quite meh horror for me. |
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Saw II^
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Smitten for Kittens
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Every J-Horror movie ever is kinda alright until the GOD DAMN WHAT? WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN. WHAT THE SHIT IS EVEN GOING THE FUCK ON I DON'T EVEN FUCKING WHAT. WHAT? FUCK. ending.
Really, that's the reason I watch J-Horror in the first place. Well, that, and I guess a couple of them are kinda unsettling. Hair comin' out of people's eyes an' shit. |
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A Property of Matter
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I am really trying to think of a good subpar/shitty movie with a great ending. I was going to say Gothika, but I just wikipedia'ed it and realized it was just a regular shitty movie.
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#19 |
Get a poke on
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Yea, I've been trying to think of one myself and still have nothing.
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#20 |
Get a poke on
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I know theres at least a few movies I've watched before that were bad, and then I was like "what the fuck" and kind of shocked or impressed with the ending. Just can't think of any.
I can't decide if the Planet of the Apes remake (which was god awful) ending qualifies as shockingly stupid or shockingly interesting. |
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A Property of Matter
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I don't usually like "plot twists" because you can see them coming or they are just bad/not enough to make a bad movie good. And I can take a bad movie. I like a bad movie. But I don't want it to try and be something it's not with a twist ending.
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#22 |
Get a poke on
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I do agree with that as well. I often times resent twist endings. Have you seen Midnight Meat Train? I thought it was a decent flick, and was enjoying it as a straight forward horror/mystery. It started to sag near the end a little bit, but I still liked it.
It had a shocking ending, but after digesting it I began to find it to be extremely pointless, and although it was a weird twist, it sort of undermined the whole movie. Basically uneccesary. |
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#23 |
Get a poke on
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So I guess thats the opposite.
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A Property of Matter
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#25 |
A Property of Matter
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Yeah, there is really nothing good to say about that movie. Even the apes still had lisps.
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#26 |
Get a poke on
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One of the worst remakes ever
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#27 |
A Property of Matter
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You should start a Bad Remakes thread, if there isn't already one.
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#28 |
Get a poke on
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I think I started a great remakes list. That was much shorter.
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#29 |
A Property of Matter
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That Casablanca remake starring Alex Winters was pretty good.
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#30 |
Get a poke on
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Rear Window remake from the 80s with Christopher Reeves and Darryl Hannah. I'm not even going to point out the irony
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#31 |
A Property of Matter
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I Am Legend is not so legendary. That should count twice because it is a remake of a remake.
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Sisukas Mies
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Audition.
I don't know if the first hour and 30 mins supposed to be a romantic comedy or what, all I know is that it is shit. But the last 20 mins are fucked up and weird... so obviously great. |
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Sisukas Mies
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Oh, and Battlefield Earth. When it ends, it is just great.
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#34 |
Get a poke on
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Soylent Green is actually a legitimate answer to this question
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Crank was awesome. Can't wait for the second one.
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A Property of Matter
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Temporary
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A Property of Matter
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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I'm still not quite sure how I am Legend is a remake of the Last Man on Earth and Omega man, when both of those movies are based off the short story I am Legend....
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