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SmackDown! Captions - 03/07/09
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Just an FYI, I'm moving from Caption of the Week to Caption of the Month. I'll still be doing the weekly post on the site and then doing the monthly from those.
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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![]() So doc, I had that dream again where I am showering in semen whilst celebrating the capture of the WWE title for the 100th time. Last edited by The Mackem; 03-09-2009 at 07:55 AM. |
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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![]() Jeff Hardy once again looks the other way during a Matt Hardy hate crime |
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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The adventures of Matt Hardy: Episode 1 - Pigeon shit
![]() It's another ordinary and so far uneventful day in the life of Matt Hardy ![]() Oh yeah except he has to fight MVP. But Matt isn't really bothered because he's the better wrestler and should easily beat MVP. ![]() However Matt doesn't count on outside interference from a pigeon shitting on him. MVP shows his appreciation by dedicating the match to the pigeon. Matt, however, is livid. ![]() Matt: Damnit pigeon, you've cost me the match for the last time, I'm sick of you shitting on me! ![]() Matt: And it also makes me sick that you have desecrated the Wrestlemania 25 sign with your shit. Me and you at Wrestlemania you feathered freak! ![]() MVP comes back out to the ring. MVP: Leave that pigeon alone Matt, how about you pick on someone your own size?! ![]() Matt: Wait a minute? Didn't you just beat me and haven't I already looked like this twice already? ![]() 1-2-3 ![]() Matt: God damn it, I hate that f**king pigeon MVP: In the pigeon we trust |
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Y2KoTF
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The Mackem
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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I'm not even gonna bother this time. How in the hell can I beat that?
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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![]() Proof Wrestling Isn't Gay #1: MVP's face is totally not in Matt Hardy's junk. |
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Matt: ![]() ![]() Matt: Okay Dave I know you are up there! get your sorry ass down here! ![]() DONG! ![]() ![]() Taker: Dave's not here, man. |
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In two of the worst casting decisions of all time, Terminator: Salvation was secretly retaped and silently released with Cena as the Terminator and Vickie as Sarah Conner. |
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Tazz: Do we really need to this? McCool: It has to be done. DONG! ![]() Taker: Who the Fuck emailed my girlfriend! |
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Jeff knew Matt had their father's "tendencies", but this was the worst possible time for them to show. |
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Randy Orton: Suck it deep Bitch! HHH: I am trying. It has been a long time since I last visited Chyna. |
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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Ref: Can't you buy him a new dog, a hooker, some coke and be friends? |
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![]() Edge: Oh Comn! Look at them! Look at them I say. Vickie: Look at What? Edge: That's what I am trying to tell you, there is NOTHING! |
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Fan:You got dandruff all over your shoulder Beeyach! |
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MVP: Ahhhh... nothing like kicking back in your invisible hammock. |
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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Again with the hammock lol.
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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! |
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![]() Little does Vince and the other brass know, Sabu has returned under the disguise of Matt Hardy. ![]() Strapped for cash, Cher replaced J.R. as commentator. Even though a casino is right outside the arena. |
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Roll +Sharp
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O RLY? |
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YA RLY! |
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#BUCTOBER
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Taker: If I could be serious for a moment... Matt: Next I'm coming after YOU, O'Haire! And so, your honor, here's the photographic proof that THAT Cena fan sexually assaulted Eve. Edge: You know Vickie, with that hairdo, you look like a not-as-sexy version of the lead singer from the DiVinyls. Vickie: Who? Edge (singing): When I think about you I touch myself. Cena: Yes, Vickie, I'm going to remind people who your first husband was. Jeff: What's that? This is the Impact Zone??? Aw, SHIT!!! HHH: Dammit! Who knocked over Sean O'Haire's pee bucket?!?!? Last edited by parkmania; 03-09-2009 at 07:51 PM. |
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![]() John Cena: Look into my eyes and tell me you don't love me. Vickie: I can't
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