Ok, lemme pitch this idea for a video game

[BigDaddyCool]

The title would be Marshall: Destroyer of Worlds. It would be about the life and times of Marshall the Cat, who is a house cat that kills everything. It would be in a 3D sandbox enviroment where you sleep, eat cat food, poop in litter boxes, hunt small game, and fight off other cats that get all up in your business.

I think you would start as a kitten just brought home from the pound, then learn your way around the house, hunting bugs, avoiding being sprayed by the people for sitting on the table. Then you get to go outside, learn the terran and move on to bigger game like snakes and mice. You can get cocky and go after bigger animals too, and avoid the fox.

Of course this is all based after my brother's cat who is named Marshall.