Game: If Real Life Was Like the WWE...

[Corkscrewed]

All right, essentially, this is a little game where we pretend that real life is like the WWE. It takes the form of a news report. Each post is a segment detailing a news story, but the twist is that the story operates under WWE rules, which means anything can happen, basically.

If you've ever watched the "Weird Newscasters" game on Who's Line Is It Anyway?, that's the type of fun mood I'm going for.

Rules:

- Each post should sound like a news report segment. You can pretend to be anchors or whatever, but show off your creative side by writing spoofy articles.
- One story per reply.
- No double posting to get two consecutive stories. Wait till someone else has posted a story before posting another one of yours.
- Since this is "the news" new stories can reference old ones. Similarly, it'd be nice if major stories are not ignored. That means if, say, someone reports something about Vince McMahon becoming the President of the United States, the next story should not randomly have Booker T as the prez. Obviously, there may be cases where two people post at the same time, but those will be rare, and those will be excused.


Basically, this is sort of like a "what would happen if the real world worked like the WWE" sort of thread. I'm sure a lot of people can come up with some great stuff. We have tons of comical role playing geniuses (the captioneers come to mind, for example).

Hopefully it works, and if not, oh well. It was an attempt at humor.


I'll start (see next post).