Big Van Vader is the most overrated piece of shit wrestler ever- You are all gay also

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Are you kidding me? This fat glorified trucker is considered an all time great? Are you guys fucking serious right now? Why? This fat peice of shit took like 5 minutes to set up a powerbomb. He won belts because he was fat. He wore a thong on his face. He wasnt afraid to do top rope moves cause his fat wouldnt allow a bone break. He held a ton of belts because he was the fattest piece of shit in wrestling at one point and Japs went nuts like he was Godzilla. His matches with Flair and Sting were fucking horrible. It was like watching someone repeatedly run into a wall.

Look at these moves..



Can you imagine a fat peice of shit like this in wrestling today? Actually doing moves. Fat pieces of crap like this only come into the ring to fall down and put up a struggle as there fat asses get tossed over the ropes. Anyone that thinks Vader is anything more then a fat body in the right place at the right time, is fucking retarded. Seriously. You all should die of diabetes like i'm sure he will.

It's time! ITS TIME! ITS .... DIET TIME YOU FAT PIECE!

Eddie Guerrero today has more agility then Vader had 15 years ago.