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Bringing Intact Back
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At what point does Punk start wearing a robe and calling himself Jesus?
His beard is almost to biblical proportions (not in terms of awesomeness because that goes to Knox) he calls himself a savior and converts people.
I could see him wearing a robe to the ring and having people bow before him. |
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Inno Knows.
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He'll start telling people to kneel before Zod....or Punk
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Not to mention the set up Punk and Gallows did for the GTS on Smackdown...
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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I think he needs about 10 more followers though.
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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He's going to give Gallows a glass of kool aid one show and then we're never going to see poor Luke ever again.
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#6 |
Bringing Intact Back
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#7 |
Hey Mister!
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With their current family friendly programming, I doubt they'll do anything that controversial.
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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I've been thinking, with the rumor of Punk vs Mysterio at Mania, I wonder if Punk will try to save Mysterio's son.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Punk is better than Jesus, though. Jesus was fond of wine, hung around with loose women (well, woman), and let 12 dudes eat his body.
That is so not straight edge. Punk looks more like he's going he Charlie Manson route though, so I think it's moot. Now there was a guy to look up to. |
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King of Clowns
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If we were in the "Attitude" era, he would be shoving crucifixes up Kelly Kelly's naughty bits. |
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King of Clowns
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Wraith
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I've always seen the Straight Edge Society as a Ministry of Darkness, only, more PG.
Central religious figure guiding his cult to doing nefarious deeds while preaching his own virtues? Complete with brainwashed followers? I like it. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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CM Punk will convert Undertaker's druids at Wrestlemania.
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He's Here
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My question is, who will betray the great CM Punk?
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Judas Mesias
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Former TPWW Royalty
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He doesn't need people to bow to him. Just have him pull off a Mosses type action where he has a giant stick and promises to part the way to glory from the sea of jobbers/losers.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Strength through purity
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Lol this "Punk as jesus" angle is a classic example of WWE trying to push the limits and attempt something attitude again but with enough subtly to save face if the media stands up and says something.
Another is the Triple H vs Booker T racism angle in the build up to wrestlemania 19. |
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Boss
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At what point does CM Punk...
![]() start wearing a robe... ![]() and calling himself Jesus? ![]() TOVO Fact: Tovo has a large glass of water every night before going to bed. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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It's a good thing I'm already comfortable in the fact that I'm going to hell. |
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King of Clowns
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There is no god, just CM Punk.
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Celestia's Left Hand
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What I really want to know is why certain villains like CM Punk and Aj styles during his last heel run seemed to equate villainy with letting their chest hair grow.
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#23 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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Amen!
It makes them seem more manly ala Razor Ramon! |
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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We Want Sting!
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Too bad that hell for you will probably be you strapped to a chair and forced to watch the worst of pro-wrestling over and over again, and then forced to say something nice about it. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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this thread shud have been titled "at what point does Jesus put x's on his hands, stop turning his blood into alcohol and become CM Punk?"
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#28 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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That's one miracle Jesus could not perform.
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toothless aggression
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this thread is so awesome... lol
and if punk were to call himself jesus, he'd turn his blood into pepsi. (preferably the throwback kind. much better tasting. or crystal pepsi. ) |
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