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Just Some Guy
Posts: 14,679
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*Twats The One with Skippords Hard drive, stolen from the evidence cuboard*
5 x New Champ |
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#2 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*Hits the Evenflow DDT on Outsider FTW*
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Just Some Guy
Posts: 14,679
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#4 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*Someone puts Seether on and I raise from the dead and hit Outsider with the Sterio that he was playing Radiohead on FTW*
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#5 |
Angel Headed Hipster
Posts: 37,942
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*Offers Skippord Kane Knight for whatever he pleases in exchange for the title*
New champ. |
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#6 |
Boss
Posts: 17,611
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Drops a penny out of a hot air ballon that is flying over Blitz. The penny slices him in half to reveal a migit inside. Has a seeing eye dog bite off Blitz's nuts, he then drops the nuts in my hands and I shove the balls in migit's throat. He chokes and gags and falls down. Go for the cover 1-2-3.
2-Time 2-Time Hardcore Champion. |
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#7 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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After all of that I wait for The One to turn around and I jump up and RKO him
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#8 |
Angel Headed Hipster
Posts: 37,942
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*Cuts a Triple H-esque 30 minute promo until Skippord falls asleep, and pins him.*
Like 8x champ now. |
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#9 |
Posts: 5,629
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*sneaks up behind Blitz and puts him the Coquina Clutch, choking him out*
Winner and new Champion- RED NINJA |
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#10 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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*Drops anvil on red ninja, pins*
New Champ |
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#11 |
emerge
Posts: 16,710
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*tricks him into bed and then pins him the rough way*
New Champion. |
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#12 |
...IN HD!!!!
Posts: 23,327
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Forces Clox to watch lesbian porn involving Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young.
Clox vacates title after suffering mental flashbacks rendering him unable to continue. |
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Angel Headed Hipster
Posts: 37,942
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*Along with Red Ninja, hits Total Elimination on KoOS*
Co champions: Blitz and Red Ninja. |
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emerge
Posts: 16,710
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*Along with entire Crisis Centre gangbangs blitz and red Ninja*
New champs |
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...IN HD!!!!
Posts: 23,327
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Nails Clox with Mae Young and Mark Henry's baby hand. Then shoves said hand up Clox's asshole.
Pins Clox. |
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#16 |
...IN HD!!!!
Posts: 23,327
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*melts the Hardcore title and makes a chain out of it*
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#17 |
Posts: 5,629
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*ignore KOoS and pillmanizes Clox. Shakes hands with KOoS, then disappears in a plume of red smoke*
Still Champ: King of Old School |
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#18 |
...IN HD!!!!
Posts: 23,327
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*pawns the necklace for $25 and a Scott Stapp CD*
*retires from Hardcore wrestling* |
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#19 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*Wins a tournament to win the title*
12X champion |
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#20 |
I'm all there is
Posts: 31,811
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![]() LC, Koos and redoneja enter the ring and attack Sippard, LC takes the belt. What's Going on Here |
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#21 |
...IN HD!!!!
Posts: 23,327
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*unretires*
*nails LC with the Scott Stapp CD since lord knows no one would actually listen to it* *pins LC* SWERVE! |
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#22 |
I'm all there is
Posts: 31,811
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hey, I was putting together the Horsemen.
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...IN HD!!!!
Posts: 23,327
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Call me...The Midnight Poster! *runs away on a mechanical horse* |
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#24 |
Posts: 5,629
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![]() with LC, catches up with KOoS and makes him pay. LC and redoneja take the belt WHAT IS GOING ON???(AGAIN) |
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#25 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*Skippord hits a double Chokeslam on LC and the Red Ninja and takes belt because I was never pinned*
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#26 |
I'm all there is
Posts: 31,811
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*LC blasts Skippord with a baseball bat and pins him.*
![]() Yes, that's right. Me and my new partner Redoneja are the new TPWW Hardcore Tag Champs. Plus we have the singles Hardcore Belt. We are the Forum Wrecking Crew |
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#27 |
...IN HD!!!!
Posts: 23,327
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*gives LC a piece of tainted pork*
*LC gets sick* *pins LC while he's double over on the toilet* |
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#28 |
Posts: 1,981
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shut the fuck up.
-LC |
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#29 |
...IN HD!!!!
Posts: 23,327
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*takes redoneja's head and lays it on the floor*
*gives redoneja a one man conchairto* *pins him* *now holds all hardcore titles* |
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#30 |
Posts: 5,629
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![]() what is this unholy alliance between redoneja and Loose Cannon???(I know we're the Wrecking Crew, but I'm a Blanchard mark so deal). |
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#31 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*Rolls KoOs up and pins for the 1,2,3 and takes the Hardcore title*
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#32 |
I'm all there is
Posts: 31,811
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* Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder nails Skippord with a mic. New Champ Eddie V
Eddie Vedder breaks out in song ![]() Jeremy Spoken...Spoken........ Wait from Behind ![]() BRAIN BUSTER ON VEDDER ![]() ![]() Major Heat from the Pearl Jam Marks ![]() LC: Where are you Koos Last edited by Loose Cannon; 04-15-2006 at 11:28 PM. |
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#33 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*RKO's LC in ironic fashion FTW*
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Posts: 5,629
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redoneja disappears but.....
![]() RED NINJA comes out of nowhere and destroys Skippord with a piledriver on a table for the win!! |
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#35 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*Future Shocks the Red Ninja onto the table shards FTW*
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Posts: 5,629
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*offers his hand to Skippord....
![]() ![]() SWERVE!! RED NINJA spews mist in Skippord's eyes and leaves him laying. Disappears WITHOUT pinning Skippord!! |
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#37 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
Posts: 29,886
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JamesSteele kicks Skippord's ass for hating Texas. He shoves a giant cement Texas-shaped stepping stone up Skippord's ass. Skippord taps like a little bitch y'all.
JS cuts a huge promo and announces that the TPWW Hardcore title is now the Texas Hardcore Title!!! NEW Texas Hardcore Champion: JamesSteele ![]() Last edited by James Steele; 04-15-2006 at 11:48 PM. |
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#38 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
Posts: 29,886
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JamesSteele kicks Chris Sabin's punk ass.
Still TEXAS HARDCORE CHAMPION: JamesSteele |
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#39 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*Hits JameSteele with the Spear and pins*
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#40 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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