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Now. Here. Man.
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Fantastic. It's bad enough that Vince McMahon made himself ECW Champion. Now the guy who accidentally killed another guy in the ring once gets a WWE Title shot. Days like this make me wonder why I even bother watching anymore.
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Cranky Kong
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Why you always bringin' up old shit?
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Now. Here. Man.
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Because it's not every day that a wrestler fucks up so badly that another wrestler DIES as a result.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Now. Here. Man.
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I suppose that may be right (I've never seen the spot myself), but that doesn't excuse Khali from being a shitty wrestler in every other match I've seen him in. The guy makes Mark Henry look like Dean Malenko.
Sometimes, stuff just goes wrong, and a freak accident happens. A spot gets blown, a move gets botched, and a wrestler gets injured. It happened to Owen when he botched his piledriver on Austin. It happened to Benoit when Sabu landed the wrong way. It happened to D'Lo when he accidentally ended Drozdov's career. These were all black spots on their careers, to be sure, but they were good enough in the ring to prevent that sort of thing from happening regularly. Then there are guys who are so stiff (like Vader) or so clumsy (like Goldberg) that injuring another wrestler isn't just a possibility, but an inevitability. Khali's the kind of wrestler that makes you wonder not if but when he's going to screw up again and hurt someone. Last edited by Nowhere Man; 05-01-2007 at 01:59 PM. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Cranky Kong
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That was a line from the movie Friday. Cool your jets, Benny.
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Now. Here. Man.
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Eh, the thought of El Gigante: the Sequel being in the main event just puts me in a bad mood.
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Cranky Kong
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Don't be ridiculous, Mark Henry is much taller.
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yes. yes. yes.
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I'm struggling to contain myself you know....
Khali is not only to beat Cena, he's gonna....he's gonna..... EAT SPINNER BELT!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!! |
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"Ask him!"
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Khali and Cena should fight it out in a Buried Alive Match, ending with both men burying themselves at the same time, rendering them "dead," removing them from WWE television.
Without Cena around, the heels run rampant on RAW, and HBK can do nothing to stop them. When all seems lost, three new John Cena's arrive: one dressed in full Marine gear and carrying a loaded M16 rifle, one in a steel suit with the ChainGang emblem on the chest, and a half-Cena/half-cyborg. As the three John Cena's and HBK struggle over the vacant WWE Title, the Great Khali returns, seemingly from the dead, destroying all of them. But then, the real John Cena comes back as well, coming through the crowd in a gigantic armored robot suit, to reclaim his spot on RAW. (rep to anyone who gets the reference) |
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Now. Here. Man.
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Reign of the Supermen (of course, you left out the part where the Cyborg Cena nukes a whole city and causes one of the midcard faces to go completely insane)
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"Ask him!"
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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How can you tell the difference?
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Stickman
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Kahli killed some guy in the ring?
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