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King: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this Battle Royal for the WWE championship is going insane!!!"
JR: "Whats this?!? SUPERKICK TO TRIPLE H BY RICO!! 1......2.......3!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW WWE CHAMPION!!! King: "And, here come Billy, Chuck, and the owner, Michael Jackson!!! They're all celebrating in the ring!!! What a bunch of lovebirds." JR: "Shutup, King." |
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He's Here
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King: HAHA! KIDDIES!
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500 pts to CosaNostra and Xero Limit each.
![]() Tough Enough! Al Quaeda Version Yeah... that's sure to shore up some controversy.
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Cranky Kong
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Lets try again.Things you'd never hear in a promo. (try to keep it short) |
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Hi. I'm Jeff Hardy, NWA Heavyweight Champion...
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EL MERO MERO!
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' So.. I began to use this little blue pill and I've never felt better. Let me explain..'
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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HHH: You know, in all honesty, Pat was onto something.
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Inno Knows.
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RVD: Hey I was checking out with promotion called Ring of Honor...It's really great wrestling. No cheesy storylines and actual werstling, it's great. And TNA, oh don't get me started on TNA...
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He's Here
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Triple H: ... And I told Vince that I'm tired of the title, and asked him if could I wrestle on Heat just once...
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Eric: Okay, I'll admit it, I had a hand in Nitro's death, but Russo played a role in it also.
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He's Here
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Triple H: ... Then Vince told me last night that I was the best he ever had!
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Mostly Harmless
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Flair: I don't know why I have always gone on about Space Mountain, it really isn't that great of a ride.
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![]() If WWE wrestlers were famous horror movie characters inspired by HHH playing a vampire |
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He's Here
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King: Trish Stratus! Meh...
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only one stewie downing!
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King : the fabulas moola
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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Flair:...and a bad guy is a "heel".A story-line is knows as an "angle" in the business.Oh, and a fan is called a "mark" or a smart mark is a "smark".I encourage you all to use these terms in day to day life.
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so huge asshole with no personality reading off cue cards:
"Its not my fault I killed Lita's baby after Kane raped her!!!" Ohhh waitt
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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If it hadn't been for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college.
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Yes I am using steriods, how nice of you to notice.
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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ROCK: You know what? I don't even like pie! I'm more of a cake man. Do you see what you've done, Vince? Because of your sick little mind, I keep getting free pie sent over to my table, which I have to eat so I don't look rude, and I fucking hate pie! God, why couldn't "bacon double cheeseburger" be a slang for pussy? Or "Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?"
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He's Here
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Rock: IF YA SMELLLLLLLUHOH!
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To help you out, I'm referring to peeps like Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, the Mummy, Wolfman, The Thing, Mr. Hyde, etc...
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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X-PAC (as Dracula): I vant to suck--
The end. |
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Wolfman: Hello my name is A-Train.
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He's Here
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Stephanie: They're heeeerrreee....
Triple H: Who's here!? Stephanie: The midcarders from hell! Triple H: Oh God... OH GOD N... **Jericho pulls Triple H into the TV** |
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Heidenrich[as frankenstein]
***throws Micheal Cole into lake*** |
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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Snitsky stumbles along...
Snitsky: "Brains.....BRAINS!!!!...... uh...." *Squints and stares hard at an object just below the camera." Snitsky: " oh yeah.... BRAINS!!!!!" |
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He's Here
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RVD (As Dracula): Duuuuude... You've got some quality stuff runnin through your veins!
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Scene: Jason Voorhees (As Lita) is standing outside a locked bedroom door with a little frightened 5 year old girl inside with a tinfoil baseball bat in hand.
Jason V: (As Lita) *Knocking on the door* IM HUFFIN AND PUFFIN AND ILL BLOW YOUR DOOR IN! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, YOU CANT SEE ME, IM THE HAIRY CRUNCHIN MAN! |
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Mostly Harmless
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Flair: (Invasion of the Bodysnatchers) They're coming to get you Barbra....WOOOOOOOOOOO!
(ok, that was so totaly lame, I admit it, first thing that came to mind though) |
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It's Hammer Time
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Jericho: Sweet. I've been turned into a vampire. Now I am more powerful then ANY! BWAHAHA!
*HHH as Godzilla squashes Jericho* Jericho: Dammit. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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And now, Gene Snitsky, in the remake of the moden day classic, Idle Hand.
Gene: It's NOT MY FAULT! *shoots someone* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! *shoots another person* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!! *Stabs someone with the other hand* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!! Person: But I thought it was only one of your hands that had a mind of its own? Gene: *kicks the guy in the nuts* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! |
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*Oh Sh*t*
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Lita as Samora form the ring.
Scene: Samora is about to climb out of the TV to attack Guy watchin: Hey this is some weird crap what's happenin. You hear a thump as Lita tried to climb through the TV but messes that up. I'll come up with more later. |
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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Heres a mental image for you...
Mae Young hobbles down a corridor humming the theme to "The Addams Family" to herself. Whenever the part of the song comes where you snap your fingers, a finger snapping sound comes from her direction, yet you can see that her hands never move.... ....Hmm.
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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In Transylvania, Igor digs down into a fresh grave.
Igor: Soon Master will have the brain he needs for his creation! Yes! *Igor keeps digging until he hits the casket. He opens it up to find two bodies inside. One has long blonde hair and appears to still be alive...* HHH: Hey buddy! This one's OCCUPIED! *HHH hangs a "do not disturb sign on the ouside of the casket and promptly closes it again.* Sorry. I know HHH isn't a monster in this one, but it's monster related. |
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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The Shining
Scene : Famous bathroom scene with the axe and the face in the door.; * The woman struggles to escape, but is slowed by her fear as every few moments an axe crashes into the door. Finally, the door gives way, and the girl looks in horror at the door, as a sparkly storm trooper mask appears* Voice from nowhere: SHOCKMASTER! *The Shockmaster steps through the door, trips, and his mask goes flying. This time however, he doesn't scramble towards the mask. You see, the axe doesn't go flying, and he lands chest first on it, once again instantly killing his chance at success, and bringing the film to an anticlimatic end.* |
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