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Vince walks out to deliver some random promo about Donald Trump...
JR: BY GAWD, VINCE IS PISSED AT THE DONALD! WHAT DO YOU THINK KING? King:zzzzzzzzzzzz, ohhh uhhhh, PUPPIES! |
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He's Here
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From one of the SmackDown! Games...
*Bradshaw hits the Clothesline from Hell* Tazz: Clothesline from hell.
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I'm nauseous
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I love how pretty much all of these are about JR (damn you Xero Limit)
King: Boy JR, I sure do love Mickie's puppies JR: Yeah, but they got nothin' on mine! |
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He's Here
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Michael Cole: OH MY GOD! There's the THIRD German Suplex!
JBL: That reminds me, my ban from Germany is up next week... |
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Strange injuries to sell in a match.
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ELF ANGEL
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*Triple H Returns JR: Well there is one good thing about this King, Chris Jericho cannot tear another Quad. *During Match HHH Breaks arm* JR: Oh bah gwad, he twisted his knee pretty bad. |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Cole: After that Ass Punch by Beef Wellington, it seems like Brian Kendrick is completely incapable of bending over!
JBL: *Weeps* |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Let's take a page from real life for this...
*1/31/99, The Rock vs Mankind, Empty Arena Match, The Rock throws salsa in Mankind's eyes* The Rock: That's Weak sauce, you baby! *And yet Foley still sold it...* |
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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King: Oh my god JR! We've got like 16 beautiful women here and I'm here in the ring and...*King looks down at his crotch*
JR: I think King's penis has blown up. |
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5 hours after Diva's match...
JR: King, I really think you should consult a doctor... |
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He's Here
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JR: You know King, it's times like this I think about my first pair of short shorts.
Edit: Just realized this had ended.
Last edited by Xero; 01-30-2007 at 03:53 PM. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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JR: Bah Gawd! Ric Flair just put Zach Gowen in the Figure Four!
King: ?
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1000 pts to FourFifty and Nowhere Man.
That was great.New gimmicks for Bobby Lashley |
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(getting the obvious one out of the way)
LASHLEY: "Does Bobby Lashley have to choke a bitch??" |
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Get a poke on
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Bobby Smashley. After losing the ECW title cleanly to The Miz, Lashley hits the bottle hard. On his way to the arena he passes out on the wheel and kills a busload of children. His troubles continue as he consistently has mood swings during matches, no shows matches, and is often times arrested for pulbic intoxication during matches.
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He's Here
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*Brock Lesnar's music hits*
Tazz: OH MY GOD JOEY! HERE COMES THE PAIN!? *Lashley comes out* Lashley: I LOVE EN EF EL! I GO PLAY FOOTBALL FOR EN EF EL! SCREW YOU GUYS! *Lashley walks out, never to be seen again.* |
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Bobby Lashley: The funny black guy on a impromptue comedy show
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He's Here
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Third reference but I don't care.
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lol
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roflmao
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Get a poke on
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Vince McMahon loves Bobby Lashley, because he makes John Cena look like Malcolm X
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If regular, everyday events were overhyped, WWE-style.
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ELF ANGEL
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JR: OMG King with only 2 minutes left, Fallen Angel waked up and shuts off his alarm, this is by far the most dangerous thing I have ever called, there he goes, he's picking out clothes, which ones will he choose, can he face the losers tomorrow, and bah gawd king there he goes into the shower, thats it folks he is cleaning himself getting ready for class, can you believe this, in all my years on commentary I have never seen someone shower like that. There he goes getting dressed looking sexier then Nature boy
Flair: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo JR: There he goes to the bus, I have never seen him this angry king, the bus is later then usual. JR: Class is over, he is going to see his girlfriend. Oh my gwahd what a day!!!. King: PUPPIES! *At this comment FA breaks the fourth wall, and kills King* FA: Those are full grown dogs, bitch. JR: That was FA breaking the fourth wall yet again, what will...FA what are you... what are you... BOOM! |
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1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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*At home Depot*
JR: My God, they are picking up the ladder. THEY ARE SETTING UP THE LADDER. HE IS CLIMBING THE LADDER. *Employee pulls down a 2lb item* KING: WOW this is incredible...PUPPIES JR: THIS IS BRUTAL. HOW CAN ONE MAN OVERCOME THE ODDS. |
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R.I.P Tanner
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J.R: And here comes Impact! making his way to the chair. BA GAWD HE SAT DOWN KING! HE SAT DOWN!
King: Oh no kid, Come on don't do this, NO J.R HE GRABBED THE REMOTE ND TURNED ON RAW. J.R: BA GAWD KING THIS IS BRUTAL, HOW CAN ONE MAN SIT THROUGH THIS TERRIBLE PROGRAMMING King: I can hardly watch J.R J.R: BA GAWD THOSE MCMAHON SEGMENTS AIN'T MADE OF CHOCOLATE Tony Schiovone: This has to be the greatest night in sports entertainment. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Fuck it, after Impact!, I'm not going to even try. There is no fucking way I'm going to top that.
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R.I.P Tanner
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Ya know, I do like this topic, and I want to keep it going.
So I guess I'll do a bad one so people won't be afraid to go after me. ![]() JR: Baw gawd that cake he's baking ain't made of chocolate!!!! KING: Correct. It's a cheesecake. |
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GOLDBERG: Mazel tof!! *crunch*
JR: Baw gawd that glass is broken in half!!! Gawd almighty never in my I have never seen crystaline glass shatter into so many pieces!!! DAMN YOU GOLDBERG, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!! EVEN THOUGH YOU PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE IN ONE!!!! DAMN IT! |
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R.I.P Tanner
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J.R: And now King we see Impact! sitting down...WAIT A MINUTE KING IS HE? IS HE?
King: OH NO J.R HE'S GOTTEN OUT THE MATHS HOMEWORK! J.R: BA GAWD KING HE TRULY IS THE CEREBRAL ASSASIN! King: HOLD ON J.R, I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO NOW! J.R: HE'S CONFUSED, STUNNER! STUNNER! STUNNER! |
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R.I.P Tanner
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*At a local McDonalds*
McDonalds Worker: Ok sir, your meal comes to a total of $5.95 Joey Styles: OH MY GOOOOOOOOD Tony Schiovone: This meal is the best meal in the history of sports entertainment |
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Now. Here. Man.
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AJ Styles sits on a bench, waiting for the bus
AJ: ...........*cough cough*................. Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *clap-clap-clapclapclap* THIS IS AWESOME! *clap-clap-clapclapclap* Tenay: This is the sort of high-octane excitement you can only see here at the bus stop! |
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R.I.P Tanner
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Ok, I think I'm done now
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JR: BAH GOWD, WHO IS DROPPING BOMBS IN THE NEXT CUBICAL? YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH, HOW ABOUT A CURTISEY FLUSH, FOR GOD SAKE!
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