![]() |
|
|
|
|
#1 |
|
So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Cage doors being an option for victory is just about as anti-climactic as it gets. Escape is bad enough, because, again, it misses the point of the match in the first place, but even then it's not about one guy defeating another; it's another form of not getting a decisive finish, and something as big as a cage match should be final.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#2 |
|
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
Posts: 29,886
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
...which is why the door finish isn't used very often. Standard cage matches aren't all that big of a deal anymore and it isn't because it has a damn door.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#3 |
|
Inno Knows.
Posts: 43,710
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Cage matches aren't a big deal because they're now a poor man's hell in a cell in WWE, and in TNA an entire PPV is dedicated to cage matches, which dilutes the impact it can have.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#4 |
|
Now. Here. Man.
Posts: 8,370
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I'm going to agree with Narc, coming down against cage-doors on the grounds that it always, always looks retarded. It's the same problem that a lot of ladder matches have, where suddenly the guy starts moving in molasses towards his goal, only to be rendered completely immobile by someone grabbing his ankle. At least with ladder matches, it makes sense that the guy would stop climbing when the other guy grabs him-- that's a precarious position and you don't want to fall off. But when a guy is halfway out the door and is suddenly nailed in place because someone's pulling at him (most of the time with zero leverage), it just screams at the audience "WE ARE DOING THIS TO PAD FOR TIME."
|
|
|
|
|
|
#5 |
|
Soundly Defeated Wadding
Posts: 40,590
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
James Steele. You are wrong. It is the worst. Also, making a dramatic crawl towards the door is always ridiculous. You could literally just walk out the door with relative ease or baseball slide out. We've all walked through doors. It isn't a difficult thing to do. Even if somebody was trying to stop me, I'm certain I could slip out an open door.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#6 |
|
Inno Knows.
Posts: 43,710
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Bobby Roode is a great example. He forgets to crawl slowly, then has to pretend to get his hands stuck to the floor and not move for a minute
|
|
|
|
|
|
#7 |
|
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
Posts: 29,886
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Then he needs to quit being a fucking schmuck and do it right.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#8 |
|
Alive
Posts: 13,683
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Tables, Ladders, & Podcast #43 (March 18, 2014)
![]() Covering NXT, Impact, Smackdown, & Raw. Plus, a dash of Main Event. Starring: Narcissus, Jabba, Afterlife, and Poit. Links: Our Podbean page Listen on iTunes Like us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter Subscribe to our YouTube channel Support TLP by shopping at Amazon using this link --------------------------------- Question Of The Week: Give us your reactions to the following Mania main event results: Orton Retains Batista Wins Bryan Wins Triple H Wins |
|
|
|
|
|
#9 |
|
Quality Meme Producer
Posts: 19,372
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Question Of The Week:
Give us your reactions to the following Mania main event results: Orton Retains Fit the man with the finest armor you got b/c the next night at RAW will be one dungeon unfit for just his underwear alone. They better have his will done and RV patched up with a forcefield of alien level science. Some will call the WWE brave, but I'm not sure they are that brave. Batista Wins see Orton reaction, plus lol Scorpion King Bryan Wins Anxiety will build as to how they are going to sabotage his win, I know Summerslam is behind us, but with the possibility of having Punk coming out and getting involved, it could lead to some more unwarranted crap. Until the show ends I will be skeptical if he wins. Triple H Wins I don't see this one happening, as good a heel as he is I don't think it'll be best for business to have HHH hoisting the titles up after all this building of Bryan. If he does win I'll crank Motorhead and dance in the streets, but as a fan of him we should just leave his title days in the past where they belong. Love him or hate him, he is doing good things down at NXT. |
|
|
|
|
|
#10 |
|
Quality Meme Producer
Posts: 19,372
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
The final segment of RAW when the fake cops came out, I was trying to get a Rodney King chant going.
I had a lot of other ideas for a sign, but they made me trash my blanks as well. I had a TLP sign, Tatanka sign and Tazz Dan sign. I feel awful I wasn't able to get those out, but the TPWW one seemed to be a powerful combo sign to show my respects. Friday house show notes too: Bad New Barrett wrestled and Layla returned, I got to see a 3 on 3 with The Shield(in Face mode) vs The Wyatt Family and it was TV quality stuff. |
|
|
|
|
|
#11 |
|
Former TPWW Royalty
Posts: 66,676
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Orton Retains, Batista Wins, Triple H Wins:
![]() Out of the three probably would be the most upset if Batista won considering his run so far has been a big waste even with the sudden heel turn. Probably Orton the least only if something big happened pointing to a refresh in his direction as champion. Bryan Wins:
|
|
|
|
|
|
#12 |
|
King of Clowns
Posts: 3,454
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Orton Retains
Same old shit. Batista Wins Crowd Riots. Bryan Wins Daniel Bryan and we, the fans, get our WM moment. Triple H Wins Crowd riots and we get a really intriguing set up for the summer wrestling season. |
|
|
|
|
|
#13 |
|
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
Posts: 29,886
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Orton Retains - Cancel WWE Network
Batista Wins - Cancel WWE Network Bryan Wins - Warm fuzzy feeling that I haven't felt since WrestleMania XX's conclusion Triple H Wins - Violent and Involuntary Ejaculation |
|
|
|
|
|
#14 |
|
Inno Knows.
Posts: 43,710
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Orton Retains
Batista Wins HHH Wins (What I think Nowhere Man's reaction would be) Bryan Wins |
|
|
|
|
|
#15 |
|
Alive
Posts: 13,683
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Tables, Ladders, & Podcast #44 (March 25, 2014)
![]() Covering NXT, Impact, Smackdown, & Raw. Plus, a dash of Main Event. Starring: Narcissus, Jabba, Afterlife, and Poit. Links: Our Podbean page Listen on iTunes Like us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter Subscribe to our YouTube channel Support TLP by shopping at Amazon using this link --------------------------------- Question Of The Week: What would you have done with Scooby Doo on Raw? Bonus Question: Give us ideas for fun stuff to do in Chicago. |
|
|
|
|
|
#16 |
|
Inno Knows.
Posts: 43,710
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Go to the Weiner Circle. Have Afterlife ask for a Chocolate Shake.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#17 |
|
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
Posts: 29,886
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Scooby-Doo and Torito chase each other around the arena in multiple skits throughout the night.
Bonus: Find CM Punk's house, break-in, and host TLP LIVE! from CM Punk's estate. |
|
|
|
|
|
#18 |
|
Best Poster
Posts: 57,070
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Take a piss on TNA
|
|
|
|
|
|
#19 |
|
Inno Knows.
Posts: 43,710
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Someone stole all of the food from WWE catering. Scooby Doo enters the arena with his new friend Rob Van Dam. Kane asks them to investigate the mystery of the catering bandit. Scooby and his friend RVD investigate throughout the night, Santino tries to tag along with his Sherlock hat but gets kicked in the face by RVD. Scooby gets hot on the trail thanks to a trail of oil from the food, leading him straight into RVD's locker room! RVD says that they both ate all of the food then totally spaced, and would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for Scooby's crime solving ability.
------ -If anyone is a baseball fan, go to Wrigley, the Cubs are home that week. -As mentioned before, go to the Weiner Circle. |
|
|
|
|
|
#20 |
|
Now. Here. Man.
Posts: 8,370
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#21 |
|
Inno Knows.
Posts: 43,710
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
PS, this episode gets a 6 on the Innovator 5 star rating.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#22 |
|
Quality Meme Producer
Posts: 19,372
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Regal is fantastic, I still hold onto his way of saying Umaga, Umanga!
|
|
|
|
|
|
#23 |
|
Soundly Defeated Wadding
Posts: 40,590
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
We are situated rather close to Wrigley field. Not going with many baseball fans but I am going nonetheless.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#24 |
|
So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I actually fucking hate baseball.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#25 |
|
the heartbreak king
Posts: 48,457
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
wrigley is definitely a thing. had a blast last time i went with frank drebin. anyway, i'll think of some things to do for whenever i get down there. at least a decent restaurant and bar or some shit.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#26 |
|
Former TPWW Royalty
Posts: 66,676
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Scooby Doo:
Him, Santino, and a few other wrestlers join together to solve the mystery of the missing Andre the Giant Battle Royale statue. Have a few skits where they try not to fall into any traps and get clues with the biggest being the suspect is wearing a mask. Final segment is them noticing Sin Cara walking to his car with the statue and nab him before he leaves. He gets unmasked and it turns out to be JTG who states he would have gotten away with it if people would have still forgotten he's employed. Podcast itself: In regards to the talk about if NXT is doing anything during Mania, the WWE is supposedly taping a few shows next weekend in New Orleans. Main reason is because the WWE is targeting those promotions that use Mania weekend as both their showcase event and to fund the rest of the year. WWE is trying for next year's Mania to have all non-WWE promotion shows banned so only Mania occurs on that weekend. |
|
|
|
|
|
#27 |
|
Inno Knows.
Posts: 43,710
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Honestly I'm surprised you guys kept Smackdown at a full review for this long. You can trim it down to 10-15 minutes if you just talk about what matches were good and if there were any talking points on the show. This way you can let RAW breathe more.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#28 |
|
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
Posts: 88,926
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
During the match. I would have had other famous Hanna-Barbera characters to come out and surround the ring... Then they would have got on the apron, entered the ring and beat down both men. Especially Sin Cara. Then they would have torn up the ring, etc...
Would have led to a lengthy feud against them for Sin Cara, and elevated him to that next level. |
|
|
|
|
|
#29 |
|
Amazon Affiliate
Posts: 42,694
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
This is how it goes down.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#30 |
|
Alive
Posts: 13,683
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
That commentary is so much better than the real thing.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#31 |
|
Alive
Posts: 13,683
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Tables, Ladders, & Podcast #45 (April 01, 2014) (Stick Please)
![]() Covering NXT, Impact, & Raw. Plus light dashes of Smackdown & Main Event. Starring: Narcissus, Jabba, Nowhere Man, Poit, and Afterlife (eventually). Links: Our Podbean page Listen on iTunes Like us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter Subscribe to our YouTube channel Support TLP by shopping at Amazon using this link --------------------------------- Question Of The Week: Tell us which snack would best accompany each match on the Mania card: Tag Team Title Fatal 4-Way - The Shield vs Kane/Outlaws - Divas Invitational - Andre The Giant Battle Royal - John Cena vs Bray Wyatt - Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar - Daniel Bryan vs Triple H - Randy Orton vs Batista vs ????? - |
|
|
|
|
|
#32 | |
|
Feeling Oof-y
Posts: 17,151
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!!
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#33 |
|
The Champ is Here!
Posts: 13,614
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Great minds, and all that jazz.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#34 |
|
The Champ is Here!
Posts: 13,614
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
We're planning to do a LIVE Wrestlemania supplemental today. Stay tuned for details.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#35 |
|
Soundly Defeated Wadding
Posts: 40,590
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
![]()
|
|
|
|
|
|
#36 |
|
The Champ is Here!
Posts: 13,614
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Tables, Ladders, & Podcast LIVE Wrestlemania Supplemental (Finished now)
We're going to be going LIVE in the next 5-15 minutes. I'll update this with a YouTube link once it's up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLApm...&feature=share Last edited by Poit; 04-07-2014 at 09:28 PM. |
|
|
|
|
|
#37 |
|
The Champ is Here!
Posts: 13,614
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
We are LIVE.
Post your comments as we go! |
|
|
|
|
|
#38 |
|
The Champ is Here!
Posts: 13,614
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
So, apparently, a blue screening laptop interrupts a YouTube stream. Who knew?
|
|
|
|
|
|
#39 |
|
Now. Here. Man.
Posts: 8,370
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
We are clearly professionals.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#40 |
|
Former TPWW Royalty
Posts: 66,676
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Video works but can't hear any audio.
Edit: Nevermind it got taken down |
|
|
|